Everyone told me, not to stroll on that beach
(Ohhh)
Said "Seagulls goanna come. Pock you in the coconut."
And they did, and they did.
"Yoda you shouldn't stroll on that beach," everyone said. "Seagulls are going to come and pock you in the coconut. And we all agree that seagulls are the worst."
Yoda didn't listen to their pleas. He went strolling on that beach and guess what? Seagulls came and pocked him the coconut.
Had me goin' like
Ha ah ah ah ah ah ah ha
Ha ah ah ah ah ah ah ha
Ha ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ha
Nothin' I could do but yell
When these birds attacked me
When I tried to run, I fell
And then these kids start laughin'
And then *grunts*
Got hit in the neck with a hacky sack
*grunts*
Where'd it come from?
Yoda started yelling for help as these birds attacked him. Then the kids started laughing. Then someone had the audacity to hit him in the neck with a hacky sack. He was left wondering where it came from.
Later...
One day I was walkin' and I found this big log
Then I rolled the log over
Underneath was a tiny little stick
And I was like, "That log had a child!"
Yoda was taking a walk when he saw a log. Since he was still angry about the seagulls, he knocked it over. Underneath was a tiny little stick. That log had a child! Yoda though as he fled the crime screen. He also put a fish in his and Luke's basket, but he forget he did that.