"Whoa... Did we make it?" 2013 Cyborg asked.
"This looks like their Earth I bet," 2013 Beast Boy guessed. "Ya know, 'cuz it's all drab."
"No... This is closer, but I don't think we're-" 2003 Robin was about to say.
"Who are you?!" A familiar, yet stranger voice demanded.
It was Nightwing, accompanied by Cyborg and the Titans of his Earth.
"...What are you?" The other Cyborg asked.
"WHOA!" 2013 Robin exclaimed.
"Oh, man, check out that guy!" 2013 Cyborg exclaimed at his counterpart.
"...I see him." replied 2003 Cyborg.
"See? You thought you were the cool serious one, but THAT DUDE is the cool serious one!" 2013 Cyborg grinned.
2003 Cyborg began to look aggravated from his counterpart. "Uh-huh."
"Like, compared to him, you're a silly little joke-man, like me!" 2013 Cyborg continued. "Except worse! Because you try to be serious. You just failin' at it!"
"So it's agreed, these be the real serious Titans." 2013 Beast Boy smirked.
"Uhh..." The adventure group paused from that.
"And they have an even more handsome Robin!~" 2013 Starfire swooned with her 2003 double.
Both of the Robins looked to each other.
"Let's get out of here!"
"Yes, we have to save Raven!"
They then took that time to escape before Megan and Santa chased after them.
"Naughty! Naughty! Naughty!~" Megan smirked.
"Okay, guys, let's beat it!" Thor told the kids.
LJ started up the Cyborg Cycle, and they flew off.
"...Was that Santa Claus?" asked Nightwing.
Next, they flew into a universe populated by little-kid versions of the Titans, AKA "Tiny Titans", and they were all eating cereal.
"They took out the treehouse!" exclaimed Kid Cyborg.
"Hey, look! Actual baby Titans! With little baby hands and everything." said 2013 Robin. "See! Those are the little, pants-wetting baby Titans, not us."
"Yes, but they were actually written to be children," said LJ. "You don't have an excuse."
2013 Robin grumbled a bit from that. Megan soon appeared which meant that it was time to go again as the reindeer fired eye-lasers at them. The 2003 Titans ducked as they almost got hit from that.
"Don't we have any way of shooting back?" 2003 Robin asked.
"I'm glad you asked." 2013 Cyborg smirked as he brought out a side-car for him.
"Awesome." 2003 Robin smirked back before he shot fire at the Claus couple.
"Woot!" Jenny beamed. "Go, '03 Robin!"
"I want to shoot the giant gun." 2013 Robin grumbled from that with bitter envy.
"Well, you can't, so shut up." LJ remarked as they flew through another portal.
"Man, he complains worse than Cindy." Toonyverse Eddy said.
"GET AWAY FROM US!" Raimundo glared as he kicked that Eddy away.
"Gravy!" Toonyverse Ed said as he took out his ninja sword.
"Shut up, me!" Ed glared as he kicked him away. "How would I be a ninja anyway? I'm not even Japanese!"
"And last I checked, ninjas aren't morons!" Eddy added.
"Let's get WARTY!" The Eds soon proclaimed together.
In a flash of light, the Eds assumed their Battletoad forms and fought their counterparts.
"You may be me, but you're not the me that I wanna be." Ed glared before sucker-punching his counterpart off the ship and sending him falling into a portal.
"We're not so different, you and I," Toonyverse Double D said to his counterpart. "Perhaps we could work together somehow."
"...You have a point..." Double D had to admit. "I mean, aside from maybe your girlfriend choice and abilities, we're not that different."
"Such as WordGirl being my cousin." Toonyverse Double D said.
"...Wait, how does that work?" Double D asked.
"Oh, well, you know," Toonyverse Double D said like it was obvious. "We're both very smart and know a lot of words that no one else knows. Haven't you read PerkyGoth14's story 'Ed Girl' requested from CartoonNetwork90sFan? They're both quite brilliant authors."
"...Is this what I sound like when I go off on a tangent?" Double D asked himself, mortified.
"You tell me!" Toonyverse Double D retorted as he blew ice-breath at his counterpart.
They soon came to a new portal which seemed to be like something out of a 1960's cartoon.
"Meanwhile, over the depths of the Atlantic, the Titans face-" A narrator's voice said as a jet flew over before the chase was shown briefly. "Oh, my stars!"
"Golly gee!" The 1967 Teen Titans gasped from that sight.
They then came through a 1920's cartoon world as the Titans all bounced together like with old school Mickey Mouse or Betty Boop.
"Look out for Bendy from the Ink Machine or Toot Braunstein!" Thor told the kids.
"Oh, I know Toot," Toonyverse Double D said. "My good friend Mike Mazinsky was adopted by the Drawn Together house at some point and they all became her family."
"Yeah, that's great for your Mike Mazinsky." Double D replied before he flung his counterpart out of the way.
"Funny how nobody mentioned Oswald the Lucky Rabbit..." LJ replied as they flew through the original Pre-Crisis DC universe.
Next, they flew through a steampunk universe.
"I knew it, I knew it!" 2013 Beast Boy pointed to their counterparts. "Goggles on top hats!"
Next, they flew through an underwater universe and saw the Titans of that Earth, who chittered angrily.
"Aw, we just can't lose these bozos!" Kimiko groused.
"Better believe it, Baby Cakes!" Toonyverse Eddy smirked. "So pucker up, and... Oh, what's up, Double-D?" He turned, and saw Double D angrily holding one of the Shen Gong Wu before him.
"THORN OF THUNDERBOLT!" Double D then shouted, and the device fired a blast of lightning that electrocuted Toonyverse Eddy. "I'd appreciate if you didn't flirt with my girlfriend, thank you very much." he then stated calmly.
"You?! With her?!" Toonyverse Eddy laughed. "No offense, Sockhead, but you had a better shot with Juniper Lee from our world."
"Pretty big words for a guy who lost his girl to an even bigger jerk and then a bunch of girls who drool over her like she's some kinda sex god." Double D retorted.
Toonyverse Eddy growled from that as he had fire in his eyes.
"I've had just about enough of you!" Double D yelled out before he attacked to get him away from Kimiko.
Thor gasped a bit before he smiled as he looked a bit thrilled from Double D's bravery, not to mention the use of thunderbolts since that was usually his territory.
"And now..." Double D said as he kneed Toonyverse Eddy in the groin. "So long, farewell, auf wiedersehen, goodbye!" He then threw him off the cycle, leaving him to tumble through the multiverse.
"How do we get those other jerks off our backs?" asked Martin.
"This ride has something their old sleigh doesn't." replied 2013 Cyborg.
"Brakes." added 2003 Cyborg, who brought the cycle to a stop and sent the Santas and the remaining Toonyverse group tumbling through a portal.
The Claus couple gasped before they shot through a portal which seemed to be the 2013 Titans universe as they crashed through the Mall which had them land where there was a Santa's workshop for visiting kids to tell Santa what they wanted for Christmas.
"Well, that just roasts my chestnuts," Megan grumbled as she came out with her husband. "Where the holly are we?"
"I think we're back on Earth, heh-heh," Santa replied before he realized what time it was. "But... Oh, no!"
There was a huge group of kids who were happy to see the couple.
"Santa!"
"Presents!"
"A mall in December!" Santa gasped as the kids clamored and ambushed the couple. "No! No! Get off me! Ah! No!"
The Toonyverse group soon got out of the ambush together.
"I'm so angry at those jerks," Toonyverse Mike glared. "I'm gonna eat them for my dinner if they do stunts like that again."
"Thought you were supposed to be the pacifist leader." Duncan smirked.
"Shut up, Duncan," Toonyverse Mike glared. "I'm not letting those creeps stop me. We're supposed to be a creation among two best friends, but one friend just stabbed the other in the back by posting shit shade like this. It makes me so mad that a so-called friend would do this to the other, so I might have to go back to kick some ass in that so-called 'Perkyverse'."
Nearby, an unassuming-looking man waved to them. "So you want revenge?" he asked. "I believe I can help..."
"And now, back to the actually important characters!" The co-author announced as we go back to the groups, still traveling.
"Now we lost those jerks." replied 2013 Cyborg.
"And we have a lock on our Earth," added 2003 Cyborg. "Now to save the Ravens!"
"HOLD ON!" yelled 2013 Beast Boy. "How we gonna fight two Trigons when we get there?"
"We'll need a plan for when we arrive." Jenny advised.
"I just have to think for a second," 2003 Robin replied as he got deep and intense. "Trapped between worlds, the whole team, no, the whole Multiverse is counting on me. I've come a long way from my days at the circus, but I have to think of a way to get the Raven's back to safety."
"Wow, seriously, does he do this every time?" 2013 Robin deadpanned as his counterpart's cape flowed in the wind.
"Quiet, quiet, everyone listen to the handsome Robin." 2013 Starfire shushed him.
"Titans! I've got a plan!" 2003 Robin suddenly said.
Everybody else celebrated this aside from 2013 Robin.
"Are we doing a good job?" Kimberly asked Thor.
"I'm very impressed with your abilities from She-Hulk," Thor smiled at her. "I thought it would be hard to anger you to break through it, but... You have come a long way since you were able to confess your feelings to LJ."
"You saw that, huh?" Kimberly blushed.
"My uncle told me," Thor replied. "I've also made it my duty to do his job that he did for Atticus, Cherry, Mo, Lionel, and Patch back in the day. You don't mind me, do you?"
"No, you seem very nice." Kimberly smiled.
"Aw, thanks!" Thor smiled. "I try my best!"
"He makes good plans." said 2013 Cyborg.
"So we're settin' a course for home?" asked 2003 Cyborg.
"Not yet... We've got a few stops to make first." 2003 Robin replied with a smile.
The others looked at each other curiously, though they had a pretty good feeling about this so far.
Meanwhile, the two Ravens walked with each other as it was sunset at the 2003 Titans 'verse.
"That wasn't so bad," 2013 Raven said to her counterpart said before grotesque blisters were shown on her feet as she smiled softly. "See? I can manage without powers."
"Come on, let's take that ferry to the tower," 2003 Raven suggested as she saw a tiny boat from Robin. "Then I'll figure out a way-"
The two demon girls gasped as 2003 Trigon was soon shown.
"Aw, nuts." 2013 Raven groaned.
"Surprised?" 2003 Trigon smirked. "Only an imbecile wouldn't realize that this is where you were headed."
The two girls came to run away before a portal appeared to show 2013 Trigon who also smirked at them. "You rang?"
"Leave her alone," said 2003 Raven. "Both of you."
"Give us what we want, and nobody will get hurt!" 2013 Trigon replied.
2003 Raven shot some blasts at him, but he effortlessly dodged them and used his power to levitate her into midair.
"Let her go!" said 2013 Raven.
"You know what to do~" 2013 Trigon smiled.
"Give me the rest of your demon, or the other me will destroy her." 2003 Trigon ordered.
As 2013 Trigon launched a fireball, 2013 Raven used her powers to block it.
"Too easy," 2003 Trigon sneered as he hit 2013 Raven with an energy blast. "Yeeees..."
"No!" 2003 Raven exclaimed.
"He shoots, he scores!" 2013 Trigon beamed.
Slowly, 2013 Raven had her powers drained from her body. The girl fell flat on the ground.
"Raven!" 2003 Raven cried out for her counterpart.
2003 Trigon laughed wickedly as his left leg soon appeared as he levitated and he had just enough power to carry out his evil plans.
A portal then appeared in the sky which confused the others.
"What up, big T?" 2013 Cyborg smirked as the others arrived with a giant metallic fist from the vehicle. "Check out this fist I made."
2003 Trigon grunted as he got hit in the face from that.
"Whoo! We made it." 2013 Cyborg cheered.
"Get the other Trigon!" 2013 Beast Boy suggested.
2013 Starfire acted quickly as she zapped away 2013 Trigon right away.
"So, uh, what's the sitch?" Gaz asked 2003 Raven.
"She's alive, but all her powers have been drained." 2003 Raven frowned softly.
"That's a problem," LJ replied. "And now '03 Big Ugly is at full power!"
"More on that later!" 2013 Beast Boy said as he shoved 2003 Raven out of the way to check on his Raven. "You okay, Mama? Mama Ray-Ray...?"
"I feel... I feel..." 2013 Raven drawled softly as her amethyst eyes slowly cracked open before she beamed and she took him into a loving hold, almost Pepe Le Pew-style. "I feel great! And you've never looked so handsome~"
"What...?" 2013 Beast Boy gasped as he felt suddenly uncomfortable. "Guys, something's really wrong with Raven."
"Actually, I've never felt better!" 2013 Raven beamed chipperly.
"...Raven? Explanation, please?" Chrissy demanded.
"With her demon side removed, this is what she's like," 2003 Raven explained. "She's... Happy."
2013 Raven looked at the others as her face slowly cracked a sincere smile that looked creepy at first.
"Ugh... That's like when someone tries to force Mom to smile." LJ grimaced.
"I think since she no longer has her demon powers, she has no reason to hold back her emotions." Martin suggested.
"That kinda makes sense," Thor replied. "Raven always bottled up her true emotions so she came off as cold and sour because of that."
"You fool!" 2003 Trigon growled down at his counterpart. "You didn't think they'd find the Worlogog from your Earth?"
"It wasn't easy!" 2013 Beast Boy smirked.
"That Mrs. Claus is legit!~" 2013 Cyborg added.
"Shh." Kimberly shushed them.
"Yeah, I just figured Santa's wife had it covered." 2013 Trigon smiled nervously.
"First you resurrect me minus a leg, then you let the Ravens get away, and now you've allowed the Titans to return to this Earth!" 2003 Trigon sneered.
"It's not like we can't defeat them, there's two of us." 2013 Trigon shrugged bashfully.
"How could you be so careless?" 2003 Trigon glared sharply as he grabbed a hold of his counterpart. "So unfathomably stupid? Oh, I know, it's because everything from your world is just a pea-brained, squashed down, bobble-headed version of ours!"
"Big guy makes a point." LJ replied.
"...I've had about enough of you." sniffled 2013 Trigon, before he suddenly devoured his counterpart in the blink of an eye.
"Whoa!" everyone exclaimed in shock.
"That's crazy…" remarked 2013 Beast Boy.
"Is no one on my side?" groused Trigon as he grew larger. "I've tried to take over the universe with my daughter, but no-o-o-o-o!"
"What's happening?" asked 2013 Cyborg. "Why are people growing limbs and stuff?!"
"Her dad consumed my dad's power." explained 2003 Raven.
"He's leveling up..." said 2013 Robin.
"I tried to take over the Multiverse with myself, but no-o-o-o-o!" Trigon continued to rant as his antlers increased in size and sharpness.
"This is the unfortunate bending of events." noted 2013 Starfire.
"If you want something done right, you have to do it yourself," growled Trigon as he reached a new level of power. "I am Trigon no longer; the Multiverse will tremble at the name of... HEXAGON!"
"Wait, like the shape?" asked 2013 Raven.
"No, not like the shape!" groused her father. "Like me, Hexagon! Because I have twice the power I once possessed. Trigon times TWO! Like that Digimon Fusion thing that kid did back in my arena!"
"Yeah, and twice the butts," remarked 2003 Beastboy.
"Yo, this dude's got two butts!" cackled 2013 Beast Boy.
"Of course I do!" boomed Hexagon. "I have doubled my entire being, so…"
"So, you intentionally gave yourself the two butts?" asked 2013 Starfire.
LJ groaned. "Why is this even a conversation?!"
"SILENCE!" roared the demon, smacking away both Beast Boys.
"Too many fart jokes..." groaned 2013 Beast Boy.
"Now that's a line I never thought I'd hear on this show..." remarked Kimiko.
"I am Hexagon, destroyer of universes!" The demon declared. "With the Worlogog, I can travel the Multiverse and bend it to my will, and there is nothing you little 'heroes' can do to stop me!"
2003 Robin sighed."That would probably be true, except for one thing..." he took out the Worlogog from inside his Cyborg's chest. "We didn't come alone."
Suddenly, it began to open portals from all over the Multiverse, bringing forth Titans from every single reality... As well as the Mangaverse versions of Cherry and her friends, riding in the Thundertank with all three teams of ThunderCats.
"Hey, Trigon, we're here for the fight!" Jo shouted as she and her Toonyverse group showed up, with evil auras glowing around them.
Hexagon smirked. "Great! I could use a little pick-me-up after the day I've had," he remarked, before conjuring a gigantic straw and sucking away their powers with a burp. "Ah... Good ol' Mumm-Ra, he always had a way with preparing meals."
"Say hello to the Teen Titans of Infinite Earths!" proclaimed 2003 Robin.
"Cuz sometimes five Teen Titans isn't enough!" added Kimberly.
"You can maybe defeat two teams of Titans..." said 2013 Robin.
"I definitely could." stated Hexagon.
"But now, you're up against all of us!" finished LJ.
"Titans of Infinite Earths... GO!" exclaimed all the Robins.
