A few hours later, they were at the North Pole.
"Santa Claus…" 2013 Robin glowered, as he and the other GO Titans snuck through the snow.
"So they really weren't joking…" 2003 Cyborg remarked.
"Sorry..." Zofia sighed.
"I am sure it is not your fault, Friend Zofia." 2003 Starfire soothed.
An elf marched around as he was on duty before 2013 Beast Boy let an octopus tentacle slither out to grab the elf and toss him out as they all came to Santa's workshop as they tiptoed through.
"Hurry," 2013 Starfire whispered to the others. "Before there are more of the elves."
"Wait. On this Earth, you regularly battle the real Santa Claus?" 2003 Robin quietly asked the other Beast Boy.
"Not all the time," 2013 Beast Boy whispered. "Just for holiday specials."
"Sometimes we team up with Santa." 2013 Cyborg added.
"But always there is the betrayal. It is the complicated-" 2013 Starfire said before crying out. "Reindeer!"
A reindeer screamed out to attack only to get blown away from Starfire's powers as he was sent flying.
"All the better." 2013 Starfire smirked calmly, much to the horror of the 2003 Titans.
They snuck around another corner, where 2013 Robin knocked out an elf guard, and blow-darted two more before sneaking towards a door. The others joined him shortly after. 2013 Robin saw Santa in his chair, so he snuck over, holding a taser, but he stepped on a tripwire, activating the defense system.
"Ho... Ho... Ho..." Santa smirked evilly as he spun around, holding a mug of cocoa, as well as a pistol. "What took you so long?"
"We are the spotted." 2013 Starfire said.
"I always knew you Titans would come for the Worlogog one day, just a matter of time." The fat man remarked.
"Hand it over, Santa!" 2013 Robin ordered. "There doesn't need to be any trouble."
"Santa Claus...!" gushed 2003 Cyborg. "He's right there~!"
"Every time you Titans travel to the North Pole, you get the best of me," continued Santa. "But not this time. You'll have to face my secret weapon."
The others looked to each other.
"Well, uh, what would this secret weapon be?" Martin asked curiously.
"My wife," Santa smirked as he took out a special remote. "And you don't want to get on her bad side. She's a real lump of coal, she is."
"Is she a vampire?" Dib asked.
"Not that again." Gaz rolled her eyes.
"Not exactly..." Santa chuckled as he pushed the button on his remote.
Eventually, alarms blared as a series of doors were opened before a tiny old woman was shown with wild hair that kept red and green baubles inside of it.
"Mrs. Claus?!" The others gasped.
"'Mrs. Claus' was my mother's name," The old woman smirked. "Call me Megan," she then took out the orb that they had come for. "You can have the Worlogog when you pry it from my cold hands. They're cold because of the North Pole! Get it?"
"Ugh... If you hafta explain the joke, then there IS NO JOKE!" LJ groaned as 2013 Robin lunged to fight, but Megan caught him, threw him back, and blasted the group with a barrage of gigantic snowballs.
"I think we could use some back-up at this time..." Kimberly grunted.
"Thor, where are you?!" Jenny yelled out.
"Aww... Do the adventure heroes need some help?" Duncan cooed.
"Well, too bad!" Abby added. "We ain't gonna help ya, even if Mike says so!"
"Good! We don't want your help anyway!" Martin glared.
"Serves ya guys right!" Toonyverse Eddy said.
"You should rot which is what you deserve for being hurtful to us and be punished." Toonyverse Ed added.
"Yes, Ed is right." Toonyverse Double D agreed.
"Wow... I don't think Double D would agree to such debauchery, even if someone deserves it." Zofia glared.
"Shows what you chumps know like ShovelChin!" Toonyverse Eddy huffed. "He's a hussy! Goodbye, forever, 'adventure twerps'."
Suddenly, the Howling Wolves yelled out as they got crushed by a flying bus that landed on top of them.
"I brought you guys some back-up." Thor said as he came out of the door briefly as he finally came back.
"Told you he'd be back," LJ told Jenny. "And you thought he ditched us!"
"You actually came back?" Jenny asked.
"Yeah!" Thor replied. "I just had to make a quick stop out of town to get you some back-up?"
"Oh?" Jenny asked.
"Come on out, guys!" Thor called out as he stepped out of the bus.
Out came, surprisingly, their Eds from this universe, along with four new friends.
"Gang, these guys are Omi, Clay, Raimundo, and Kimiko," introduced Ed. "With them, we're the Xiaolin Dragons! Now let's deck some halls!"
"Indeed!" Omi agreed. "We shall gladly engage in the hall-decking!"
"...Yeah, Omi doesn't understand slang or one-liners," Eddy added. "But he's learning... Gradually."
"I believe I could relate to him." 2003 Starfire replied.
"So... This is what you meant by Double Titans," Ed said to Thor. "That was a lot to process on the ride over."
"Yeah, I told you it'd make more sense once we came over." Thor replied.
"A fair point," replied Double D. "Now, we fight as one!"
"Get to it," Thor smirked. "Show that Mrs. Clod what you're all about!"
"Season's Beatings then from the North Pole!" Kimiko challenged.
"All right! Now we're talkin'!" Zofia beamed. "Let's kick some Holly, Jolly Butt!"
"Third-Arm Sash!" Clay announced, as a wrapping from around his waist shot out at Megan, grabbed her by the legs, spun her around and threw her out into the snow.
"Eye of Dashi!" Eddy exclaimed, holding up a necklace and shooting lightning blasts at Santa, also hitting the Howling Wolves.
"It's official," 2003 Cyborg groused. "I hate this goofy Earth!"
"We just need to get the Worlogog away from her," replied 2003 Robin. Suddenly, he spotted a weak point in the machinery. "Titans: attack pattern alpha-4!"
"Copy that!" The other 2003 Titans replied.
2003 Robin fired his projectiles which made a heavy weight above fall and crush Santa. More fell, showing that they were cog wheels before 2003 Robin and the other Titans from his world ran from the rolling wheels. The elves above fired their peppermint/cookie snipers, only to miss as 2013 Cyborg came out from where he ended up.
"Ooh! Look at 'em!" 2013 Cyborg beamed at the 2003 Titans. "They're doing that thing where they're good at being superheroes!"
"Oh! Oh! I love when they do that!" 2013 Beast Boy added as he came out of a present.
"I love when they do that." 2013 Robin repeated mockingly only to get attacked by an elf.
"Serves ya right!" Toonyverse Eddy laughed. "Did you guys see that?!"
"Wow, am I really that much of a dick?" Eddy asked the others from that.
"Well, you used to be," Double D replied. "Just saying, really. You did ask."
"Hmm..." Eddy paused.
"Hey, get out of my face, you handsome rip-off!" Toonyverse Eddy glared as he brought out a fireball. "You messed with the wrong guy! I'm a descendant from Prince Zuko!"
"And I have cryokinesis myself, also known as ice-bending!" Toonyverse Double D added.
"I guess that you must be descended from Queen Elsa, Sockhead." Eddy smirked at his Double D.
Santa crawled over to four elf statues and got to his feet. "Ancient Spirits of Christmas... Transform this pudgy form into... KRIN-GUL, THE EVER-JINGLING!" he roared.
The four statues' eyes glowed red and blasted his body with beams of energy, turning him large and muscular, as Santa's grunts of pain turned into a sinister cackle.
"Game on, hothead!" Kimiko remarked. "Star Hanabi!" she brought out a star-shaped object and began shooting flame blasts from its jeweled centre, which Krin-Gul seemed to shrug off.
"Looks like someone's on the naughty list this year..." Krin-Gul grinned. "Now to roast you over an open fire!"
"It's a good effort, but Mrs. Claus is still on the loose!" Thor called out as he sat inside the bus he brought.
There was soon a huge explosion which made nearly everybody fly out of the workshop in slow-motion.
"Kids! The Worlogog!" Thor called out to the young adventure group.
Zofia ran as fast as she could to get the orb as Megan reached for it, claiming it as her own.
"Not today, crazy lady!" Raimundo exclaimed, landing on her head. "Double-D, Ed, now's your chance!"
"CANNON BLASTER!" Double-D shouted, firing himself like a cannonball at Megan, grabbing Zofia and the Worlogog and flying into the snow.
"FIST OF TEBIGONG AND FANCY FEET!" Ed shouted, using a pair of speed shoes to run around Krin-Gul and deliver several punches to his body, injuring him, and then running outside with the others.
"Nice!" 2013 Cyborg exclaimed, before turning to his counterpart. "Now let's do this thing!"
They began to combine... And turned into a giant pair of glasses and a nose.
"Whoops, wrong one." 2003 Cyborg then said.
So they combined again, and turned into a super-trans-warp vehicle!
"All right!" Zofia smiled. "That looks most awesome!"
"Glad ya think so, kiddo," 2013 Cyborg replied. "Everybody hop on! We're outta here!"
Everybody soon gathered around.
"I should go with them," Thor said to himself as he fled from his bus. "They might get hurt. I'm coming, kids!"
"Cyborg Cycle, activate alpha maneuver 42-delta!" 2013 Cyborg proclaimed.
The others looked a bit blank-faced from that as they were confused of what he could had meant by that.
"That means let's make a portal." 2013 Cyborg told them.
"You have to agree on codes ahead of time!" 2003 Cyborg ranted. "Did you think we were just yelling random gibberish in battle?"
"...I guess I did think that, yes." 2013 Cyborg replied casually.
"See ya!" Thor said as he zipped past the Claus couple who just stood there.
"Don't just stand there!" Megan glared at her husband. "Get the sleigh!"
"I don't know how to create a portal!" yelled 2013 Cyborg. "I've never used a Worlogog before!"
"Just zap it or something!" yelled 2013 Robin. As if on cue, a beam of light shone from the Worlogog and conjured a portal.
"Cool!" everyone exclaimed.
"Guys, we can gush over how cool it is later!" Eddy remarked. "We got company!"
Everyone gasped as they saw Krin-Gul and Megan, accompanied by the Howling Wolves, in their Super Sleigh.
"That's my Worlogog!" Megan laughed as she opened fire. "Gimme. Gimme!"
"Go! Go! Go!" exclaimed 2013 Robin, as they flew into the portal, with the villains in hot pursuit.
They all made it into the portal, but unfortunately, the same could be said for Krin-Gul and Megan.
"Whoa... What is this...?" Zofia asked with shock.
"This must be the barrier of the many Earths that my uncle told me about," Thor told the kids. "Like that time with Ultraman, Owlman, and pretty much that alternate world."
"Ah, right," Zofia replied. "The Crisis on Two Earths."
"Exactly." Thor nodded to her.
"So this must be some sort of wormhole that connects to each of them through these portals." 2003 Robin remarked.
"Well, which portal leads to yours?" 2013 Beast Boy asked the 2003 Titans.
"I don't know, but we better find out quick." 2003 Beast Boy suggested.
"Guess we have plenty of time to find out," said Kimiko. "Might as well take our pick."
Megan cackled wickedly like a witch as she tried to shoot fire at them, almost like Star Fox-style.
"We have to find our Earth!" 2003 Robin cried out.
"We gotta lose the Santas first!" 2003 Cyborg told him.
"Pick a portal!" Thor cried out. "Any portal! Just get us out of here!"
They soon went through one portal at random which made Megan follow behind them before they crashed through a Titans Tower and made it downtown into a bit of a dark and gloomy-looking world that seemed darker than Gotham City itself.
