Word Count - About 1,220

Strangeness

Minato, once again, is in his office. An ANBU comes in. What could it be now? He had already heard that one of Iwa's famous mountains had just disappeared from existence.

"Hokage-sama, Danzo has escaped from his cell."

Well, there goes his plans to escape and get Ramen. Sigh. Minato really doesn't want to deal with this right now.

Earlier

Kakashi wonders what to do about Danzo. Obviously, he must know it was Kakashi who broke into the Foundation. Hm. Yeah. He's gotta do something about that.

Oh yeah, how about you just go and kill one of the village elders, simple. What could go wrong?

Sigh. And his Logical Inner Voice has made its great return.

He wasn't going to kill Danzo, no no. He was only going to get rid of his memories and replace them with… different. Memories. That will probably consist of someone else setting fire to foundation. Maybe he could find a random ninja who knows fire style jutsu, and can blame it on him. Although… that would be a lot of work to do. He'd have to alter both of their memories for that. Well, he'll just alter Danzo's for now. And someone else's if he must. So then he goes to kidnap Danzo.

It wasn't too hard, actually. He only had to use Kamui twice. The cells had chakra repressors on them, which made it easier to steal Danzo. A lot easier, actually. The guards weren't that big of a problem either.

He takes Danzo to a forest. An abandoned forest. Somewhere where people won't find them. He hid his Chakra skillfully, and started to change the memories.

Do you even know what you're doing?

Ha, nope. But he'll try. And if he accidently causes permanent brain damage to Danzo, he can't say that he'd feel bad about it. He would actually probably laugh, if it happened.

He activates the Mangekyou Sharingan. He uses a jutsu to replace the memories of what actually happened with new ones. Now, what Danzo remembers, is a random dude breaking into his foundation, burning it down, and some ROOT members escaping. He also changed it to where Tenzo was among them. He also made Danzo remember that he escaped the cell himself, and handled the guards and everything. And then tried to escape the village.

Hehehehehe.

Never 'Hehehehehe' again. Ever. Just. No.

Fine. hEhEhEhEhE.

No.

Hmph. Kakashi then cackles evilly. Thunder crashes, making it more dramatic.

Okay, he needs to leave now. He made it look like Danzo was trying to leave the village but collapsed from Chakra Exhaustion. And he's the master of Chakra Exhaustion. He then leaves.

Kakashi goes to his usual training ground to make it seem like he lost a lot of Chakra from training.

Tenzo approaches him."Where were you?"

"Training."

"No, you weren't. I was here earlier. You weren't here."

"Ah."

"Minato-san needs you. He has a mission for you. Told me to tell you when I found you."

"Alright." Now he's on his way to the Hokage's office. There are three other ANBU there. Waiting for him, it seems like.

"Kakashi, you're here. Now I can inform you about the mission." He explains the mission. Then they leave.

It's kind of ironic. Their mission was to find Danzo, and bring him back. Kakashi knows where he left Danzo.

An Uchiha is on the team with them. Hmm. Kakashi has an idea. He tells the Uchiha to go east, where he knows Danzo is. And then the others to go North and south, and that he'll go west. They stare at him. Oh yeah. He's not an ANBU Captain anymore(yet?). Oh well, he leaves. They listen to him.

The Uchiha finds Danzo, of course, and they report back. Danzo was taken to the medics. If the medics find out that there was a Sharingan messing with Danzo's head, they'll most likely assume it was the Uchiha that found him. Because, well, it's a logical answer to the problem. And nobody knows how skilled he is with the sharingan, so they'll assume he doesn't have the skill or Chakra to do it.

Now, Kakashi is on his way home. He passes a flower shop. Hmm. He take another looks at it. He stares at it, then suddenly grins evilly. If anyone saw him that moment, and if he didn't have his mask on, they'd think he was insane, and should be taken to a mental hospital. But, well, he had the mask on, so no mental hospital trip for him. He just got the greatest idea. Also, the evillest. He walks into the flower shop. He considered moon walking into the flower shop, but he figures he looks insane enough. Hatake Kakashi. Sharingan no Kakashi. Walking in a flower shop. He definitely looks insane.

He walks out of the flower shop with a beautiful bouquet of flowers. There were light pink camellias, purple and turquoise hydrangeas, and white chrysanthemums. He walked to his usual training ground. He put the bouquet on the ground in front of him. There was a place on the bouquet to write a note. So he wrote a nice, short little note. He smiled at his masterpiece. He activated his Mangekyou Sharingan. Let's see if it works this time, he thinks to himself.

He successfully Kamuis the bouquet of flowers to his eye dimension, that he shares with his friend. Kakashi cackles evilly. Really evilly. He notices a few people walk toward him, then begin to run away.

Kakashi then walks home. His work for today is done.

Kakashi ignores the questioning glances Tenzo gives him when he sees him grinning evilly.

Obito was having a nice day, chilling in his Kamui dimension. The real world was just too boring, and not to mention, annoying, for him.

It was a few seconds later that something else appeared in his dimension too. Not a weapon, or a person, like he had expected. Though he also hadn't expected the goddamn mountain that suddenly just appeared in his eye. And Madara never said anything about this… nonsense.

It was a bouquet. Of flowers. So first a mountain, and then flowers. Is this like… and apology of some sort? Obito actually doesn't mind the mountain. He thinks it's pretty cool.

But… flowers? What? He grabs the bouquet. There's a note on it. He reads it.

Dear Obito-Chan,

Hey, Obito. Was wondering if we could hang out sometime. Like, we should train together. You could help me master the Mangekyou Sharingan, and we could be the Ultimate Shinobi Duo. (I couldn't of a better name, okay?) And… we can be friends.

Love, Bakakashi

Obito felt lightheaded. He couldn't believe his teammate could successfully use the Mangekyou Sharingan… well, he guesses that's not exactly that surprising, Kakashi is a genius. But... how did he even know he was alive? He thought he was dead to them. He also couldn't believe how Kakashi could just talk to him like they were friends after he couldn't protect Rin. He broke his promise.

Most of all, he couldn't believe how tempting the offer was.

Screw Madara and his goddamn MoonEyePlan shit. Obito is off to become one of the Ultimate Shinobi Duos. With his friend. Bakakashi.

Yeah… that sounds like a good idea. Off to Konoha.

Kakashi waits. He waits at the training ground Team Minato always used. He knows Obito will show up. He may be a bit late, but Kakashi doesn't mind. He's used to it. So he'll wait.

AN - Hope you guys liked the chapter! I meant to update yesterday, but I kinda… forgot… heheh. I'll try to make the next chapter longer!