AN: I do not own My Hero Academia.
(Outside U.A.)
Cameras! Cameras everywhere! A bunch of news reporters had camped outside my school because someone had told them All Might had begun teaching at U.A.
[Anger in Kaachan increased by 20%.]
"Well shit," Kaachan cursed.
"It's too early for that kind of language, sir," I admonished the blonde.
"Fuck you!" I just shook my head as we walked towards the horde. Walking to and from school was now the norm for us. Because it was mandatory.
A microphone was jammed in front of our faces, as one vulture came flying towards us. "When is All Might... Huh?! Aren't you the two kids from the sludge incident?"
[Anger in Kaachan increased by 15%.]
Huh. That's a low percentile for him. I didn't get to think on it much longer as he gritted his teeth and pulled me by the collar of my uniform, walking away from the vulture. "Buzz off!"
As Kaachan dragged me, I saw Shinso surrounded by some vultures. They were kind of blocking his way. As we got near the possible Goth, I grabbed his arm and pulled him with me as I got dragged. Kaachan didn't seem to notice and kept walking. Shinso just stared at me, bewildered.
Kaachan grabbing me caused a chain reaction, as I had grabbed Shinso. Shinso had grabbed Uraraka as she was being interviewed. She said All Might was super muscular and I had to hold in a chuckle. She then grabbed Iida, who was going into deep detail in the nonexistent teaching practices of All Might.
Uraraka using her quirk on Iida caused Kaachan to finally stop. And that was only because Iida started to yell about inappropriate quirk use. Kaachan just shrugged and kept dragging me, as our homeroom teacher came out to the gate.
He took one glance at us, sighed deeply, told the vultures to shoo, and then walked away. I saw a gate materialized out of nowhere when the vultures tried to get in. I might have stuck my tongue childishly out at them, even though they couldn't see it.
"Midoriya-san, stop that! That is not proper behavior of a U.A. student!" Iida yelled. He was now on the ground properly.
"Okay."
[Jealousy in Kaachan increased by 10%.]
Huh?
"Don't fucking listen to Four Eyes, Deku!" Kaachan yelled.
"What he said," Shinso added, "Screw the man!"
"Yeah! Screw the man!" Uraraka added energetically.
"Not you too, Uraraka! I expected such delinquent behavior from Bakugo, but not you!" Iida seemed physically stricken by Uraraka's proclamation.
"Who the fuck are you calling a delinquent?" Bakugo got in the much taller Iida's face.
Iida was not intimated and stood in that rigid position and prepared for vigorous arm chopping. "You! You yell and threaten everyone around you with physical harm!"
"Did you even know what I meant?" Shinso whispered to Uraraka, as Bakugo and Iida argued.
"Nope, it just sounded cool," Uraraka answered truthfully.
[Irritation in Eraserhead sensei increased by 15%.]
I forgot he was here. I think we all did.
"Get to class right now," he said, in this sinister whisper that scared everyone. Even Kaachan.
"Scary…" Uraraka said as our teacher walked away.
"I'm not fucking afraid of him!" Bakugo shouted suddenly.
"Then why were you shuddering like all of us?" Shinso quipped.
[Anger in Kaachan increased by 35%!]
[Possible physical altercation.]
[Intervening!]
"He's afraid of ruining his perfect attendance he's had since kindergarten," I answered. I wasn't lying. I hardly ever lie.
[Anger now only directed at mainframe.]
[Smugness in Shinso increased by 20%.]
"So he has this bad boy act to hide how much a nerd he actually is?" the brainwasher asked, with giant smirk etched on his face.
[Anger in Kaachan increased by 40%.]
"Guys! We must get to class! We only have like five minutes, right Iida?" I said, facing the glass wearing student.
He looked down on his wrist to check his obviously expensive wristwatch. "Midoriya-san is correct! We must hurry!"
Iida speed walked off to class, with Uraraka and the still smirking Shinso in tow.
[Crisis averted!]
"I'm going to fucking kill him one of these days!" Kaachan stated as he walked off, with me right behind him. I hoped it never got to that point. Shinso was a cool guy.
(U.A. Homeroom)
Aizawa-sensei was glaring at Kaachan and I when we walked in. We had a minute to spare until we were late. As we walked down to our seats, Uraraka gave us a cheery thumb up, Iida just nodded, and Shinso was still freaking smirking. He got the bird from Kaachan because of that.
"Good work with yesterday's battle training," Aizawa-sensei started his lecture, "I've looked over your grades and evaluations."
"Bakugo," Kaachan stiffened in his chair, "While you were clearly able to show your combat prowess during the fight, you need to grow up already and stop wasting your talent."
"…got it," Kaachan muttered. He's actually taking advice from someone else? Has to be because Aizawa-sensei is a Pro.
"And the same goes for you, Midoriya."
[Nervousness increased by thirty percent!]
"This isn't the place to for childhood rivalries to be settled. If this problem persists, I will make an appointment for both you to see the school counselor, Hound Dog," he tells me, "Do I make myself clear?"
"Y-yes sir," I said. Did I stutter? I totally stuttered! I thought I got rid of that with my upgrades! I shouldn't feel fear this easily!
[Fear of Aizawa-sensei raised by twenty percent.]
"Now on to homeroom business. Sorry for the sudden announcement, but today…" he trailed off. Why did he leave us hanging like that?
[Nervousness in all of Class 1-A increased by thirty five percent.]
"You'll pick a class president."
"That's so normal!" I blurted out. I'm sure that was what everyone was thinking.
Everyone started screaming that they should be class president, besides Shinso and me. None of them had a reason why, besides just wanting to do it for the sake of doing it. I don't think they even considered what responsibilities would hold, as the president would be the leading the group of hero trainees. Not doing mundane tasks like in normal school. I had found this on page seventy-five of the hero course syllabus.
[Gaining title of Class President will result in a loss of thirty-five percent of productivity in support course, but a fifteen percent productivity increase gained in hero course.]
That wasn't a good trade off. I guess Shinso and I were the only ones not going to try for the position.
"Quiet down, everyone!" All attention was on Iida now.
[Iida is preparing dramatic speech!]
"Leading the many is a task of heavy responsibility!" he started off, "But ambition does not equate to ability! This sacred office demands the trust of its constituents! If this is to be a democracy, then I put forward the motion that our true leader must be chosen!"
[Impressive.]
I started clapping. "Go Iida! Yeah!"
Everyone was just staring at me now. "What? You got admit it was a pretty good speech. And I agree with his proposal."
[Affinity towards Iida increased by five percent.]
"But Midoriya, we haven't known each other long enough to build any trust," Tsuyu said.
"And everyone will just vote for themselves!" Kirishima added.
"That's precisely why anyone who manages to earn multiple votes will be the best suited individual for the job!" Iida explained.
"So who ever made the best first impression is obviously is going to be the winner," I added, "No favoritism here."
"Will you allow this Sense?" Iida asked Aizawa, who was already getting into his sleeping bag. It's only been five minutes since class started!
"Whatever, just make it quick." There was the needed approval.
Everyone was instructed to jot down their vote on a piece of paper and turn it into our homeroom teacher. Aizawa hopped off the floor after all the votes were turned in, still in the yellow sleeping bag, and wrote down the results on the chalkboard.
I stood beside Yaoyorozu in front of the class in shock. I had been elected as class president, with four votes! That was twice as many as Yaoyorozu, who was now the vice president.
Kaachan had been upset at first that people voted at me, but once he saw the expression on my face, he stopped caring about losing and focused on smiling antagonistically at me. The butt face knew I didn't want this, so he settled for taking pleasure in my misery.
I caught Iida lamenting over the fact he didn't get elected, but he took a big bite of humble pie and didn't complain. Yaoyorozu and Sato were confused that he voted for someone else beside himself since he wanted the position himself.
I caught Yaoyorozu staring at me in displeasure. Was it because I got a higher position than her or the fact I just got elected? Probably both, but I couldn't think on that, I had to get out of this responsibility! And why was Uraraka whistling?
[Plan formed!]
"My first act as class president is to create the position of the class prefect," I declared suddenly, causing some of my classmates to jump a little, "This person will be responsible for enforcing rules and guidelines of the U.A. student code of conduct for Class 1-A!"
"Hey! You can't do that!" Kaminari objected.
"Can I sensei?"
[Irritation in Aizawa increased by thirty percent.]
"Sure."
"Suck it Pikachu!" I yelled triumphantly, getting snickers from much of the class and surprised gasps from Yaoyorozu and Iida, "And I nominate Tenya Iida!"
"I graciously accept your nomination!" Iida yelled back.
[Iida's affinity toward mainframe increased by thirty-five percent.]
"Are there any other nominees?" I asked my class, "Anyone here who thinks that they are more honorable or possess more moral integrity than Iida?"
Silence, perfect. Now for phase two of my plan. I took a glance at Kaachan.
[Pettiness operating at thirty percent higher than normal.]
"Congratulations Iida!" I continued yelling, why was I yelling? "My next act as class president is to make Katsuki Bakugo the vice president!"
"What!" Kaachan yelled.
I ignored him, but I felt a hand on my shoulder. I looked at Yaoyorozu, the wielder of the appendage, who had the kicked puppy expression on her face. "You're replacing me?"
[Sadness in Yaoyorozu increased by eighty percent.]
[Classmates' anger raised at mainframe by ten percent!]
"Of course not!" I answered hurriedly, "You're the new class president for I have just resigned!"
[Sadness in Yaoyorozu dispelled.]
[Happiness in Yaoyorozu increased by 40 percent.]
I happily faux marched back to my seat, moving right past the shocked Kaachan.
"You freaking nerd! I'm just going to make dumbass positon to make you do all the grunt work!" He yelled at me as soon as I sat down in my seat.
[Irritation in Aizawa increased by twenty-five percent.]
"No more power swaps. No more new positions," he said in his near silent whisper that always creeped out the class, "This is going to be your student council, until next year. Probably."
[Smugness increased by thirty percent.]
[Kaachan's anger increased by sixty percent.]
Aizawa-sensei is so cool! He doesn't even have to yell to get us to shut up. I wonder if he could teach me that. Or maybe Shinso instead. Would really help with his brain washing quirk. Definitely Shinso instead.
(U-A Lunchroom)
I found myself sitting a lunch table. At school. I haven't done this in over a year I believe.
[Searching memories.]
[Last date mainframe used school lunch table is exactly ten months, two days, five minutes, and two seconds ago.]
Okay. Not a year then. The only reason I was here because Kaachan had forced me to be here when I tried to sneak off to the support workshop. Butt face.
"What did you just call me?" Oh. I said that out loud.
"A butt face." I confirmed. I heard Uraraka and Shinso snicker.
"Midoriya, do not use such language!" Iida was scolding me again.
"How crude…" Yaoyorozu said in distaste.
I was stuck at the table with all of them. First it was just going to be just Kaachan, who was forcing me to eat. Then Uraraka and Shinso followed, their reasoning was to stop Kaachan from over controlling me. At least that was what Shinso said. Uraraka became a blushing mess for some reason.
Yaoyorozu and Iida had joined after those two because of important student council business and discussions that needed to be had. So now we were all at one table. It was a strange sight. Two obviously well off students, with two delinquent looking guys, a super laid back girl, and a mega weirdo. I knew I was weird. Everyone did. It was a fact of life.
"Deku, why the fuck did you give up your position?" Kaachan asked me.
"I know about the mandatory afterschool meetings I would have to go to if I was class president and that would have been a scheduling conflict with my support electives," I explained, "I can't juggle Hero courses, normal academics, Support electives, and student council duties."
"Good job of not being that much of an overachiever," Shinso said.
"I don't think I can handle added another class to the curriculum," Uraraka said, seemingly exhausted by the thought of more work, "But that proves you're super smart, Midoriya-kun!"
"Thanks Uraraka-san, but don't be so hard on yourself. You're smarter than you think!" She blushed.
Kaachan grunted. "You two are disgusting."
"Your face is disgusting," Shinso muttered.
Kaachan was about to lean over the table to grab Shinso, but Iida's large arms acted as roadblock. "You wanna go?"
"Stop it you two! I cannot condone this sort of behavior, especially from our class vice president!" Iida reprimanded two delinquent wannabes, his other arm in full chopping motion.
"Shut your trap! Deku, why did you make him an over glorified hall monitor?"
"Hall monitors don't have any power, Kaachan. Iida has the same amount of power as you when it comes to handling rowdy classmates," I explained, "I know he won't abuse those powers for his own benefit."
"You made Bakugo vice president. Do you think he won't?" Shinso asked.
"Kaachan is a jerk, but that's below him," I told the brain washer, "Plus he's used to leading people around. His intimidation factor compliments the Yaoyorozu's intelligence and gentleness. So if she can't convince someone with her brains or attitude, she has two attacks dogs to unleash. One has the bark and the other has the bite."
"I ain't no one's bitch!" Kaachan yelled, only to get Iida to scold him again.
"Kaachan, you're not female nor do you ever get horny," I replied. Everyone was gawking at me again. "What?"
[Kaachan is embarrassed.]
"D-Deku! Just shout your mouth for like two minutes and let me explain," Kaachan stuttered? "There's nothing going on here!"
"What are you talking about Kaachan?"
He sneered at me. "Just think about what you just said!"
[Replaying conversation.]
"Oh," was I said as it hit me like a ton of bricks, "What Kaachan said is true, nothing is going on here. I'm a butt guy and Kaachan is a boob guy."
"M-midoriya-san! Do you know you are making certain people uncomfortable with choice of subject for this conversation!" Iida said, giving Yaoyaorozu a pointed look. The ponytailed girl was hiding her, uh, large assets with her arms now, blushing furiously.
"Is this normal conversation for people our age?" she asked herself, I think.
"Yes," Shinso answered for her, "If what we thought was true, it would explain the dynamic between the two. Bakugo does seem like a tsnuedere."
"I'm going to beat your ass dipshit." Kaachan looked ready to pounce.
Uraraka let out a sigh of relief. "I was actually getting kind of worried."
"Why?" I asked, making Kaachan and Shinso both face palm. Which led to them glaring at one another. Uraraka turned into a stuttering mess, again.
"Stop copying me, fucking poser."
"I would never act like you. You're borderline psychotic."
"Midoriya-san, why did you join the support elective?" Yaoyorozu asked, as Shinso and Kaachan got into another verbal sparring match, with Iida trying to break them up. I wasn't going to pay attention to all their tom foolery.
"I like building stuff and the gear would compensate for my quirk," I told her, "I'm a late bloomer."
"You're super fucking late. You grew it out your ass like two months ago, right?" Kaachan asked. I nodded.
"You scored the number one spot with a quirk you gained just two months ago? Shit dude, that mighty fucking impressive." Shinso was cursing now? I guess he is impressed.
"You must have went through some super hard training! Like in one of the action movies where the main character just gets his powers!" Uraraka was very animated as she said this, "Did you have some super old mentor?"
"Kind of?" My reply caught the attention of Kaachan. He was giving me one of his inquisitive stares. More interrogation later tonight.
"I am also interested. Your case is practically unheard of and only inspires to work harder to find my limit," Yaoyorozu stated.
"Yes! Midoriya is a model student. He just has a bad influence," Iida said, glancing over to Kaachan.
"Fuck you, Four Eyes! Everyone needs to stop kissing Deku's ass. You're going to make his head swell and explode from all the ego overload!"
Shinso snorted. "You got some nerve talking about too much ego."
Whatever retort Kaachan had was overshadowed by the sudden announcement of an alarm, about security level three has been broken.
"What's security level three?" Iida asked a nearby student was already rushing out of seat.
"Someone has infiltrated the building," I answered, as we all got out of our seats, "It's on page two hundred and fifteen in our handbook."
"That means we got to get out of here!" random student number one yelled.
"In a calm and orderly fashion though," Yaoyorozu said, as we watched all the other students scramble out their seats. A horde was forming.
"Fuck that! I'm not getting killed!" random student number two yelled.
"We have a ton of Pro Heroes on sight and if a powerful villain came in, the police would already be here," I stated, "There's nothing to panic over."
[Persuasion check failed.]
The horde formed and started to push us around down the corridoer. I had to keep a grip on Kaachan before he exploded someone. That would be bad. Very bad.
"Such a rapid resonse to danger! I'd expect no less from this great institution!" Iida said.
"Maybe now's not the time to appreciate U.A.'s greatness?" Shinso suggested, as he was almost knocked over.
Iida was pressed against one of the window panels. "It's just the journalists!"
"Fucking vultures!" Kaachan and I both said.
"Jinx?" I got glared at.
"Midoriya!" I heard Yaoyorozu shout. She was behind me and was holding a microphone. "Give this Shinso and command them to calm down!"
I was able to reach over and grab the tool. I saw Shinso and I started to push back against the crowd. There were no strength enhancers nearby to stop me. I got a lot of complaints for my rough housing of them. And Kaachan's. He decided to help me for whatever reason.
"Stop this!" I told Shinso, as I handed him the microphone. He looked nervous for some reason. Oh yeah, the past. "It's just the press out there, if you don't stop this someone's going to get trampled on and hurt."
"Stop being a fucking pussy and use your quirk!" Kaachan added as pushed someone away from us. We put Shinso in between us, so no one could accidentally knock him down.
[Persuasion check passed due to the help of Kaachan.]
I saw Shinso take one deep breath before he proceeded. "Everyone shut the fuck up and calm your shit!"
Taking notes from Kaachn, eh Shinso? That got a lot of responses, mostly people asking who said that.
"You're all going to go back to the lunch room and sit your asses down!" he shouted through the microphone. The horde stopped moving and the majority had glazed eyes and walked back to the lunchroom.
"Good job Shinso!" I said, right before he fell to one knee, clutching his head, "Are you okay?"
The others had arrived and asked a similar question to mine, besides Kaachan. Shinso just put a finger to his lip, the sign for silence. "I never controlled that many people before. I think I got a headache."
He clutched his head again and Yaoyorozu knelt to help him stand up. "I'll walk you to the nurse's office. I'll take full responsibility for what happened."
"You don't have to," he said, before silenced by our class president.
"It was my plan, so I have to. Now we are going to the nurse's office, no arguments." Her tone was final. That got a whistle of appreciation from Kaachan.
She ignored it and walked away with Shinso.
"Really Kaachan?"
"What? She's got a little badass in her."
AN: This chapter just went wild. I added two extra scenes and had to stop it before I went to the next one.
I am going to go back to edit my last chapters after the next chapter. Could someone tell me if FFnet gives an update if I edit chapters?
I would hate to disappoint someone with just edited chapters and no new chapters.