"Well, that was easy," LJ remarked. "You good now, Kimberly?" He was answered in the form of a bone-crushing hug. "Gah! Yeah, you're good..." he grunted only slightly.
"Do they come back?" Zofia asked the author.
"Every once in a while," PerkyGoth14 replied. "Now as I was saying, I'm not trying to be a bad friend, I'm trying to warn certain others of consequences that come with the way they act at certain times."
"Totally understandable, even if some people don't feel like they have to listen to your advice." Martin replied.
"Now then..." PerkyGoth14 said. "Let's get you back to the main story."
The other Titans laughed together as they watched Cyborg's GIF while Starfire looked angry with them.
"The other main story..." PerkyGoth14 said, a bit aggravatedly.
We soon cut to Titans Tower as Raven seemed to be levitating in her bed with a lot on her mind. In her dream, she was walking through a pitch-black hallway.
"Hello? Creepy dark inner consciousness?" The demon/human hybrid called out, before seeing what looked like an opened vault door. She went inside and saw that her gem was cracked. Suddenly, she saw something behind her: it was that formless black creature from earlier. It flashed a red-toothed smile and lunged at her, causing Raven to shoot awake, panting heavily. "...What's happening to me?" she asked as she floated over to her full-body mirror; she glanced up at her gem and heard strange whispers.
"What's happening is that it's time to ditch those humans!" giggled her reflection, in a deep, manly voice.
"Dad?" Raven asked, and her reflection changed into Trigon's visage. "Ugh, you."
"Also ditch Starfire, the alien. And whatever Robin is. Uh... Wombat?" asked Trigon, genuinely confused.
"Not gonna happen, get out of here." Raven glared with glowing white eyes as she turned away the mirror with her black magic.
"But, sweetie, I came to congratulate you," Trigon smiled calmly as he came back anyway. "Your gem is cracking."
"Then, you know what's happening to me?" Raven asked softly from that.
"That gem on your forehead is what contains your inner demon," Trigon explained to her as a crude art style was shown which looked like a six-year-old doodled it to help explain to her and the audience of what was happening. "But now that it's cracked your demon can escape. And consume your human side, entirely. The same thing could happen to your cousin since she's also part-demon."
"You mean, I'm becoming a monster?" Raven gasped from that.
"You don't have to," Trigon replied before he changed her reflection into what looked like a normal, human, teenage Raven. "What if I told you I could remove your demon altogether?" he then bribed to her. "Then we both can have something we've always wanted. I'll be out of your hair forever and your powers will be mine to use."
Raven looked unsure, but then turned back. "Not. Happening. And I don't have any cousins. Mom was an only child, and my six idiot brothers are trouble enough." she replied.
Trigon shrugged. "Eh, it's your humanity; the more you use your powers, the more the crack will widen, and then POW! All that will be left? Nothing but demon." he replied.
"I just won't use my powers, then." said Raven as she put her hood back on. "I'd rather give them up than give them to you. AND DON'T BE IN MY MIRROR!" she then levitated her mirror into the wall, where it smashed into pieces.
"Used your powers." Trigon spoke.
"That doesn't count!" Raven retorted as she left.
"Nuts! I thought that was gonna work." Trigon complained from shard form.
"Your gambit has failed, as predicted," A deeper, more menacing voice growled a bit with piercing red eyes throughout the other mirror shads. "We proceed with the true plan."
"Fine, I'll get on it." Trigon sighed from that.
Soon, the images faded away as the shards were back to normal in the middle of the floor.
The others came to the door of the Tower.
"I guess we'll go in through here to see what's going on." Chrissy suggested.
"Sure seems like a good idea." LJ agreed as he rode on Kimberly's shoulders.
Chrissy came to the door, but she wasn't sure how to open it.
"I got it." Dib said as he cracked the code to get the door open.
After a few moments, the door opened for them so that they could get to the Teen Titans to see what else they had to do. Robin was using a VR headset for training while the others were watching him and messing with him.
"...I don't like this Robin, but the others really bug me when they mess with him like that." Zofia said to the others.
"Likewise," LJ replied as he climbed down from Kimberly's shoulder.
Eventually, Robin took off his VR glasses and saw that Cyborg, Starfire and Beast Boy were messing with him.
"That's it! Team meeting!" he shouted, much to the others' dismay.
The other Titans groaned as they were in trouble now. Kimberly climbed in with the others as she helped them down.
"Oh, you guys are back," Robin said to the group. "...We have met before this, right?"
"You're kidding, right?" Gaz replied. "We helped you with that movie. Duh!"
"More or less." LJ replied as they sat on the carpet nearby.
"How do you expect me to keep in peak physical condition if you insist on interrupting my training?!" Robin asked the Titans.
"I do not know this word 'peak'," replied Starfire. "It means soft or mushy?"
Robin glared at that.
"Robin, it's not like it's real training." said Cyborg.
"Yeah, you're only fighting against yourself." added Beast Boy.
"Of course I'm fighting me!" Robin replied. "I'm a supergenius tactician with good looks to match. Who could be better?"
"...I don't think there's gonna be an answer there that you're gonna like." replied Cyborg.
Zofia rolled her eyes from that.
"What we needs to do is learn from Raven," Beast Boy spoke up. "She really... Leveled up!"
"LEVELED UP!" An annoying voice announced.
"Yeah, she did!" Cyborg beamed as he took out the GIF again.
Robin tossed his bomb at that screen before it exploded.
"Being bigger and more awesome is great!" Beast Boy beamed. "Let's all level up!"
"Easy for me!" Cyborg added before he dashed away and came back with a box he put on his shoulder which popped out some toasted bread. "Boom! Toast-mode unlocked."
"Your parents must be so proud." Chrissy rolled her eyes from that.
"Yeah, well, I bet your parents are proud of you," Cyborg glared. "What do you do for fun, sing the bad guys away like some sort of obnoxious pop star?"
"Ever heard of Black Canary?" LJ retorted. "She's basically got her sonic scream."
Chrissy inhaled, and let off a sound blast that reduced Cyborg to a heap of parts.
"And besides, at least her parents are alive." LJ added.
"Ooh..." The others lowly oohed from that.
There was soon an explosion from outside.
"Toast Mode...?" Cyborg asked weakly.
The explosion came back before a big portal came out just outside of the tower.
"Whoa..." Dib and Gaz muttered.
"What is that?" Beast Boy gasped.
"Some kinda portal." Jenny remarked.
"And a portal means trouble." said LJ.
"If these readings are correct, something is breaking into our universe from another Earth!" Robin exclaimed.
"What?!" Cyborg exclaimed.
"Did any of you guys feel-... Thaaaaaat's new." Raven said as she came in and saw the huge portal.
The portal soon shot out a dome-shaped implement high above the Titans' Tower.
"It is the menacing and the sparkly," Starfire observed. "I am the conflicted."
Someone soon crashed into the Tower window.
"This must be what our mission is." Zofia suggested to the others.
Suddenly, four other people came in on ropes and grabbed the Titans, pulling them up into the implement.
"I reckon we should go after them..." Martin shrugged.
Everyone murmured in agreement as they climbed up the ropes as well.
"All right, whoever you are, just don't get me angry," Kimberly warned. "You won't like me when I'm angry."
"Hey, Raven got away!" Zofia called out.
Raven tried to escape as everybody else was taken away.
"I don't think so..." LJ replied as they saw Raven being pulled up on the ropes as well.
"Well, she did what she could," Zofia sighed. "Out of all the Titans though, I like her the most if I had to like one of them from this... World, I guess."
"Same here." Gaz agreed.
"She was the most tolerable," Jenny replied. "Although I suppose that isn't saying much."
"That's like saying a hemorrhoid is better than getting stabbed in the butt." Gaz said.
"Graphic, much?" Kimberly asked.
"Sorry, I couldn't help it." Gaz replied.
After they were all in the dome, it was dark and as cartoon tradition, they could only see their eyes.
"I did not like that." Raven grumbled.
"Where's even are we?" Starfire asked with fear.
"Welcome, heroes!" said a distorted voice, as a light turned on. The group was approached by what looked like a jet-propelled game piece from the board game "Sorry". It turned around, revealing a blue-skinned, white-haired fellow dressed in ornate clothing. "WELCOME... To my arena."
"Who are you?" Robin glared at the being.
"Oh, I'm just a friend, ha-ha," The being smirked. "Call me the Master of Games... Games... Games... Games... Games..." he then added with an echo.
"That's who Mr. Thor was talking about." Martin and Jenny both realized in unison from that name.
"Yo, unless those games come with video, puts us back in our house!" Beast Boy glared.
"But you haven't yet heard my offer," The Master replied. "I have traveled throughout the Multiverse in search of one thing!"
"A smaller forehead?" Beast Boy guessed.
Chrissy snickered as that was a little funny.
"The greatest version of every hero." The Master clarified.
"Then you must be an alternate version of the Master of Games, since you look so different." LJ replied.
"What do you mean... Version?" asked Raven.
"You may be the Titans of this Earth," The M.o.G. replied as he pushed a button, displaying holographic versions of other Earths. "But there are actually infinite earths, and each one is different."
"Oh...I get it," said Robin. "On this Earth, we're heroes, but on another, we could be villains, or robots, or medieval knights!"
"Ooh! Is there an Earth where we're all mermaids?" Beast Boy spoke up.
"No, those don't exist." M.o.G replied.
"Or a steam-punk Earth, where we all wear goggles and top hats?" Cyborg asked.
"Oh, yeah, with goggles on the top hats!" Beast Boy added from that.
"No." M.o.G stated.
"Ooh! Ooh, I got one!" Cyborg beamed. "A world where we're all animals?"
"Yo, I be that all day and every day!" Beast Boy beamed as he turned into a pig.
"Okay. So, I'd be Cy-bunny, who's a bunny, who's also half robot," Cyborg said as he took out a whiteboard to sketch some doodles. "And Starfire can be Star-fish-fire!"
"What about an Earth where you became great heroes?" M.o.G suggested. "Beloved by all!"
Cyborg and Beast Boy looked over in shock before they smirked doubtfully.
"There's basically 0% chance an Earth like that exists, bro." Beast Boy replied.
"Maybe, who even knows anymore?" Zan asked as he came by.
"Zan from the Wonder Twins?" Kimberly asked. "Why are you here? HOW did you get here?"
"My sister communicated with me with the special telepathic link that all twins have." Zan replied.
"All twins do not have a telepathic link," Martin replied. "Speaking from experience."
"The green one's statement remains to be seen," said M.o.G. as he conjured up a staff with a purple orb on top. "This... Is the Whirligog."
"Whoa... Whirligog..." The Titans exclaimed.
"This marvelous artifact shows me every possibility," explained M.o.G. "And it allows me to determine which is the greatest version of every hero... Through combat!"
The others watched as they saw forms of the adult Justice League as Batman seemed to come out on top.
"Oh... Why can't you guys be as cool as this?" Dib scoffed as he took a look at the image.
"You want us to fight an alternate version of ourselves?" Raven asked as she took a look.
"Ooh, is it the Mermaid Titans?" Beast Boy asked hopefully.
"Or those goggles guys with the top hats?" Cyborg added.
"Whichever version it is, they won't stand a chance against us." Robin grinned with confidence.
"Oh, won't they?" asked M.o.G.
"No." Robin replied smugly.
"Won't they?"
"I just told you, no."
"Won't they?"
"Why do you keep saying 'won't they'?!"
M.o.G. smirked. "Because, Robin..." he said as a spotlight turned on, revealing the five attackers from earlier. "...You've already met."
One of the attackers disabled their helmet, revealing the face of... 2003 Robin! The young adventure group was met with a big amount of shock from that. The other four did the same with their helmets to show that they were the other 2003 Teen Titans.
"Hasn't we seen them before?" Beast Boy asked the others.
"Their Robin is so handsome." Starfire smiled dreamily.
"Look at those guys," Robin observed with amazement. "So tall... And such big hands."
"I really like that Raven." Gaz said with her own amazement.
"Not to mention they actually look awesome!" LJ added.
"Wouldn't you like to battle these other Titans?" asked M.o.G., appealing to GO! Robin's massive ego. "Prove that you're just as good as they are?"
"More than anything!" said Robin.
"Very well, Teen Titans. Face your challengers: the Teen Titans!" exclaimed the M.o.G., illuminating the arena.
"Hmm... That M.o.G. looks pretty different from the one we know," said 2003 Beastboy. "Plus his voice is different too."
"I know, right?" LJ asked. "I knew I wasn't the only one who noticed!"
"Welcome to the tournament of Titans!" M.o.G announced.
The crowds all cheered as they sat in the audience, including civilian forms of the "other heroes" from before.
"KICK THEIR WANNABE ASSES!" A girl with dark blonde hair yelled out as she sat with a girl with light tan skin.
"YEAH! WHO NEEDS YA?!" A redheaded girl who looked like a boy added.
"That almost looks and sounds like Mom." Martin said to Jenny.
"Yeah... You're right..." Jenny had to agree.
"You ruined my childhood!" A grown man yelled out to the 2013 Titans as he wore a pony T-Shirt.
Nearby, 2019 Lion-O rolled his eyes. "Been there, heard that too many times..." he sighed, before turning to his fellow card player. "Got any eights?"
"Go 'Fish'." replied 2011 Panthro, holding a stack of cards.
"I don't know, isn't this a little suspici-" Raven started.
"This is perfect!" Robin exclaimed. "Just what we need to kick us up a notch. Let's prove we are the best Titans in the Multiverse."
"But Robin... You don't understand," replied Raven. "I can't fight."
"Aw, I wouldn't say 'can't', you're just not as good as I am," replied Robin in a condescending manner. "But then who is?"
"Them?" suggested LJ.
The 2003 Titans stood by with pride.
"You got this, cousin!" Jo called out to 2003 Raven.
"Who is that?" 2003 Beast Boy asked.
"I have no idea." 2003 Raven replied.
"They're the serious versions of us." Cyborg remarked.
"Uh, I'm pretty sure we're the serious versions of us." Robin replied.
"No, check it out, you can tell by how tall they are," Cyborg said before he measured 2003 Robin before measuring his Robin. "See? He's like five heads tall. Now, look at your short self, three heads tops."
"And you also have the tiny baby hands." Starfire added with a simple smile.
"We've moved past my little baby hands!" Robin yelled.
"Point is, more tall means more serious." replied Cyborg.
"Both teams will square off in an all-out rumble," explained the M.o.G. "Throw your opponents out of the ring, and victory will be yours. Let the tournament begin!"
"So... Are we fighting with those guys?" asked LJ. "Or are we gonna work with the '03 group?"
"Wait, where's Gaz?" Dib asked as he noticed that his sister was missing.
"Sorry, guys, this side looks a lot cooler than the '13 crowd." Gaz smirked as she stood with the other Teen Titans.
"Friend Gaz, you are the biggest of the traitors of the social circle!" Starfire glared.
"Point is, more tall means more serious." Cyborg told Robin.
The adventure group looked to each other and decided to go over with the 2003 Titans.
"Hey! Don't ditch your saviors!" Robin glared. "We want more teammates too!" he then smirked at the Hawaiian girl in the audience. "Especially you. You're almost as pretty as Starfire~"
"Sorry, but I'm taken." Justine told him.
"By who?" Robin asked.
"Ahem! You wanna talk about this, pal?" Jo glared as she rolled up her sleeve.
"What? She's a pretty girl, I'm a simple guy, I see a pretty girl, I talk to her." Robin said to her.
"Not to mention your brain shuts off your common sense to let you know that that other girl is obviously gonna thrash you for looking at her girl." Gaz rolled her amber eyes.
"QUIT LOOKIN' AT MY GIRL!" Jo snarled, grabbing Robin and twisting him into a pretzel.
And while the other Titans looked on at Robin being horribly maimed, LJ and the others snuck over to the 2003 Titans.
"Well, Gaz makes a good point." shrugged Dib.
Suddenly, their art style changed to reflect that of the 2003 Titans.
"What happened?" Dib asked from that.
"Looks like we've gone through The Art Shift." Gaz replied.
"Go, Team! Go!" Red Flash and Diva Dynamite's civilian identities of what were called "Ed Hill and Dee Dee Tartovosky" called out as they were both cheerleaders, looking obliviously stupid to the dangerous situations.
"Great, cheerleading, way to man things up there, buddy." Jo deadpanned to Ed.
"That can't be Ed," Kimberly said. "Ed's with the other boys on some sort of new mission."
"Yeah! So that must not be our Ed!" LJ replied. "Besides, our Ed is way smarter than that now."
"Remember, we have to play along with this to save our Earth," 2003 Robin told the others. "Don't go too hard on those baby versions of us." Just then, he was hit by a birdarang.
"Baby versions?" I heard that!" yelled Robin.
"...Okay, maybe rough 'em up a little." 2003 Robin said to the others.
"Don't mind if I do, Robin." Zofia smirked a bit eagerly.
"Don't worry, we'll show them how it's done." 2003 Cyborg added as he got his arm cannon ready.
The others got ready in their own way as 2003 Beast Boy turned into an elephant. The other Titans soon did the same as the counter allowed them to get ready to battle each other as the other Beast Boy soon turned into a bear.
As soon as the countdown reached "1", both sides charged into battle against one another. 2003 Cyborg blasted his counterpart, 2003 Beastboy headbutted his counterpart, both Starfires were locked into a beam struggle, 2003 Robin delivered a haymaker to his counterpart, and both Ravens just decided to make small talk.
"...Hey." said 2003 Raven.
"Sup?" asked Raven.
"That should be us down there," Toonyverse Eddy told the others. "We'd be so popular back home if I could film this somehow."
"...You mean like with a camera option on your phone?" Toonyverse Double D deadpanned slightly.
"...Ugh!" Toonyverse Eddy's eyes widened before he face-palmed himself. "Why didn't I think of that?"
"I don't know, Eddy, you're always so impulsive, especially with scamming other people in the city with your crazy ideas," Toonyverse Double D shrugged. "...Not to mention flirting with other girls when you already have a girlfriend."
"Kimberly smash! Kimberly destroy!" Kimberly growled as she looked a bit angry and shook a bit.
"...Is that Unicorn Girl having a seizure?" Toonyverse Eddy asked, a bit stupidly.
"Maybe she has gas." Toonyverse Dee Dee smiled simply which made both Toonyverse June and Mike roll their eyes.
Kimberly let out a roar as she lunged at Robin and began beating him into the ground, ignoring his cries of agony.
2003 Cyborg was firing his cannon hands at his counterpart as they flew around the ring.
"Whoa, settle down, guy!" Cyborg said.
"This is all just a silly game to you guys, isn't it?" asked 2003 Cyborg.
"Whoo!" Cyborg whooped as he dipped and dodged. "Ah, almost got me!"
"Question asked, question answered." replied Dib as he used his Technomancer powers to disassemble Cyborg, leaving him defenseless.
2003 Cyborg winced a bit from that.
"Sorry you had to see that, buddy." Dib said to him.
"It's okay... That's just one of my biggest fears." 2003 Cyborg replied.
Beast Boy came to lunge out at Chrissy only for her to give him a bit Sonic Scream which hurt his ears, but also blew him back, squashing against the glass barrier for the audience as he looked to be in great pain.
"Now that's super!" LJ remarked.
Both Starfires were continuing their beam struggle until they stopped.
"Oh, so you are the Starfire of your Earth." said Starfire.
"On your Earth, do you have a Silkie?" asked 2003 Starfire.
"I do!"
"How much of the Earth food do you consume?"
"As much as will fit in my nine stomachs."
"I am the same!"
The others looked a bit deadpan from that.
The two Beast Boys glared at each other until the 2013 Beast Boy turned into a cartoony dog. 2003 Beast Boy growled as he became a bloodhound which scared his counterpart a bit. The two then became crocodiles, gorillas, then a bumblebee and a wasp.
"Guys... I think Raven might be in trouble." Zofia glanced over a bit.
Her brother and friends looked over as 2003 Raven glared darkly at her counterpart.
"I gotta say, not psyched about this fight." 2003 Raven said.
"Oh?" Raven asked her counterpart.
"I spent a lot of time battling my own inner demons," 2003 Raven said as she stopped herself. "This is kind of annoyingly literal."
"Yeah, tell me about it." Raven smirked before she paused with slight concern which proved Zofia right.
2003 Robin was now squaring off with his counterpart. "This tournament must be a trap of some kind. The Master of Games obviously cannot be trusted!" he exclaimed.
But Robin didn't want to listen. "You should obviously avoid my fist in your face!" he yelled, knocking him back.
They both threw birdarangs at each other, which collided with one another and exploded.
M.o.G. laughed with glee. "Now we're talkin'!" he exclaimed.
"I'd love to just get a bomb to kill them all..." A plucky girl crossed her arms as she was dragged into this with other people from the Toonyverse who looked older than her. Much older.
"Aw, shut up and have some fun," Duncan told her. "We didn't have to bring ya."
"I didn't wanna come here," Cindy glared. "I wanted to have a quiet day at home, but you said if I didn't come, you'd tell Maxwell that I had a dream about another boy and kissed my pillow."
"Hey, Beast Boy, why you gotta be a vegetarian?" Abby called out with a laugh. "I turn into animals too, but I still eat meat!"
"That's his choice," Cindy crossed her arms. "Why bother talking to you? All you guys do is treat me like-"
Cyborg was thrown at Cindy just for the heck of it, causing her a great deal of pain.
"...I can taste my spine..." Cindy groaned from that.
"Holy molehill!" LJ exclaimed as he threw Cyborg off and helped Cindy up. "I am so, so sorry that happened to you! Are you okay? How many fingers am I holding up?! I can get you to the hospital!"
"Ugh... It's okay... Um... Three fingers... And it's okay..." Cindy said.
"Walk it off, Butler, you have to be strong." Jo told her.
"Jo, that's not helping." Mike scolded.
"Thanks, Mike." Cindy said from that.
"And Cindy, how dare you let yourself get hurt like that!" Mike scolded her next. "You really need to stand up for yourself."
"Let herself get-... Are you for real?!" LJ asked angrily. "You guys are pieces of SHIT! This kid gets horribly injured, and you don't even CARE! There is a special place in HELL for people like you! In fact, I oughta kick your lousy asses after I get this kid to the hospital! Maybe THEN she'll actually be able to find friends who give a flying fuck about her well-being!"
The others glared and complained from that.
"Naughty, naughty... Using such language!" Dee Dee scolded as she put a bar of soap in LJ's mouth.
"Oh, poor Cindy... Let me give you a hug." Justine said as she hugged the young girl right against her chest.
"Well, that's a little better..." LJ rolled his eyes as he took out his phone. "Hey, Sis, could you kick butt a little extra harder for me? I might be busy for a while."
"Take your time, I'll try to stay as strong as I can be." Zofia replied as Robin slid by her feet, so she jumped up to elbow him in the stomach like in a move you would see in a wrestling ring.
LJ spat out the soap and threw it at Dee Dee's head. "Slaggin' moron..." he groused as he began making a few calls.
"We should be working together to figure out what is going on!" 2003 Robin told his counterpart as he was elbow-dropped by Zofia.
"WE'LL! NEVER! JOIN! YOU!" Robin grunted.
"Have it your way." 2003 Robin replied as he spin-kicked his counterpart out of the ring.
"Nice one." Chrissy approved to 2003 Robin.
"I do what I do best." 2003 Robin smirked proudly.
"Loser!" M.o.G announced as Robin was out. "Ladies and gentlemen, we have our first elimination."
"I love you so much!" The fan guy called out happily for the 2003 Teen Titans.
"That guy needs to grow up." Toonyverse Eddy rolled his eyes.
Chrissy glared and decided to Sonic Scream him away.
"Oh, you wanna play, sister? Bring it on!" Toonyverse Eddy glared as made fireballs in his hands as this Eddy seemed to be a fire-bender.
Starfire whooped happily before her 2003 counterpart gave her a look so she smiled sheepishly. "The what?"
"Time to bring out the big guns..." said 2003 Cyborg as his counterpart fired on him. He brought out a water balloon, and threw it at Cyborg, short-circuiting his systems.
"Ha! Nice try!" Cyborg replied as he made his own head climb off his body, revealing his wire body.
"Oh, come ON! Is there anything you do that's not horrible?" asked 2003 Cyborg.
LJ took a very large water balloon, and doused Toonyverse Eddy with it, leaving him drenched and unable to flame up.
"Well, how do ya like this?!" asked Cyborg's head, as he began attacking 2003 Cyborg, who eventually crammed him into his cannon and shot him away.
"BOO-YAH!" exclaimed 2003 Cyborg.
"That's my line!" replied Cyborg.
2003 Cyborg smirked. "Mine first."
The head hit the body, and they were both out of the ring.
"Loser!" announced M.o.G.
"Hey, foul, dude!" Cyborg glared before he turned around to show that his head was on his butt. "You put me together wrong. I'm an actual butt-head."
Ed and Dee Dee laughed at that like a couple of idiots.
"Ho-ho, there it is," M.o.G remarked. "That's two to zero."
"Come on, inner Zuko, come on..." Eddy groaned.
"Uh, you know Prince Zuko?" Jenny asked.
"Well, duh!" Eddy rolled his eyes. "He is my ancestor."
"...Sure, why not?" Jenny shrugged from that.
"We's looking like chumps, yo!" Beast Boy gasped. "Star, yous gotta do something!"
2003 Beast Boy then headbutted his counterpart as he zipped by as a ram while the two alien princesses floated together like BFFs.
"Oh, yes! The battle!" Starfire realized before she whispered to her counterpart.
"Glorious!" exclaimed 2003 Starfire, and so they began to thumb-wrestle.
As that happened, an ambulance showed up, and two paramedics put Cindy inside.
"Take it from me, kid: get yourself some actual friends, but first move somewhere else after you recover," LJ told her. "Nobody deserves that kinda agony."
"I thought the place I used to live in before the city was painful..." Cindy grumbled.
"...Do I wanna know?" LJ asked.
"Pretty much a huge Crapsack World," Cindy replied. "Everybody was either a jerk or a total idiot and they all hated me. That's my sad origin story, I apologize if I'm milking it for too much sympathy."
"...I am so sorry you had to experience such a hellish trauma," LJ told her. "Just cuz I think you're a good kid, I'll personally get even on your behalf."
"Oh, you don't have to do that," Cindy said. "I'll be alright, I'm used to these hospital trips."
"Hey, Cindy!" Dee Dee smiled as the girl was about to be carried off.
"What, Dee Dee?" Cindy asked.
"Lord Moldybutt!" Dee Dee smiled.
This made the gurney fall and break with Cindy on it which gave her more pain.
"...Just for the hell of it, I'm gonna do it anyway," LJ replied, helping Cindy to her feet. "Free of charge," He lifted her onto a different gurney, which was placed inside the ambulance and driven away. "Alrighty then..." he then said, turning to the Toonyverse asswipes/morons. "Who wants the first beating?"
"You don't know what I can do, kid." Jo glared.
"Ooh, what an interesting turn of events!" M.o.G smirked a bit.
"Blah-blah, I know what you can't do: be a decent friend, and know when to SHUT UP!" LJ remarked.
"Hey, I AM a good friend," Jo glared. "I save that kid's butt all the time."
"And then what?" LJ glared back. "Threaten to beat her up if she doesn't do what you ask her to? Yeah, there's friendly teasing and then there's being a dick to your so-called friends."
"You don't know my life, kid, it's rough." Jo glared.
"Oh, suuure... I'm sure your childhood is very sad and that gives you a good excuse to be crude all the time..." LJ rolled his eyes. "You know, my mother was orphaned as a kid, but that didn't make her into an unsympathetic jerk like you."
"Yeah, well, my dad was killed when I was young and my mother abandoned me at an orphanage to get adopted by two people who could care less about me." Jo retorted.
"Oh, boo-hoo, cry me a river," LJ mocked. "So you think acting like a piece of shit justifies that?! You think it makes you any better?! Well, lemme clue you in: IT DOESN'T!"
"All right, you asked for this!" Jo growled viciously before she transformed into a beast called a werewolf demon.
Normally, Kimberly would've felt scared by that, but she felt more annoyed with Jo than anything else.
"Wait here, Babe, I'm gonna take out the trash." Jo told Justine.
"Can't you just talk things out?" Justine asked "My Uncle Tito always said 'The Ancient Hawaiians say that we should always try to make friends before we make war'."
LJ cracked his knuckles. "The time for talk is OVER! Shoutmon... Ballistamon! DIGI-FUSE!" he announced, as he was surrounded by a ball of light. "Shoutmon Battle Armor... X2! I'm gonna cram you in the kennel, you big hairy fuzzball!"
Jo just roared and gave a very loud and blood-chilling howl.
Thor was at his home before he looked up from his cookbook. "Sounds like Jo Elliot was just triggered... But what doesn't trigger Miss I Bet I'm Stronger Than Your Uncle the Most Powerful Man in the Universe?" he then deadpanned to the audience.
Jo lunged out at LJ to attack him with unholy strength as both a werewolf and a demon.
"FUSION FIST!" LJ shouted as his fists ignited and smacked into Jo, sending her bouncing around the arena like a rubber ball.
Jo!" Justine cried out.
"You upset my little sister, you upset me," Justin glared. "I'm strong as a rock."
"It's true, I hit his head with a baseball bat once and it broke in half on impact." Eddy spoke up.
"Who are you supposed to be, Uncle Atticus?" Zofia deadpanned.
"I'M SICK OF ALL OF YOU CLAIMING TO BE HEROES!" Kimberly roared at the Howling Wolves team. "WHAT MAKES YOU ALL SO SPECIAL ANYWAY?!"
"Some heroes," LJ scoffed. "Come on, ya butt-nuggets! I'll take you all on!"
The Howling Wolves looked to each other before they came out with their own powers: lava-bending from Justin and Justine, Duncan did his earth-bending, Mike used werewolf transformation while also using shadow-bending, Dee Dee and Double D used ice powers, June used her fighting skills, Ed took out a katana blade as he was a ninja in the Toonyverse, and Eddy was unable to fire-bend.
"Aren't you gonna fight too?" Jenny asked the Wonder Twins who were obviously in disguise.
"Why would we?" Zan asked. "We're normal human twin teenagers. I'm Zach and this is my sister, Joanna Bell."
"Normal humans?" Martin replied. "With pointed ears and purple eyes?"
"You shouldn't ask about that, that's rude." Jayna scolded.
"STOP ACTING LIKE MY FRIEND IS STUPID!" LJ roared. "WE KNOW YOU'RE THE WONDER TWINS! NOW CUT THE BULLCRAP AND GET TO FIGHTING!"
"Ooh, this Titans fight got good," Thor chuckled as he watched on his crystal ball before he dialed a number. "Hey, Uncle, change your channel to The Tournament from the Master of Games."
There was a channel switching sound before some laughter was heard on the other line.
"I know, right?!" Thor laughed with his uncle.
Kimberly growled as she grabbed the Wonder Twins before throwing them around like dolls as she felt the She-Hulk's powers surging through her.
"VAROOMA-BOOMERANG DUO!" LJ exclaimed as he conjured two boomerangs and threw them at Ed and Dee Dee, knocking them flying.
The two yelled out as they got hit.
"I don't know how you got free from my scythe, but you're not gonna do it again!" Gaz glared as she sliced at Mike again. "How do ya like that?!"
The young adventure group fought the Howling Wolves while the 2003 Teen Titans fought after the current Teen Titans.
"One, two, three, four, we declare the thumb war." The Starfires told each other as they decided to thumb-wrestle each other.
"How are they beating us?!" Abby complained as she turned into a griffin. "We always win! Don't you read the other stories?!"
"Well, this time it ain't gonna happen!" Martin retorted, tapping Eddy and sapping his powers. "FIRE! FIRE-FIRE-FIRE!" he shouted, flinging fireballs at the Toonyverse group.
"Hey, that's not fair!" Eddy called out.
"Life ain't fair!" Martin glared.
Eventually, 2003 Starfire lost her thumb wrestling war with the other Starfire who looked happily smug. "I am the victorious." she beamed as she tossed her counterpart away to the loser's circle.
"Way to go, Star!" Cyborg cheered.
It seemed like for the first time in their lives, the Toonyverse group seemed to be failures before a bus pulled up.
"Get in! I'll send you guys back home where you'll still win and beat the jerks like the Roaring Tigers!" The driver called out.
"Well, so long, ya wannabes!" Eddy told them as he rushed off with his teammates.
"I'll be right there, just gotta check the exhaust pipe first." The driver said before he came out of the bus before he suddenly grabbed it and spun it around a few times before he flung it out a window which made the bus shoot right towards the Planet Neptune where Bubsy the Bobcat and Bliss the Powerpuff Girl were.
"Good riddance to bad rubbish!" LJ snapped. "Hopefully that Cindy kid will get the respect she deserves."
"Their universe makes me seem like a big bully," The driver said as he revealed to be Drell. "Well... I know I'm not the nicest guy around, but I wouldn't pick on some kid just for shits and giggles. What would Hilda say about that? She'd probably ditch me after I saw her again after that Valentine's Day scandal when Sabrina kissed Harvey for the first time that turned him into a frog."
"Well... Thank you." LJ replied as he turned back to the arena fight.
Apparently 2003 Beast Boy had ended up losing to his counterpart, who was now getting his butt kicked by 2003 Robin and Cyborg.
"You know, I thought they were the baby versions of us, but I think they're actually the jerk versions of us?" 2003 Robin said to his Cyborg.
2003 Cyborg pointed behind Robin as Starfire charged right behind him. 2003 Robin gave the alien princess a look before she saw him looking at her which made her giggle bashfully like a shy school girl before they took her out next.
"Loser!" M.o.G announced.
"Way to put up a fight, Star." Robin deadpanned at his teammate.
"The important thing is participation and the good sportsmanship." Starfire advised with a smile.
"The important thing is we need Raven to turn this around!" Robin glared.
"Maybe Raven's too good for you." Gaz spoke up.
"Not a word out of you, Emo!" Robin glared.
"...What did you call me?" Gaz growled as that seemed to trigger her.
"He called you an emo..." LJ replied. "This is just like with Mom..."
"I am not an emo," Gaz glared. "What makes me an emo?!"
"Well, you're dressed like that, so... Yeah..." Robin replied. "You and Raven are probably both emos. I wouldn't know because I'm normal."
"You're next is what you are!" Gaz glared as she brought out her scythe.
"There is nothing normal about who or what ypu are, you turd." Dib retorted coldly.
"Looks like our shorter Titans are running short on contestants." M.o.G smirked.
"I don't really feel like fighting you guys, so I'm just gonna go," Raven said to the remaining 2003 Teen Titans as she decided to leave the ring. "You can have this one. Congrats." However, when she tried to leave, the barrier disallowed her the ability to go. "What?" she then glared.
"Oops," M.o.G smirked. "Sorry, Raven, there's no room for quitters in this game."
"Why not?" 2003 Raven glared a bit, acting like a big sister figure to her counterpart. "Let her step out of the ring, she forfeits."
"No, she can't do that, she has to fight or at least eliminate two more of you." M.o.G replied.
"Why?" The adventure group asked.
"Because of an explanation which I-I have." M.o.G replied smugly.
The young adventure group looked to each other before looking at their adventure mentor. "Thor?"
"Uh... Sorry, guys..." Thor said as he looked at an adventure handbook. "I do think though that this so-called Master of Games is acting funny."
"Well, he does look completely different from the regular Master of Games," said LJ. "Besides, I feel like that should be a tip-off."
"You're telling me..." Thor mumbled a bit as he looked through his book.
"Let me out." Raven demanded as she was unable to leave the arena.
"No." M.o.G smirked.
"Let... Me... OUT!" Raven growled as her eyes flashed red and her gem cracked a bit more.
"Sorry." M.o.G smirked.
"Stop being a dick!" Gaz growled.
"Watch your language, Missy." M.o.G replied.
"Her gem," 2003 Raven gasped as she saw something very wrong. "Raven, calm down before you lose control of yourself."
"But who would want Raven to lose her cool, except for TRIGON?!" LJ exclaimed. "That might explain why he looks so different. Because Trigon doesn't even know what he's supposed to look like!"
"Don't tell me what to do." Raven growled as she transformed again.
"That can't be good." 2003 Robin said nervously.
"Yes!" Robin cheered.
M.o.G grinned darkly as Raven went into demon mode.
"LJ, you could be right," Thor told the boy. "He seems to be way into Raven's dark magic."
2003 Cyborg was firing at Raven until she flipped up one of the arena's tiles and sent him flying out.
"Loser!" M.o.G. announced. Robin giggled evilly.
2003 Robin threw some birdarangs, but it didn't do much good, as they ended up getting thrown back at him. Raven's tendrils lashed out and grabbed 2003 Robin, dragging him and throwing him out.
"Loser!" M.o.G. exclaimed.
"Yes! We can still win this!" laughed Robin. "Have fun being losers, losers!"
"Really, dude?" asked 2003 Beast Boy.
"Why couldn't Raven have vaporized him instead?" sighed LJ.
Raven used her magic to bring down some of the ceiling tiles, which 2003 Raven narrowly dodged.
"Cyborg, we have to get to the Master of Games," said 2003 Robin. "Find a frequency for these crystal cages that will shatter them."
"I'm on it." 2003 Cyborg replied.
"This should be good." Thor said as he decided to sit on a lawn chair with some popcorn.
"You are your uncle's nephew." LJ rolled his eyes playfully.
2003 Cyborg soon looked through special plans with his special vision. 2003 Raven yelled out as she busted through the tiles which became sharp spikes that shot out from her powers. Raven shrieked as she got stabbed by the spikes before she shot out her tendrils to grab onto her counterpart's arms and legs as she slithered away from the shape on the floor which seemed to be just what M.o.G wanted.
2003 Raven gasped as she realized that her counterpart's demon powers were fueling the odd shape on the ground somehow.
"Azarath, Metrion, ZINTHOS!" she chanted, purifying her counterpart and driving the demon back into her gem, but they both fell over.
"Aw, shucks. Close enough!" M.o.G. replied.
"How did you..." Raven asked.
"I'll explain later," said 2003 Raven. "But right now, we have bigger problems. I think I know who's behind this."
"Who?" asked Raven.
Suddenly, two enormous glowing fists shot from the ground and grabbed the both of them.
"I knew it!" LJ glared.
All of the other Titans gasped over what had become of their Ravens.
"Ha-ha! What a stunning turn of events." M.o.G smirked happily.
"What are those? They've turned Ray! Both of them!" Beast Boy cried out as he turned into a rhino, an elephant, and a tiger, but was unable to bust out of his prison to save the girl he seemed to really like. "Ugh! Raven, I'm coming to save you! Eventually..."
"Cyborg, now!" 2003 Robin signaled.
Cyborg powered up his laser gun through his arm which began to shatter the crystal.
"Whoa, Cyborg, any idea how... The other you broke the crystals?" Robin gasped from surprise.
"I think he vestake whooshe plinthor shlebdak roothas minnerlip brusselop." Starfire suggested.
"...Should we help them?" Chrissy asked.
"...I wouldn't." Martin replied.
"Great," Chrissy replied.
"Titans, take him down!" 2003 Robin exclaimed, as he and his friends smashed through the crystal and tackled the M.o.G.
"Alright, what's really going on here?" asked 2003 Robin.
"And how do we cause it to cease?" added 2003 Starfire.
M.o.G. shrugged "Ah, well, that was fun while it lasted."
Suddenly, he teleported behind a deflector shield and transformed into... TRIGON! "Hi, there!" he exclaimed cheerfully.
"Trigon?!" exclaimed the Titans.
"That's right," Trigon replied. "You mortals fell for the oldest trick there is: a rigged sporting event!~"
At that, everyone else was revealed to be a hologram... Apart from the 2019 and 2011 ThunderCats teams.
"Wow," Beast Boy shrugged. "They wasn't even real and they rooted against us."
"Don't worry, kids, I'll help protect you!" Thor proclaimed.
Suddenly, a clock flew by which rang like an old school alarm clock.
"Oh, but not right now, I have a favor to take care," Thor said as a portal appeared, so he left. "Ya know how it is Taking over my uncle's old job can be so exhausting. I wonder how Atticus Fudo even sleeps nowadays."
"You're just gonna leave us?!" Chrissy asked.
"Hey, I'll be right back," Thor replied. "Besides, you can take care of yourselves for a little while."
The young adventure group looked to each other as Thor just left like that.
"...He totally ditched us," Jenny rolled her eyes. "What a hero."
"Hey, we don't need him holding our hands like a bunch of little kids!" LJ retorted. "We got this! And he knows it! So buck up! Call yourself a tomboy, right? Well, if you were, then you wouldn't be griping about why he doesn't guide us every step of the way!"
"Isn't he supposed to help us?" Jenny asked.
"Sure, but not all the time, plus he said he'd be back, so I believe him," Martin told his sister. "SO LET'S GET THIS CREEP!"
"Oh, all right." Jenny then said.
The 2003 Teen Titans soon broke out of their crystal prisons once they were able to bust out, unlike their counterparts who just broke down to some music which made Robin face-palm.
"All right... Let's help these Titans." Chrissy smirked a bit eagerly.
"Sounds like a plan!" Kimberly agreed.
2003 Robin turned to the others. "Goofy Titans, is that the Trigon of your Earth?" he asked.
"Yeah, he's a real pain," replied Cyborg. "This one time, he gave me a puppy for a hand, which seems awesome, but was actually..."
But 2003 Robin had stopped listening. "Then could that be..." he started, as the gigantic fists turned a blood-red, and the shape on the floor emerged as part of Trigon's head, along with the rest of him...minus his right leg.
"THE OTHER TRIGON?!" exclaimed both groups of Titans.
"But Raven defeated him, he was destroyed." 2003 Starfire said, referring to the events of the Season 4 finale.
"Yeah, well, I brought him back," replied Trigon.
"...Mostly." Beast Boy remarked.
"What's up with the one leg, Tripod?" chuckled Cyborg.
"What is the meaning of this?!" boomed 2003 Trigon.
"By siphoning my daughter's demon power, I've restored big Trigon here to existence," explained Trigon as his larger counterpart wobbled a bit. "Well, almost. Once her demon is fully drained, big Triggy here will regain all his power," he then poofed the Worlogog back into his grasp. "And then, using this Worlogog, we will conquer the Multiverse together. And there's nothing you can do to stop us!" he cackled evilly as he created a portal for his counterpart to go through. "Oh, and, uh, bye!" he added, as they vanished.
Raven reached for the others before she was dragged through completely. The floor disappeared with a bit of a portal as the Ravens were gone with a counter counting down from 10.
