SP Vs KND (Season 1)
Episode 2:Perfect Symbiotes (ft. Pip) (King Churchill Debut) (Jimmy X Leslie)
Fastpass ran into the gun show where everyone once had a purpose with guns, which was for no good reason except for bringing idiots together.
He looked at the ashes of the place, and looking to the remains of Leslie, which was nothing but Ad Juice, but only a sample was contained by the government.
But nothing says more than a perfect GRAVE for Fastpass due to being stupid enough to retrace his and Kyle's mistake, trusting an Ad.
"Maybe you should revive that Leslie Girl." Said Coon in a flashback voice.
"N - N - No..." Fastpass whispered his inner voice away. But then... all that was left was Fastpass's scream.
Fastpass was then screamed for help as Ad Juice crept on him, taking over him... "Help m - m - me!"
"Who are you?" asked the goop. "You remind me of someone..."
Fastpass looked at the goop that went into his ear and collected some of his blood! The goop came back and morphed into Leslie.
"L - Leslie..." Fastpass charged with a Fire Tackle, but Leslie cloned herself using Fastpass's blood, weakening him.
"I, have no memory of you..." Said the Leslie's. "But yet, you remind me of someone familiar..."
"You're the ***** who abused me and Kyle!" Jimmy shouted in anger, but lowley because of Leslie using his blood. "You hurt, m - my friends... and now, you're hurting m - m- me..."
"Oh, poor citizen." Said the Leslie's as they regrouped back into one and held onto Jimmy.
"W - what, are you doing?!" asked Jimmy.
Leslie then kissed Jimmy, to make him infatuated.
She then enters his bloodstream as the Fastpass now gains control to spread an ad virus to anything he wants, that includes Apple devices.
The Next Day, Jimmy goes back to school while everyone had celebrated without him.
"Dude, where have you been?!" Asked Cartman. "We totally rocked the house with our party and we're going to do it ALL over again in the treehouse."
"C - C - Cartman..." Jimmy told Cartman scared. Cartman stared into Jimmy. "Wanna Spar? Best bring a friend."
Cartman looked everywhere for a Hero, when suddenly, he got a radar of somebody nearby. "PIP?!"
"Pip?" Asked Jimmy. "Who's Pip?"
Cartman remembered the British Wop anywhere. Unlike Nigel, Pip was a good boy who usually gets ****ed on, but this time, he's talking to Stacy, one of Kuki's friends.
"Pip?!" Cartman asked. "Are you alive?!"
Pip then starts to run away when he saw Cartman. Cartman then went into an empty Classroom and then transformed into the Coon.
"PIP, YOU SON OF A *****! COME BACK HERE!" Coon ordered, and then suddenly, ran straight through Nigel!
"WHA - WHA - WHAAA?!" Nigel stared blankly to Coon.
"WHY DIDN'T YOU STOP HIM?!" asked Coon.
"HE FLOATED RIGHT PAST ME?! WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO?!" Asked Nigel.
"Oh, like maybe use your Phys Wave?!" Asked Coon.
Nigel sighs and used his backpack's phys wave to stop the ghost of the OTHER British Boy.
"OH NO!" Pip then tossed a Smokescreen at everyone and then stunned everyone with a light from his finger. Suddenly, nobody remembered, and Pip was gone. Well, almost nobody remembered.
Out by the halls, Leslie shielded Jimmy from the light and smoke with her DNA mixture with Jimmy's making him immune to Blindness!
"H - H - H - H Holy ****!" Jimmy looked on how the mystery angel defeated Nigel and Cartman by escaping without a scratch. Jimmy then saw Leslie hiding from the shadows as she caught Pip.
"What are YOU doing here?" Leslie asked Pip.
"Please! I mean no harm!" Shouted Pip. "I heard there was an ad on the loose, so the League of Super Best Friends made me come here from heaven to destroy that ad and come back serving Costco Pizza to them."
"Leslie?! IS THAT YOU?!" PC Principal CHARGED over into the dark hallways due to a broken light, which could've been fixed by the Mexican Janitor, but PC Principal made the Mexican Janitor a teacher due to not being racist and giving a Mexican a bigger opportunity into the school jobs. PC Principal picked up Leslie and began beating her up. "I THOUGHT YOUR SPECIES WAS NO MORE! I'LL FINISH YOU OFF!"
Pip then followed. "WAIT, SIR! ONLY I CAN-"
"YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH, YOU UNKNOWN STUDENT!" Then PC Principal paused to hear what he said to Pip. This gave Leslie a chance to kick PC Principal to the face, and running back behind Jimmy.
"Don't you dare move forward, or this kid gets it..." Leslie threatened.
PC Principal looked cornered, but suddenly.
"PIP! YOU BRITISH WOP!" Coon came over with Spaceman, Princess Kuki, Toolshed, Human Kite, and Mysterion.
This made Pip react with his inner hero and UNLEASH the hero inside. Pip changed clothes from a Brit Boy into a military Queen's Outfit with a cape!
(King Churchill Move 1: Wolf Howl!)
Pip takes a deep breath with his change of voice. "STAY BACK, YOU FILTHY WANKERS!"
The Echo blew away the extra heroes away, leaving Leslie, Fastpass and PC Principal standing.
(Battle Begin!)
(King Churchill Vs Leslie)
Fastpass looked at the heroes swept away from Pip's roar.
"What will we do now?!" asked Princess Kuki.
"It's simple! BATTLE STATIONS!" Spaceman ordered as everyone charged!
King Churchill barked again with a different military insult that blew away the Kid Heroes.
Leslie then channelled her Inner Villain and challenged Churchill to a fight.
(King Churchill Move 2: Limber Up!)
Churchill then got down and done 10 PERFECT push ups in 5 seconds and gained Damage Boost! He then gets up and points to Leslie with his hand, showing that it's her turn!
(Leslie Move 1: Viral Spread!)
Leslie sends a floating static beam to Churchill, reducing his power and speed! It made him slower, but returned his Power to normal!
(King Churchill Move 3: The BOOMSTICK!)
Churchill took his rifle, cocked it and fired at Leslie!
(Leslie 70%)
(Leslie Move 2: Power Surge!)
Leslie's eyes glow as she zaps a power ball from her palms, with a Kamehameha Pose, to Churchill!
(Churchill 50%)
Churchill was slowed so he couldn't do much.
(Leslie Move 3: Infect)
Leslie then shot a syringe, also known as a Flash Drive, to Churchill, placing a Gross Out on him!
(Churchill 25%)
"My stomach..." groaned Churchill as he threw up and broke character, transforming him back into Pip!
"Why do you fools never learn from your mistakes?..." Leslie then walks up to Pip as Pip lays down with his barfed shirt, not feeling well.
Everyone froze as Pip takes a few powerful punches to the face.
"Oh no you don't!" Spaceman (Nigel) used his space gun to shoot Leslie as she drops Pip and marched forward to the kids.
"LESLIE!" Jimmy surprised Leslie with a kiss, making her break character and returning herself back into Jimmy's body!
"Oh dear..." Pip faints.
Everyone was soon reported to Mr Mackey's Office, as well as laying Pip in a wheelchair. PC Principal was also there to hear an explanation.
"So your mission was to exterminate the Ad from the League of Super Best Friends?" Asked Mr Mackey. "Sound fishy to me, mkay? Just finished a report to your ex girlfriend, Pip that you're alive."
"Oh, that won't be necessary. I'm already passed away." said Pip.
"So, you don't have a caretaker?" asked Mr Mackey.
"Apparently from what I heard, you were bullied all your life am I correct?" asked PC Principal.
"Correct, sir..." Pip replied.
"Then I suggest you boys pay respects to this guy's grave once every week, OR I'LL GIVE YOU ALL DETENTIONS!"
"Perhaps I would make sure and watch of that." Said Nigel.
The four boys groaned from the order, as if taking orders from Nigel wasn't bad enough, but then again, it was their fault he died.
"Or I can ask for a body from the lab." asked Pip.
"Is n - n - nobody gonna ask about an Ad living in my body?" asked Jimmy
(Epilogue)
Jimmy and Nigel went to Dr Mephesto's Lab to resurrect Pip's body, the same way they made Chad, only keeping his Superpowers with a Superhero Power Extractor to study this King Churchill.
Normally, this would be when Jimmy would kill Leslie, but this time, they kept Leslie in Jimmy's blood. Jimmy was then rescued by the Kids Next Door to keep Jimmy, even though he now has a new Blood Girlfriend he can date whenever he needs to.
Leslie promised to keep her invasion low, as long as she can keep living in Jimmy's body. Nigel then ordered a punishment to make the boys respect the Brit Boys like him and Pip. Churchill was then given back to Pip as the troops of the Kids Next Door trained with Churchill to move forth, and soon, armies were raised by 10% percent, approximately 250 soldiers worldwide, but not in the USA.
(Epilogue Skit)
Jimmy was heading to his room (Inside the Treehouse), when suddenly, his new girlfriend, Leslie, came up to his bed and went inside. Jimmy grinned as he takes off his crutches and slept next to Leslie.
"L - L - Love you, Leslie." said Jimmy.
"What is love?" asked Leslie.
Jimmy was never asked this question before. "Well, it's basically, the heart and soul bonding together to make a perfect pair of friends."
Leslie then kissed Jimmy one last time. "Then I love you, too." Leslie returned back into Jimmy's blood.
In a camera inside Jimmy's room, that leads into a computer, was the Interesting Twins. "Camera, check!"
"Good!" said the Delightful Children on the phone. "You keep the money and we keep the intel."
Suddenly, a virus downloaded on the laptop, showing thousands and THOUSANDS of ads!
"HEY! WHAT'S GOING ON?!" shouted the twins, they called onto the phone, but even THAT has ads.
"CONGRATULATIONS! YOU WON A DATE WITH PEWDIEPIE! JUST SEND YOUR LOCATION AND ADDRESS RIGHT NOW AT-"
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!" The twins shouted.
"Sweet music..." Leslie winked at the camera and returns to sleep with Jimmy as his hugging pillow.