"Kirishima!" Bakugo yelled.

"Yeah, bro?" He asked the fuming blonde.

"Wanna destroy some shit with me?" He yelled into his face.

"That sounds ultra masculine. For sure bro." He saluted Katsuki. He snarled in response.

"Wicked. Follow me." He marched behind Bakugo and they ended up at a junkyard.

"Woah, there are used needles and stray cats everywhere! This is fucking epic!" Kirishima said, flexing his muscles. Bakugo exploded a microwave. A startling yelp was heard.

"Bro! No! I injured a puppy!" He ran to pick up a puppy who had been hiding behind the microwave. "We gotta take him back to my house to clean him up!" Bakugo said, cradling the puppy. The puppy didn't seem to be injured, but he was frightened.

Kirishima wiped away a manly tear. "You have a heart of gold, brother. Let's go help him. This is going to be so heroic!" He said excitedly. They ran with the puppy back to Katsuki's. When they got back, Bakugo put his hand on the puppy's forehead.

"This guy has got to be the toughest of the pack! He is completely fine!" He screamed.

"That's fucking sick!" Kirishima said. "We need to feed him some protein so he can regain his stamina!" He reached into his backpack for a protein bar. He opened the bar and before he fed it to the dog, Bakugo stopped him.

"Bro, I trust your judgement, I admire your passion, and everything about you, but is that safe for this little guy's stomach!?" Katsuki asked him, his eyes glistening.

"Of course bro! Look, this is a dog protein bar!" He told him.

"Wow, you're so prepared! You have admirable insight! Why do you have a dog protein bar in your backpack? Do you have dogs!? That's amazing!" Bakugo wiped away a manly tear.

"No bro! This is all I eat! It has all the protein of a regular bar but only half the calorie content!"

"You really astonish me Kirishima. You have an iron resolve when it comes to nutrition! No one can beat your excellent macronutrient tracking! Go ahead, nourish this little guy!" He ushered him. He gave the dog half of the bar and ate the rest.

"This guy looks small, so he probably shouldn't eat the whole thing!" Kirishima told him.

"You're right! He looks young! You really have an eye for these things!" Bakugo praised.

"Do you really think so bro? You're amazing at giving compliments." He told him. staring into his manly fiery eyes. They burned with the heat of passion.

"I know so bro. I appreciate you complimenting my compliments! I could compliment you all day!" He yelled, staring back. They looked into each other's eyes, unwavering.

"I could stare into your eyes all day!" Kirishima said, placing his hands on the other's shoulders.

"You too have eyes I wish I could never turn away from! Blinking in your presence is bringing shame upon my family!" Bakugo said, flexing. Kirishima reached out and put a hand on his bicep.

"What a strong build you have! I would love to press my body against it, it feels so strong and manly!" Bakugo's eyes hardened.

"So do it, friend." They embraced. Their hands glided over each other's toned bodies.

"What a magnificent six pack you have, may I take a look?" Bakugo lifted his shirt to present it.

They then kissed each other, it was so manly and so epic. Today was a very masculine day. They held each other's hands. "Bro..." they said in unison.