A/N: Do I even have to say it?
"Okay, guys; what I'm about to show you is one of the most awesome superhero teams EVER!" LJ exclaimed with great dramatic flair to his friends. He and the others were at the Schwartz house, in the living room.
"Just a sec, there's a new TV movie on right now." Kimberly said.
"Oh." LJ replied.
"We now return to the PPGs2016 vs the Powerpuff Girls." The TV announced.
"Let's be friends on Facebook or Twitter!" 2016 Bubbles smiled.
"Prepare to be yeeted!" 2016 Blossom added.
"#GirlPower!" 2016 Buttercup proclaimed.
LJ winced visibly. "Why are we watching this?!" he asked.
"Because of this." Zofia said as the original Powerpuff Girls began to beat up their 2016 counterparts.
"...I will admit that one scene made it tolerable," LJ sighed. "But only for so long."
"Okay, LJ, what's up?" Dib asked.
"Yeah, you seem out of breath." Gaz added.
"Okay, anyways..." LJ said as he changed the TV input to HDMI-1 and took out a milk crate full of video tapes. "I stumbled onto DVR-taped episodes of Super Robot Monkey Team Hyperforce Go! Naturally, I brought them over so I could also share the awesomeness with my friends."
The others looked to each other before they looked at Zofia.
"It's a team he's a big fan of," Zofia told them. "It wouldn't surprise me if he got to meet them in the near future."
"Monkeys?" Gaz asked. "Hmm... I don't know..."
"Alright, I know you guys are a little befuddled, I've been there," LJ explained. "But here's the backstory: while exploring the outskirts of Shuggazoom City, a young boy named Chiro stumbled upon an abandoned giant robot. Upon activating it, he was infused with the spirit of the mysterious Power Primate. This awakened the five robotic monkeys who lay dormant inside the Super Robot, and Chiro was made their leader. Now they are on a never-ending quest to protect their planet from the evil of the Skeleton King and his legion of Formless warriors!"
"Hmm... That sure is something else..." Kimberly replied.
"It's funny, that premise makes me think of those Samurai Wombats or whatever show they had back in the 90's with animal superheroes," Martin remarked. "This looks pretty cool though."
LJ winced from the mention of "Samurai Wombats", but tried very hard not to lose his cool. "But there are a bunch of other bad guys, too. There's former leader, Mandarin the Orange Monkey, Valeena, the Skeleton King's evil acolyte... Not to mention the multitude of threats that terrorize the galaxy." he sighed. "...And it is nothing like that stupid Ninja Turtles rip-off about wombats!"
"I'm not sure if this is a show for me, but... I think I'd like to check it out." Chrissy spoke up.
"I feel like that's the first time you've said that about a program that didn't have beauty pageants in it, like that division from Royal Woods with the six-year-olds on The Princess Channel." Jenny said from that.
"I'm pretty sure that Lola Loud girl was what I was like at that age." Chrissy remarked.
"...Anyways, the team consists of human leader Chiro; tactician Antauri, the Black/Silver Monkey; Sprx-77, the Red Monkey; Gibson, the Blue Monkey and scientific genius; Nova, she's the Yellow Monkey, and a playful tomboy; and Otto, the Green Monkey and the gearhead of the group!" explained LJ.
"That feels like a lot to keep track of." Chrissy said.
"Yet you can name all of the girls from Pretty Cure without thinking." Jenny smirked.
"Grr..." Chrissy grumbled a bit from that.
"That sounds awesome though," Dib said to LJ. "I might be able to get behind this show you like."
"Hey, all I ask is to give it a shot," replied LJ. "If you like it? Great. If you don't? That's fine, you're entitled to your own opinion."
They all sat down together to watch what this show was made of while LJ was the most excited since he was already a big fan.
And so, a solid hour passed as they watched the show tapes. The boys and Jenny seemed to really like the show like LJ. Zofia shrugged as it felt "Meh" to her. As well as Gaz. For Chrissy, it was better than she thought it would be, but she wasn't sure if she could call herself a fan of the series.
"So, Kimberly?" LJ asked. "...What do you think?"
"Hmm... It was surprisingly entertaining..." Kimberly gave a small smile. "I actually enjoyed that more than I expected."
LJ beamed. "Nice!" he exclaimed.
"Looks like it's a win all-around," Zofia remarked. "Congratulations, Brother."
"Thanks." LJ replied.
Thor poked his head out of the upstairs closet as he came by to visit the kids, though he tried not to be rude by being loud, but the thunder and lightning from the other side of the door didn't help.
"...Uh, hey, Mr. Thor," LJ replied. "What's up?"
"Oh, hi," Thor said as he came by. "Uh, am I interrupting something?"
"Not really," Zofia replied. "Did you want something?"
"Uh, yeah, it's about that mission with the Teen Titans..." Thor said bashfully.
"It's now, huh?" LJ asked. "Alright, let's get it over with: bring on the superpowers."
"Actually, your normal powers are recharging at the time," said Thor. "So some of you might hafta use different ones."
"Recharging?" Gaz asked. "I didn't think superpowers could do that."
"The rules are complicated," Thor replied. "Sorry, I don't make the rules, I just report them."
"All right, so what do we got?" Chrissy asked.
"Well, Kimberly, your rainbow power is out of commission, so you get She-Hulk's powers." Thor explained.
"Oh, uh, gee..." Kimberly said bashfully. "I'm not sure if I could pull that off."
"You can at least try." Thor replied.
"Hmm... I guess..." Kimberly said. "I already miss the rainbows."
"It's only temporary, just for this case," Thor replied. "And Martin, since your... Whatever your power is isn't working, you'll have the abilities of the X-Men's Rogue. So you can siphon powers by touching people."
"Hmm... I have to admit, that's pretty cool," Martin gave a small smirk. "It's a start."
"The rest of you should be alright." replied Thor.
"So where are we gonna go to start this madcap caper?" asked LJ.
"Let me see," Thor said as he took out his uncle's old crystal ball. "This might take a while. This router's still from the days of the World Wide Witch Web... Too bad Uncle Drell never got around to WitchFi."
The others waited patiently while Kimberly looked nervous about using She-Hulks powers over her rainbows as Martin looked excited about his new powers.
"Let's see... So far a ghost robbed a bank..." Thor replied.
"A ghost robbed a bank?" Gaz deadpanned. "That almost sounds like one of Dib's old theories."
Dib snorted. "My theories were way less dumb than that," he replied. "Besides, that feels more like something ripped from a Scooby-Doo episode."
"Do you happen to know which ghost?" Chrissy asked Thor. "It isn't a Phantom of the Opera, is it?"
"No, nothing like that," Thor chuckled. "He's called The Gentlemen Ghost."
"Oh, I remember that guy," replied LJ. "He's a Batman villain."
"Ah, yeah..." Zofia added.
"I suppose I could get you guys over there to stop him, but it might be difficult with how slow this connection is..." Thor told them before looking at the TV screen curiously.
"I'm the fourth Powerpuff Girl!" Bliss glared.
"No, Bunny fourth Powerpuff Girl!" Bunny glared back.
"How'd you get out of Saturn?" Thor glared at Bliss. "Looks like I have another mess of Uncle Drell's to clean up later."
"Uh... Okay," Zofia replied. "Let's get this mission started."
"So... You wanna go to the bank?" Thor asked them before he would use his magic on them.
"Might as well try out our new powers," Martin shrugged. "Fire away, Spaceman."
"...I'm a warlock...?" Thor told him, a bit confused.
"Oh, you know what I mean." Martin told him.
"Kids today..." Thor rolled his eyes slightly, but soon magicked them away to Jump City over to the local bank before he decided to turn off the TV. "You also deserve better cartoons."
"Oh, no doubt there..." Jenny replied as they left.
"All right... Have fun and good luck..." Thor wished as the kids left for a brand new adventure.
At the Jump City bank, it seemed to be a bit of a normal, but slow day for the citizens who visited the building.
"Next..." The tiny old bank teller drawled out behind her desk as there were people lined up to see her.
"Excuse me, madame, would you kindly hand over all the money in your register?" A big, strong, and tall biker guy smirked as his eyes glowed white.
"For real?" The old lady replied dully. "You got like a weapon or something?"
"Oh, heavens, no." The biker told her before he yelled out as he got attacked by her taser gun.
"Guard!" The old lady called out.
The biker's body glowed briefly, and out of it emerged a translucent, classy-looking male, though you could only see his clothes. "Your electronics are of no use, Madam," replied the voice. "For I am... Gentleman Ghost!" he tipped his hat.
At that, the patrons began running around and screaming in fear. The biker got up from that before he saw the ghost and screamed like a little girl before he ran away with the other citizens. A tiny police officer hopped off of his stool and soon tried to shoot the bank robber, but of course, he couldn't since he was a ghost. Gentleman Ghost chuckled from the futile efforts. The old lady now looked scared as she emptied the money from her register and put it into a bag for the ghost.
"Splendid, now I must run," Gentleman Ghost smirked as he came to collect the bag. "I have other robbery appointments today, and a gentleman must keep to his schedule-"
CRASH! The roof's glass shattered as a group of heroes soon came to stop him from going any further.
"It's the Teen Titans!" exclaimed the bank teller.
"That's right!" Cyborg replied as he aimed his arm cannon.
"Polite language does NOT excuse the doing of crime!" Starfire added, pointing glowing fingers.
"Yeah!" Beast Boy added. "If you wants money, do what we do and mooch off Robin!"
Robin felt hit from that before giving his teammates a look. "No, he shouldn't do that, you really shouldn't do that, either, but I digress, Titans, go!" he then proclaimed.
The Titans all yelled out as they attacked with their weapons and projectiles as Beast Boy turned into a T-Rex. Of course, the weapons phased through Gentleman Ghost, if he had a face, he would probably look deadpan. Beast Boy tried to chomp on Gentleman Ghost, but of course, he was unable to.
"You know... I think we can just let them act stupid until Gentleman Ghost gets captured," said LJ. "Because I am not going in and getting wrapped up in all... THAT right now."
"Sorry if I brought you guys in a little too early," Thor's voice told them. "I'll get the hang of this someday."
"We appreciate the effort though," Zofia told him. "You take such good care of us."
"I do my best," Thor's voice replied. "But thank you though."
"You're welcome." Martin replied as they waited for a few more minutes.
The group sat together as they took a look at some trading cards that seemed to be based on a lot of people that Cherry, Atticus, Lionel, and all of the adults and they had met on various adventures, almost like what was once called POW Cards.
"Don't worry, Cousin, I will help you!" A voice called out.
The young adventure group looked over to see a masked dark blonde girl with a dark outfit with some others with her.
"It is I, Shadow Wolf!" The young heroine proclaimed.
"Shadow Wolf?" The others asked each other.
"Uh... Who are you?" asked LJ, confused.
"I'm Shadow Wolf," The heroine replied. "I'm here to help my cousin, Raven."
"We're here too." Other voices told her.
"Fine..." Shadow Wolf rolled her midnight blue eyes. "This is Kala, she's from the Volcano Twins with her brother, Augeus."
Two Hawaiian twins stepped out together with lava scepters.
"The Three Stooges-... I mean, Winter Knight, Blaze, and Red Flash," Shadow Wolf then showed three boys which reminded the group of Ed, Double D, and Eddy before they "disappeared". "Better known as the Cartoon Boys. Also these are The Cartoon Girls," she then showed a redheaded girl with a blue and red outfit, a blonde girl with a pink and white outfit, and a black-haired girl with a green and black outfit. "Action Girl, Diva Dynamite, and Monster Girl. Also, there's Jayna from the Wonder Twins."
"Okay... I've never heard of some of you guys," replied LJ. "Though I do remember Jayna, but where's Zan? Don't you two need to be in the same place to activate your powers?"
The others chimed in.
"Oh, he'll be here eventually," Jayna said before she cuddled up with Aueges. "I thought I'd get adjusted first for this mission to help Shadow Wolf's cousin."
"...Well, good luck with that..." Zofia shrugged. "Volcano Twins, huh?"
"We're not rip-offs of the Wonder Twins!" The Hawaiian twins told her.
"...Okay? I never said that you were?" Zofia replied.
"Besides, shouldn't you kids be home or something?" Shadow Wolf asked. "It ain't safe for little kids like you to be out on your own like this."
"Shows what you know," LJ retorted. "We're not little kids. We can handle ourselves just fine, thank you very much."
"Yeah, whatever, just stay out of our way, you do not wanna mess with me," Shadow Wolf said. "You don't know what I can do."
"Take it easy, Shadow." Action Girl told her.
"You're not my boss," Shadow Wolf replied. "I only took this mission to help my cousin."
"Glad to see you got your priorities straight." Blaze grumbled to himself.
"Great... Because those nitwits in the bank weren't trouble enough..." Martin muttered.
The other group decided to help out with the Teen Titans. Zofia just shrugged as she came back towards the others. Raven looked stuck in place as the others had drawn on her face and piled cards on her head before the Gentleman Ghost seemed to shoot right out of her head.
"Guh... That looked a bit gruesome..." Kimberly grimaced.
Then, a shapeless black ooze shot out of Raven's forehead and dripped all over her body, turning her into an enormous, four-eyed monster.
"And that looks even WORSE!" LJ added.
"Damn... Uncle Trigon..." Shadow Wolf cursed. "Get behind me, Kala. I'll take care of this." she then told the female Volcano Twin.
The other Titans looked scared however, though Cyborg felt worrisome of how to feel. "Is this good or bad?" he then asked Beast Boy.
The monster soon came to lunge out at Gentleman Ghost as he sat on the road.
"Oh, bother, it looks like you got me," Gentleman Ghost scoffed a bit as he stood up. "Guess I'll head off to ghost jail."
But then the monster belched out a beam of energy, and Gentleman Ghost could only scream in horror as he was vaporized.
"Holy shrimp puffs..." LJ wheezed. "She just double-killed that guy!"
"Raven...?" Robin asked, and the monster rounded on the Titans. Upon seeing them, Raven regained her control and the monster vanished back inside of her forehead gem.
The others surrounded her as she returned back to normal.
"Sorry, I lost it there for a second," Raven said softly. "What happened?"
"That was... Awesome!" Beast Boy beamed.
"What was?" Raven asked.
"I wish I coulda gotten on tape like the time that I took Shadow Wolf's car out for a spin while she was asleep." Blaze grinned.
"You did what now?" Shadow Wolf glared.
"It's all over the internet." Red Flash stated a bit dumbly.
Shadow Wolf growled and soon chased after Blaze from anger while Action Girl and Monster Girl shook their heads from that.
"I didn't even know you could do that." Robin smiled proudly.
"Do what?" Raven asked, feeling lost.
"You totally wrecked that dude." Cyborg smirked as he showed a video GIF of what happened.
"...That is not awesome," replied Raven. "It's totally bad."
"Friend Raven, if you are having trouble with your powers, we are here for you," Starfire told her.
"Yeah, well you're not half-demon, so you wouldn't understand," Raven snapped. "...Whatever; you're welcome I re-killed that old man."
"I think this was why I had that dream that told me to visit you." Shadow Wolf told Raven.
"You really shouldn't have come," Raven told her as she left through a portal. "It might make it worse."
"...So am I still in trouble for driving the Shadowmobile without asking again?" Blaze asked Shadow Wolf.
"Okay, what the shell are these guys even doing here?" LJ asked the author, confused. "Besides, they're not even in this universe!"
"To take out your frustration on them." PerkyGoth14 replied.
"Ohhhhhhhhh..." LJ replied. "Got it. Thanks, Mom... I think."
"I try so hard..." PerkyGoth14 remarked. "At least this adventure feels more promising than that time with the multi-verse Ninja Turtles before a few tweaking."
"Where is that annoying voice coming from?" Shadow Wolf glared. "Are you that same author who talks shit behind your so-called best friend's back?"
"I'm not talking shit, I'm doing this to help her improve and see how bad she's been lately so she'll come to terms and see why I'm doing what I'm doing, not to be a bully, but a-" PerkyGoth14 tried to explain.
"Blah, blah, blah, I might be a scamming weasel, but I'd never talk bad behind my friends' backs, unlike you." Blaze glared as he crossed his arms.
"These guys are really beginning to bug me." LJ sighed.
"Maybe we should give them a chance," Kimberly replied. "As a member of the Unicorn Club, it's the right thing to do."
"Unicorn Club?!" Blaze cackled. "How dopey can you GET?! Ooh, la-la-la, I like girly unicorns!"
At that moment, something in Kimberly snapped. her eyes turned green, along with her skin and hair. Blaze's laughter slowed to a whimper as Kimberly soon grew into a massive, statuesque, green-skinned woman. "KIMBERLY SMASH PUNY RED MAN!" she roared. "RED MAN MAKE FUN OF UNICORN CLUB!"
"...That's awesome and horrifying at the same time." Dib said to Gaz.
"It really is." Gaz agreed to that.
"Seriously, how old are you?" Monster Girl muttered.
"Monster Girl, that's rude," Action Girl scolded. "Diva Dynamite still likes unicorns and rainbows."
"Diva Dynamite still buys coloring books." Monster Girl retorted.
"That is a bit strange at that age." Winter Knight muttered.
"I like chickens!" Red Flash smiled randomly.
"Oh, I've had enough of you guys." Zofia glared.
"KIMBERLY SMASH YOU ALL!" Kimberly roared as she grabbed Blaze and began smacking him around like a rag doll, leaving a very large crater in the ground.
The others gathered around to see Blaze.
"So, you're a girl?" Gaz asked Action Girl. "You seem more like a boy."
"I get that a lot, but I'm a girl," Action Girl told her. "Trust me."
"If you say so." Gaz shrugged.
"Besides, your friend hurt my friend, so I'm gonna make you pay for that," Action Girl glared as her eyes seemed to turn red. "Scared yet?"
"Nah," replied Gaz as she took out her scythe. "How about YOU?" And she slashed Action Girl, causing her soul to separate from her body and get absorbed into the blade.
"Uh, guys? This might take a while and I know this is kind of important, but..." Jenny spoke up.
"Go ahead," Zofia told him. "It'll help advance the story."
Jenny then made the screen flip like in The Brady Bunch to show the others getting defeated by the main adventure group. After all, this was their story and not the trespassers'.