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Questions

Obito had questions for Kakashi. First of all, how had Kakashi learned how to use the Mangekyou Sharingan already? And second… why the hell had he gave him flowers?

Kakashi had questions for Obito. Like why hasn't he ever thought to just not go with Madara's plan? It would've made everything so much easier.

Minato, had questions for both of them. Like How the fuck is Obito alive? And How the fuck did Kakashi find him? And What the fuck this is going to be a lot of paperwork… (not really a question but he doesn't care at this point) And Now is he going to have to live with three children? He only planned for one, originally. Poor Tenzo is hiding in his room… probably under his bed...

"Okay you two, tell me what the fuck is going on."

"Well, Obito is alive… and he came to… visit." Kakashi poorly explained. But at least he tried, unlike the the depressed ball of blankets sitting on his couch, that is Uchiha Obito.

"And why didn't he… visit… earlier?"

"Well… it's his baa-chan's birthday today, right?" Oh yeah. That is right. But it still doesn't explain…

"So Obito rose from the dead to wish his baa-chan happy birthday?" Obito uncovered his head, and stared wide-eyed at him and Kakashi. Then proceeded to wiggle out of Minato's house. It kind of scared him at how skilled he was at blanket-traveling. "Uhh… what's he doing?"

"Dunno. Well, you know how his brain is kind of half vegetable?" Minato blinked. No, he did not know that, thank you for that bit of information precious student of mine. "Well, maybe being dead for a little while rotted the rest of his brain cells."

"Oh. Well, I don't quite know what dying does to our brains, but… I hope he'll be okay…"

"Yeah…"

Obito quickly blanket-travels to Baa-chan's house. He forgot her birthday. God, he's such a bad grandson. He suddenly realizes that everyone is staring at him. Oh. He supposes he should get out of his precious blanket. he wiggles out of the blanket, and then quickly runs to her house. (Still holding the blanket.) Obito still can't believe he forgot it was her birthday. Kakashi even remembered it. Ugh. He reaches the house where she lives.

He knocks on the door. Someone else opens it. What the fuck. Where the fuck is my Baa-chan?

"Who the hell are you?!"

"I should be asking that! WHERE. THE. HELL. IS. MY. BAA-CHAN!?"

"Oh. You're her grandson. She's in here, calm down." He scowled at the middle-aged lady. He walks through the door. He sees Baa-chan.

"O-Obito-kun?"

"Baa-chan!" He ran over and hugged her tightly. She hugged him back. "Sorry I'm late. I got lost on the road of life. Happy birthday!"

"Thank you Obito. But… what happened to your face?" She said, while softly touching the scars which covered half of his face.

"Ah… a… rock."

"That mean rock. Does it hurt?"

"No, Baa-chan. It doesn't hurt." Obito said to her. "Baa-chan… who is that?" He said as he dramatically pointed to the stranger in the house.

"That's my daughter, Obito. Your aunt." Oh. Well. That makes sense. Kind of. The lady awkwardly waves at him. He hesitantly waves back.

"Oh, Baa-chan… I activated my sharingan!" She smiled.

"I knew you would."

"Anyways, Obito I have some leftover yakitori here, if you want some." Obito knows the difference between a suggestion and an order. And even if it was a suggestion. His voice would tell her no, but his stomach would say otherwise, and she would grin knowingly.

"Tenzo, he's gone. Get out of under your bed."

"B-but… he said… that… h-he called me… p-plant boy!"

"So? I call you that too?"

"N-no you don't!" Oh. Right. He's still getting used to this new world.

"Oh. Well, I guess I'm going to have to start." Is his reply because he is evil. Well. Not really evil. Just a little evil. "Plant Boy." Okay. A lot evil.

Tenzo whimpered under his bed. AH THEY'RE BOTH SCARY!

"Tenzo."

"Hmm?"

"Goodnight."

"Good-"

"Plant Boy." Kakashi says to him, before he shunshins away, to… somewhere. It's not until a few minutes later when he realizes something. He never got to say goodnight back to him. He pouts.

Obito was now on his way back. He was still getting stares and do they even know he's supposed to be dead? Does anyone actually know who he is. Or, was. Or… um. Yeah. He doesn't know anymore. He reaches Minato-sensei's house and opens the door, and walks in.

"Where's your blanket you were caterpillar-ing in?" The Asshole asked.

"I gave if to Baa-chan. For her birthday, that I did not forget about." He blinked and looked around. "Where's Sensei?"

"He's the Hokage, Idiot. He's in his Hokage Office." Kakashi said exasperatedly. What a Drama Queen. Obito blinked again. He really tried to suppress his grin, he swears. It's just… Kakashi was whining. Hah! He's totally telling Sensei!

"Aww, are you sad your poor witlle Minato Sensei isn't hewe so he can give you huggies and kissies, and cuddles and snuggles?" He grinned cheekily. For a second, Kakashi panicked and looked… flustered. But when the second was over, he was back to Bakakashi Asshole again.

Yes Obito, I am sad he isn't here to give me my much-needed huggies and kissies and cuddles and snuggles. But he wasn't going to tell Obito that. So he just rolls his eyes and scoffs at him.

"...Right. Anyways, where am I going to sleep?" Ah. This is the discussion he didn't want to have for a certain reason.

"Don't worry, we'll find a nice floor for you Obito."

"Bastard. I'm serious!"

"Probably in my room."

"With… you?!"

"No, Idiot. I'd sleep somewhere else. Sensei has three guest bedrooms, but one of them still needs cleaning up. Which is why you would sleep in my room. Until your room gets cleaned."

"Oh. Well that makes kinda sense. But where would you sleep?" And this is the part he wanted to avoid, mainly because of their earlier… discussion. He sighs and answers anyway.

"With Minato-sensei." Obito looks… rather flabbergasted.

"Why the hell do you get to sleep with Sensei?! His bed has the fluffiest pillows! That's one thing I will never forget about his house. Anyway, why can't I sleep with Sensei?!"

"Because I am sleeping with him. You don't get to. And his pillows are pretty fluffy. I remember them from a few days ago."

"BASTARD!"

"Night, Obito, the room you're staying in tonight is on the left upstairs. Tenzo's is on the far right. Don't bother him. He's still scared of you."

"Eh? Why the hell is he scared of me?" Kakashi rolls his eyes.

"No idea."

Tenzo just came out from under his bed, and was about to go tell Kakashi-senpai goodnight, when he hears raged yelling coming from Scary Guy. He ran hurriedly back to his room. He doesn't have to tell Kakashi-senpai goodnight right now. He can do it tomorrow. He smiles happily. Yes, great idea Tenzo! He happily stuffs himself under his blankets.

Hmm. Did he say the far left, or the far right? Obito sighs. He's always had a bad memory. So he goes to the right, because the right is always right. Or, well. That's what Chibi Kushina always told him... mentally. Or rather, he thinks dumb thoughts and recreates them as Kushina telling him them, so he doesn't feel as stupid.

He opens the door and yawns loudly. The kid (Wait why is there a kid here) must've thought it was a roar coming from a lion, what with the way he squawked and fell off his bed. Oh right. That must be Tenzo. He grinned. The kid paled.

"Yo, Tenzo. I'm your new housemate! Uchiha Obito!"

"A-aren't you… Kakashi-senpai's teammate? And… why are you… in my room?"

"Yeah, I am the Asshole's teammate. And don't speak to the future Hokage like that!"

"Future… Hokage?" His grin widened.

"That's right!"

The boy looked at him in awe. "You… can p-predict the… future?" Obito sighs. This must be how Kakashi felt whenever he would notice something, and put two and two together. And get five.

Kakashi snuggled into the blankets of Sensei's bed. They were so fluffy. And he caterpillar-ed himself into them.

He grabs all of the pillows and snuggles with them too. And Obito was right, (cue Frozen music- FoR tHe FiRsT tImE iN fOrEvEr!) The pillows were the fluffiest pillows he had ever felt.

Then he feels something enter the bed and he recognizes it as Minato-sensei when he gently puts his arm around Kakashi. He smiles. And snuggles with Sensei as well.

AN - So um. Yeah. I almost forgot to upload this, because I've been sick lately, but ye. Hope you liked it!