Word Count - About 1,950

You… What?

(Alternate title - Kakashi… What the Hell did you do Now?)

Kakashi made his decision. He was going to tell Minato-sensei what actually happened to the mountain. But… not yet. He made the decision that when the week ends, he'd go back and tell him the truth. Because… well… he has something important he needs to do.

Kakashi hides his chakra. He henges into a normal-looking guy. AKA no mask, no hitai-ate, no sharingan, and no ninja-y clothes.

Oh, and a different hair color of course. Because most Iwagakure shinobi, he noticed, have brown colored hair. Both light and dark. He chose light. He changed his hairstyle too. So now his hair isn't as… gravity-defying. He then makes his face look different than what it would actually look like behind his mask as well, so he looks older. So yeah, he looks… relatively normal.

He walks into a book store. He couldn't go to a Konoha book store, because then… well… then the owner would tell Minato-sensei, and he can't have that.

He looks around. Finds the adult section. And then searches for his beloved Icha Icha Paradise. There's only the first book of the series, sadly, but he still needs it.

Ten minutes later and still Icha Icha-less, he realizes he must look… pretty strange. Just wandering around the adult section, repeatedly. Does Iwa even have Icha Icha? It's pretty famous… so it should be here. Finally, he catches a glimpse of orange. He resists the urge to shout in ecstasy, and runs over to it. Yes, he found it! He grabs it carefully then runs over to buy it. The cashier gives him a look, when she sees the book he's holding. He ignores it, he's used to them. After all, he reads these books in public all the time. After paying for it, he walks out and thinks of the next thing to do.

He looks at the mountain. Well, the… hole. Where the mountain used to be. He would try to put it back, but he's still pretty bad with his aim, in his thirteen year old body, when he uses Kamui. And that would cause even more damage and outrage than before. Maybe he should get Obito to train him with that. Yeah. He should. Then, he should get Minato-sensei to help him gain more stamina. He frowns. Well, if Minato-sensei even has time… he is the Hokage. If he doesn't, Kakashi supposes Obito could help him with that too.

Kakashi finds a nice little tea shop, and walks into it. Which is weird, Kakashi doesn't even drink tea that often. He orders tea anyway, and sits in the lonely corner facing the window. He mentally keeps track of all of the exits that could prove to be useful if something were to happen. A few people give him sad looks, to which he has to hide his eye roll. He is perfectly content with being alone, thank you.

A young girl comes to sit by him. He blinks at her, mildly confused.

"Hi!" The young girl happily said. (shouted) She looks about eight years old. He looks around to see if anyone was sitting by him. There wasn't. He resists the urge to flee through the window, which was his original exit if 'something were to happen'. He mentally slaps himself. He should've planned for this scenario. It's okay. He can do this. He can totally do this. It's just socializing. What could go wrong?

"Uh… yo?" He blinks in cofusion as she reaches her arm out to him, expecting something. Shit. What did he do wrong?! "Uhh…"

"Shake!" He searches his entire genius brain for clues on what the hell shake means. All he finds in his brain is information on jutsu, seals, weaponry, missions, the future, Icha Icha Paradise, and other random things that are zero help to him right now. Why does she want him to… shake? "C'mon! Let's shake our hands!"

Okay. His hand. She wants him to shake his hand… okay. He can do that. He awkwardly flops his hand idea to side. The girl blinks at him, before laughing. His face turns red. He did what she wanted him to do. Why is she laughing?

"Hehe… You're silly, Oji-chan!" He almost flinches when she grabs his hand with hers and shakes them up and down. "I meant a handshake!"

Oh. Kami. He feels like a complete idiot. Kakashi hears people in the tea shop laugh boisterously. He has now officially accomplished the art of Dumbassery, at least. But, in his defence, none of his lessons learned from anyone helped him in this situation. At times like this, is when he appreciates his mask.

"O-oh… right. Heheh… a handshake. Hah." Maybe he should shorten his stay a bit…

He quickly (and awkwardly) gets out of the tea shop after she gives Kakashi his hand back. He can still hear people laughing at him. He changes his mind. Maybe he'll just go back now…

He quickly passes Iwa's borders, and heads to Konoha. He releases the henge, and sighs exasperatedly. This was not how he expected this to go. Life was unfair. Really unfair.

He then senses a familiar chakra. A not good familiar chakra. He forgets who it belongs to. Is it… someone… really dangerous? Extremely powerful? Orochimaru steps into view. He sighs in relief. Orochimaru was nothing when compared to people like Madara, or Pein and other opponents he faced.

"Oh. It's just you." Orochimaru glares at him.

"Just me? Why… Kakashi-kun… I'm offended." The Snake Freak licks his lips with that long ass tongue of his. But he is still one of the creepiest, of course.

"Yup! Bye Orochimaru!" Orochimaru sends a great amount of Killing Intent at him. Kakashi eye smiles at him and Kamuis away. He distantly wonders why he was that close to Konoha. But he'll worry about it later.

Orochimaru blinks at the spot where Sakumo's kid stood a few seconds ago. What… what was that Jutsu? He licks his lips and creepily grins. I'll have to do some research on it later…

Minato was surprised. He's been getting surprised a lot, really. He shouldn't be surprised as much anymore. But everything that involves Kakashi leaves him completely surprised. First of all, when did Kakashi master Shunshin no jutsu? Second, How did Kakashi finish his mission in two days? Minato knows from experience that it takes about a day to even get there. Did he… Shunshin here all the way from Iwagakure? He's going to have to ask his student about that later.

"Kakashi… you… finished a two week long mission in… two days?"

"Hai, Sensei."

"So… what did you find out?" At this, his student nervously rubs the back of his head.

Well… Sensei. About the mountain… My eye kind of… ate it." His student grinned happily at him behind his mask. Minato tried rubbing his headache away. Kakashi must have some kekkei-genkai for surprising him. That fact, if confirmed, wouldn't surprise him at all. He wonders if he misheard his student.

"Kakashi. Eyes can't eat mountains." He said in his best 'sorry-but-you're-not-making-any-sense-right-now-let-me-sign-you-up-for-a-psychological-examination-okay?' voice. Kakashi definitely recognized it, but ignored it.

"Ahh. Well, my eye was pretty hungry." Minato slammed his face on the desk. He gives up. He slowly raises his head.

"Kakashi, are you… feeling alright? Come here. Let me check you for a fever." He motions for him to come.

Kakashi obediently walks over to his desk. Minato reaches over his desk and puts his hand on his student's forehead, then the side of his face. Hmm… no fever.

"Can you… demonstrate?" Kakashi smirks after Minato says this. He suddenly gets pretty scared. Kakashi opens his left eye. The sharingan spins before turning into the next stage. Minato gapes. Mangekyou Sharingan... Then suddenly he hears a quiet "Kamui", before he's… swirled... into a different dimension. Yep. Kakashi must have that kekkei-genkai. Because… well… he's in a different dimension. And he thinks it's safe to say he's pretty surprised.

Minato stares in awe. It has grayish colored platforms, which he and Kakashi are standing on. And in the distance he sees the mountain. Damn it Kakashi.

"So… Believe me now?"

"Well it's kinda hard to deny your statement now. But… if you knew, why didn't you just tell me right away?" Kakashi looked nervous.

"Well… I just didn't really… know how to bring it up… without you questioning my sanity." he grins a little at the end.

"Ah. Well, your little plan for me not to question your sanity kind of… failed." He happily informed his (not that he would ever admit it) favorite student.

Kakashi grinned back. Minato goes into deep thought. Hmm… Kashi-kun has been smiling a lot more… maybe Obito coming back made a positive effect on him… Not that Minato would ever complain about Kakashi being happy.

"So what did you do while in Iwa?" Kakashi's grin turned into a wince instantly. Did something… happen?

"Ahh… it's a long story…" He rubs the back of his head before continuing. "Well, I was in a henge to look normal, because if I was recognized… you know what would've happened." Minato nodded. "And I was in a tea shop, to… you know… get tea."

"But… you barely ever drink tea…"

"I know."

"Then why…?"

"That I don't know." Minato mentally face-planted. But he paid attention as Kakashi informed him further of what happened. By the end of the story, Minato was laughing so hard, there were tears. Kakashi looked really embarrassed but he was laughing softly with him.

"S-so y-y-you just," He began to laugh again. "sh-shook your o-o-ow-own h-hand?"

"Well, nothing you ever taught me prepared me for what to do in that situation, Sensei." He chuckled at that.

After their laughter died out, Minato realized something.

"So, can we go back now?" Minato asked.

"Oh, right. Of course." Kakashi replied to him. Kakashi made the same move to get there. They both were warped into the world. Only, this time-

"Where are we?"

"Uhhh… this wasn't supposed to happen…" Minato immediately got worried. The place they were sent to was definitely not Konoha. They were in a random alleyway. One he didn't recognize.

Kakashi then passed out. Minato's worry increased by about eighty percent. He quickly ran over to him him and caught him, before he fell. He realized it was Chakra Exhaustion that made him pass out. That technique must use up a lot of chakra…

Minato had no clue where he and his student were. And to make matters even worse, Kakashi was passed out. So he wouldn't be able to use that technique until his chakra reserves are better, which would probably take a while.

He walks out of the alleyway with Kakashi on his back. He notices that a few people are staring at them. He also noticed none of them seemed to have chakra. Not even a small amount. He quickly thinks of all the small villages that aren't shinobi. Then runs to a man watching him in confusion.

"Hey you, um... are… there any medics around here you know of? My student needs one." The man looks at him like he's insane.

"Uhh, I'll call 911… if you want."

"Yes. 911 will do. Thank you very much." The man nods and takes out a strange object, and presses a few buttons on it. Minato watches him, warily. He's never seen that gadget before in his life. He then starts talking. Minato supposes he was talking to the strange object.

Minato has no clue who '911' is, but if he or she helps Kakashi, he'd be greatful.

AN - Heehehee. Cliffhanger! (Kinda!) Of course, Kakashi and Minato get in to trouble. Minato is mentally flailing. But he's all calm and cool on the outside, hah. Anyway, please review!

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