Mercury looked around the room in disgust after Kali had the audacity to try to choke him. All these gods thought they were better than him. Why? He was the fastest. That was undisputed. He was the smartest. It only made sense. His brain could work faster. He was by far the most handsome. Only took a look in the mirror to show that. He had to concede that some of them were more powerful and more worshipped, but who cared? Worshipped by humans? Snivelling ants. As soon as he got out of here, he would call Lucifer. He would team up with the winner of Armageddon and Lucifer would set him up as head god. Then who would be choking whom?