Lots of sexual tension! Man, this is gonna be a peculiar hangover.
*Red* Who knew having scaly hands would make masturbating impossible! Ugh. I need to get out anyways, but mark my words penis o'mine. You will get beat off and I will ascend in sensational ecstasy!
"Hahahahahahaha!"...Man I must look crazy. I leave the room with document in hand and make my way downstairs. In the lobby, I see Bob staring at a portrait with a stern look. The moment he notices my presence, his eyes softens.
"Oh. It's you." He passes me and goes upstairs. Fucking weirdo. I look at the same portrait.
Charlie is in the middle being adorable~! She looks uncomfortable though. The guy on the right looks a lot like her. Same blushes too. The beautiful goat horned lady on the left sure is stunning. I wonder why Bob was looking at this? Oh well. No time to figure that out. I scout around to see a cat with a top hat drinking alcohol at the bar. I approach him.
*Orange* "Hello there." I wave at him. He lazily lifts his head and just stares at me blankly.
"The fuck you want?" What a surprise. Another dick.
"I just wanted to know where Charlie's office is?"
"The only thing I know is my room and the bar. I don't give a shit about anything else." Of course you don't. "If you ain't getting a drink, then fuck yourself off." He chugs down the cheap booze. *Red* I'm seriously about to shove that bottle up his ass!
"Hey Husky~" That voice. I turn to see Lilian sitting next to me. "Can I have the Cape Codder, pretty please?"
"I'll have a Bloody Mozza." Qwais says as he sits down next to her. Husky is leering at me.
"Fine! Just get me a Piña Colada." I tell him and he gets to work. We each get our drinks and the cat adds a cherry on top for mine. I take a sip. Ugh. Everything tastes great! But the fucking rum overpowers the rest of the ingredients.
"Aaaah~! Nothing like the smoothness of vodka to get you in the mood for some baby making." *Crimson* Did I just become redder!? Keep drinking and hope to an Eldritch Abomination she didn't notice. "Oh? Are you trying to seduce me?" Shit!
"Nah. I don't have control on my scales. They change randomly."
"Is that so?" She places her hands to mine and caresses my scales. "You know the color red is vibrant and meant to call for attention? It can mean anything like anger, passion...sex." *Scarlet* Oh nooooooo! "Hmm. Your mouth may deny it, but your body seems to enjoy my touch~." She slides her hand along my arm. I shudder from her soft sensation. Then she stops. "However, you seem like a passive boy. I need an assertive man to make the sheets wrinkle with me."
"What do you mean by that?" I ask.
"I've been flirting with you since I got here and you haven't made a single move on me." She sips her drink in a very exaggerated sensual manner. *Yellow* Or that could just be my horny hormones clouding my mind! "Don't overthink it, boy. There is plenty of sinners that love to teach the inexperienced." I shudder thinking back on my first arrival hell.
"Assuming you'll ever experience anything and not become a personal toy." Qwais drily states as he sips.
"You say that from experience?" She teases. He ignores her and keeps drinking. Jesus, this tension is going to be the end of me. I need more alcohol to calm myself. I finish my drink first.
"Can I get a shot of whiskey?" Husky takes my cup and gives me a shot.
"Hold on." Lily says to me as she finishes her drink. "Get me a shot too." The cat gives her whiskey too. "Let's play a game of who can drink the most shots. Wanna join us, wolfy boy?" He side glances her and just shrugs. "Great! Get him one too, Husky." He sighs and passes the shot to the very unamused Qwais. "Three, two, one, let's get smashed!" And so we drink the shot.
Another one. *Blue* Another one. *Pink* And another one. *Green* Wait, what comes after that? Oh right one. *Yellow!* Another! Hahaha! *Minty fresh, babe!* "Wooo! Thatsa espicy!"
"Shhhhhhhhh. ." She hops on Q's lap! I ain't no babysitter! "Mrrow~ You're so warm and comfy. 3" Yo Q is just letting this THOT have her way!
*Red* "Yo mothafuckas! We're still not done!" I emphasize my dominance by slamming the desk Ace Attorney style. "Spike this bitch up!"
"Wait a moooooment." She slurs and attempts to get off of him to impress me with her child bearing hips. Well you know what? It's working. "For this shot, let's add a little sugar." I don't know if that's a good idea, but I'm too drunk to care! She pours this "sugar" on our drinks and we take it like a boss.
"Hmmm. Not bad." I thought it was gonna make me sick or some-
One blackout later…
Uuuuungh. What the fuck happened? I open my eyes to see the ceiling closer than usual. Then I notice a chain connecting to the ceiling. Now the feeling of throwing up is kicking in! Shifting to my side, the bed is swinging slightly...This isn't a bed. *Yellow* I'm on a chandelier! How did I get up here!? I look down to see I am really high up. I can barely see the ground floor. I'm starting to hyperventilate. Calm yourself! You're in a comfortable position and if you move slowly to the edge, you can jump down to the closest floor. I slowly made my way to the edge, the chandelier shifting downward making me see the lobby floor that's wayyyy down.
Crack!
Oh no! I move faster and swing it back and forth to jump.
Snap!
Everything goes slow. I jump towards the bars of the stairs and grip it tightly. The chandelier falls and the impact echoes throughout the place. I'm trying to pull myself up, but I'm far too weak. The sweat on my hands is making me slip. Fuck! I know one can't die, but that doesn't mean the pain isn't gonna be a fucking bitch!
"Well look who I find causing massive property damage?" Oh fuck. I look up and it's none other than the Radio Demon looking down on me with that damn toothy grin. "Looks like you're in need of a helping hand."
"No shit, Sherlock! But I'd sooner fall then get help from someone who clearly has a hidden agenda." It will hurt a fuck ton, but it's a better alternative than taking help from this strawberry pimp.
"Que carajo paso aquí!?" I can hear Vaggie's frustration very clearly from up here. I definitely don't want to deal with the wrath of a latina!
*Red* "Fine! I'll accept your help!" I grab his hand and finally get on the floor.
"Just looking after my star guest, is all."
"Star guest? What do yo- HUUUUUERGHHJKGBJ!" I projectile vomit off the rail for a good minute. Damn it! That fucking hurt.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAH! VOY A COGER EL HIJO DE PERRO QUIEN ME VOMITO ENCIMA!" Uh oh. My life is forfeit now!
"My is it very noisy here. Let's move to a more peaceful environment." Radio Demon snaps his fingers and our surroundings become all staticy and shit! Then everything goes back to normal and we're now in a room full of bookcases. He sits on his desk and pours tea. I look out the window. We're still at the hotel. I'm probably in his study. "Care for a drink?" He offers me tea. My stomach grumbles and the headache hasn't gone away. Though he's being friendly for some reason.
*Brown* "Sure." I sit across him and pours me some tea. Taking a sip, I'm surprised that I didn't throw up. It's not bad. "Back to my question."
"Before that, I believe we haven't properly introduced ourselves. Name's Alastor." He extends his hand.
"Daniel Gomez." I shake his hand. He has a firm grip.
"A pleasure to make your acquaintance, Daniel! You and the guests of this hotel are going to be our wonderful entertainment for us. Mainly me." He says with his shit eating grin. "Especially you being the show's star."
"Why am I the star?"
"When I said to you that you will never ascend to heaven, I thought you were keeping an innocent facade or you were too traumatized to remember your sin." He pulls out the file I was carrying. "However, that changed when I decided to investigate more about you."
"But most of my information is censored."
"Exactly! Even your sin is hidden from the eyes of the public. Clearly someone doesn't want anyone to find out the real reason you're here." He flips the document open. "That mystery is what I want to figure out."
"Why do you care so much about my situation?"
"It's as simple as just satisfying my curiosity. I'm sure you want to know as well. I'd say it is a win-win for both of us." I guess. Well as long as he's helping out, I should cautiously place my trust in him. For now. "Anymore questions?" I shake my head. "All right. I will work on my end to find more information and you in turn will keep me entertained with your show." I raise an eyebrow but I'll question it later. Right now I should focus on how to apologize to Vaggie without being hospitalized.
I get up and leave the room. Making my way to the lobby, Charles is worryingly looking over the mess I made. There's vomit and broken shit everywhere. She notices me and relief washes over her eyes.
"Thank goodness you're okay. I was worried something might've happened to you with all the chaos that happened last night."
"What do yooooooOOOOOH!" I notice the mess around me. It's like Irma decided to stop by for a visit and got drunk and wreck the entire place. Weird analogy, but the point is crossed. Did...did I do all this? "Any idea what the hell happened here?"
"No clue." She sighs and bites her nails. "We couldn't leave our rooms cause someone put debris in front of every door of the building. By the time we got out, they had already left. Did you notice anything last night?" I freeze. What the hell am I supposed to say to her? That me and the fellas got drunk and fucked everything up? Godammit! Can't even look at her face.
*Orange* "I don't know. I slept through most of it." She doubts me. Can't blame her. I'm sweating bullets right now.
"Messy messy messy messy!" There's a little cyclop dusting everything in a flash. Charlie is contemplating something and walks to the front door.
"Where are you going?" I seem to be asking a lot of questions today, but there's too many things that I still don't know.
"I'm going to the city and try to find Qwais, Lilian and Shirley. I think they might've been scared off and fled." She has a sad expression. Fuck me. This is my fault. All because I can't say no to a challenge!
"Mind if I tag along? Going alone in that literal hellhole is suicide." She raises an eyebrow at my statement. I hope I didn't say anything weird again. She nods and we jump into the limo.
Back to the nightmare
Yup. Still as horrifying as I remember. Though I don't feel scared as before. We're in front of a clocktower of some sort. The streets are littered with demons and monsters. Can't say that anymore as I'm part of them. For now.
"Okay, here's the plan. We'll split up to cover more ground. I'll head west and you go east. We will meet here at exactly three o'clock." She points at the clocktower. Twelve thirty-four. Three hundred and twenty-four days remaining? I'll ask about that later. I nod and we head our separate ways.
I pass through many shops and bars asking if they've seen my colleagues, but no one wants to cooperate! I look at the clock. One fifteen. Fuck man. I hope Charles has better luck than me. I'll just try this one discoteca. I approach the buff looking motherfucker.
"Name." Oh it's a woman? Guys look like chicks and gals look like dudes here in Hell. Actually, that also applies to anime too. "Name." She says sternly.
*Yellow* "O-Oh I was just gonna ask if you've seen a wolf boy, a-"
"If you're not here to enter, then get the fuck out." I'm shocked that she's very hostile. Not! Some demons leave and I catch a glimpse of the inside. It's a disco with many debauchery happening. That's expected. Then I saw her. Lilian with some other demons.
How do I get in there? I recall how I got on the chandelier and look at my hands. They have the same ridges that allow geckos to climb on walls. Wanting to try it out, I scan around the building and find an open window on the third floor. All right, time to see if this works. I place my hands on the wall and concentrate on my skin to attach to the surface. Oh! It's working! I slip. Seems I need complete concentration in order to stick. I take deep breaths and keep climbing. The closer to the destination, the more clear the moans become. Finally, I reach the window and slowly peek inside. As expected, two imps are going out of town on the bed. The door is straight ahead. If I make a dash for it, they won't have time to react to my presence.
Let's go! I jump in and sprint for it. Heh. Piece of-*Red* Huh!? Knives are thrown in my direction. I didn't expect this turn of events and could only manage to dodge a couple of them. I got hit on my right shoulder and my left thigh. Damn! So close! I face the perpetrator and she has a spear pointing at my face.
"Trying to peep on me and my Mox in our private time?" She says with anger.
"If I wanted to spy on you, I wouldn't be running for the door, now would I?" She points it closer to my neck. Guess she didn't approve of my snarky response. "Hold on! I'm only here to look for a friend, is all! I'll just go and leave you two with your business." She thinks about my proposition. I try not to look at her naked body in case I unnecessarily make her angry.
"Okay!" She says with an innocent smile, like she didn't just threaten me with a spear. Damn, demons sure can be bipolar.
"Are you sure it's fine to let him go after sneaking in through our window?" This Mox guy needs to shut the fuck up!
"We could punish him for disrupting us. Or~" She jumps on top of him. "We could do the-" She whispered something in his ear, making him redder than he already is. Now's my chance!
"Well I'll leave you two with your needs and I apologize for the intrusion. Have a wonderful night!" I open the door and get out of the room before they change their minds. Now I have time to pull out the knives. Ugh! There. I'll keep one just in case.
The place is blinding with white light and constant flashes that I'm surprised a seizure hasn't kicked in yet. The music is so fucking loud! My entire body is vibrating to the beat. There's a bunch of creatures in here. Found her! She's down dancing with some dudes and chicks. Need to get down quick, but there's too many people in the way. Only one way to go. Jumping over the rails, I let go and barely manage to grip on the second floor rail. Lucky for me, there's a table under me to land on. I finally reach the ground floor. Everyone is focused on their own fun, no one reacted to my early shenanigans. Good. I can still see her. Need to push through this wave of bodies. It's hard, but manageable. Eeep! Did someone grab my ass!? No, no time for that. The sooner I get to her, the sooner we can get out of here. Thank god! Caught up to her. She is surprised to see me.
*Orange* "Glad to see you're okay! Charlie is looking for the rest so we can go back to the hotel! Come on!" I scream and grab her hand, but she yanked it out. I look at her with confusion. She snaps her fingers and the music stops. Everything is dead silent.
"Did you really believe I would go back there? I just went there to see what all the fuss was about and I'm very disappointed with how everything is handled. You would think if redemption was even possible, we'd all be in Heaven by now. Am I right?" Everyone roars in cheers. "I'm very flattered you went all this way to find me, but it was a fruitless endeavor. Go back to your mommy, boy. She must be worried about you." The crowd laughs. Is this what happens to you when in here? You just become an unforgiving sinner? Is this my fate as well?
*Pink* "You won't even give redemption a chance? If Charlie and her crew believe it to be possible, then isn't worth at least trying it?" Everyone starts cackling.
"I'll play along. How can you be redeemed? By doing good things? Proper manners? What about the unbaptized? How can they be saved? Can you look at Shirley and tell her she can be saved?" That's when the realization hits. Some are here not only for being bad people. Even good people can end up in Hell. "Now you know where I'm getting the futility of the hotel. Her heart is in the right place, but it's just impossible. We only had one chance and that brought us here." *Blue* No, that can't be true! What's the point of it all then!? Why? Why Why Why Why Why!? "It's okay, sweetie. Tell you what? I'll bring you my best girls and then you'll enjoy the night in ecstatic bliss."
*Gray* "NO!" My voice echoes the entire place. "I didn't get stabbed on the way here just to get some pussy! Even it takes a fucking eternity, I will try and help in anyway for redemption to be possible! And we're doing this together, Lily. I know you want this to work, because if you truly believed what you said, then you wouldn't be at the hotel in the first place!" Made my intentions loud and clear. She sighs in disappointment.
"I try to give you a chance, but you're the type to like it the rough way. Richard!" A shifty looking rat person appears next to her. His biker gang outfit and the way he's proficiently handling the switchblade is making me regret I opened my big mouth. Why did he have to be taller than me? "Teach this boy what happens when he's being rude to adults."
"Aight! I expect some ladies in my room when I finish." He says with a very raspy voice. She nods and walks away.
"Hey wa-!" The crowd grabs hold and fling me on the big stage. Richard follows and the lights are focused on us. *Yellow* Am I seriously about to fight!? I blink and he's already at my face about to strike. I manage to evade and only get a scratch on my chest. Huh? Yellow?
"Hm. You have pretty good reflexes, I'll give you that." He quickly goes for a roundhouse kick. It's so fast, I can't react in time! Euaaaaah! It lands straight on my jaw and I get flown a good distance. "But I'm much faster!" The crowd cheers. Some of my blood got into the audience, but they don't care. Wait...my blood is-! Ugh! He pulls me up and slap my cheeks. "Aw don't tell me you're already at your limits?" I plunge my fingers onto my right shoulder and spread the blood on his jacket. "You fucking bastard! You have any idea how much it costs to get this cleaned?" He stabs me a couple times and kicks me away. "I'm going to slice you to mince."
/spyno41/hazbin-jojo (The audio of the fight.)
Lights out
Richard: What the fuck?
Daniel: I'll admit that your speed is something beyond my reach, but that quickness means nothing in complete darkness!
Richard: So what? You can't see anything ei-! *Gets stabbed* Aaaaah!
Daniel: Look at your sleeve.
Richard: Huh!? T-The yellow blood is glowing!
Daniel: I noticed earlier that my blood glowed in the darker areas of the crowd. That's why I smeared my blood all over your jacket.
Richard: But I stabbed you! Your blood should be glowing on you right now! How come I can't see you!?
Daniel uses his tail as a spotlight to reveal his secret of concealment. Richard did not expect to see black doll eyes looking down on him.
Daniel: I turn my scales black and my blood changes along with them. *Spotlight off* You have no way of tracking me now. *Stabs a couple times and backs away*
Richard: Hurgh! You really are a fool. My nose can detect the scent of your body. Especially when you're covered with blood! *Sniff* I got you now! You're right in front of me! *Snap* Nani!? Hyaaaagh!
A spotlight is shining across him. Richard is suspended by ropes Daniel set up for him.
Richard: N-No way! You purposely covered your clothes in blood and left them on the trap! But then where ar-?
Giorno's Theme
Daniel uses a spotlight above him. He's not only naked, but also Jojo posing! The madlad! He is next to his bloody clothes to mask his true location!
Daniel: I, The Neon Blooded Thespian: Quemaleon, will show you and the audience the shocking experience of a lifetime! *Punches Richard in his face* MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA! MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA! MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA! WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA! MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA! MUDA!
Richard: K-Kissoooooooo!
He punches the rat so hard, that he is sent flying towards the spotlight and gets electrocuted.
Daniel: *Smirk*
Richard: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *Explodes*
Daniel: Uh oh.
Show's over
*Orange* Oh shit! What the hell did I just do!? The entire place is going up in flames! Everyone is panicking and running out the building. An explosion goes off in one of the rooms that are on fire. I get out of the building and catch my breath. Hope Lily got out on time.
"Where's Mama Lily?" Asks one of the demoness
"Oh I used her as a shield from the rubble that was going to fall on me." The fucking binch said!
"You WHAT!?" I scream at her. She's still inside! "Where is she!?"
"Why do you care?" I grab her by the head and smash her on the concrete.
*Black* "You better fucking tell me if you don't want the rest of your pathetic existense to be an ACTUAL punishment for your crimes! And not the sexual kind." My words strike her with venom to her fragile mind.
"She's on the third room to the left when you enter the building! Please stop!" That's all the info needed.
"Holy shit. That got me wet." Her friend uselessly commented. I have no time to waste.
*Red* I run back to the building, now more engulfed in fire. Let's see, third room on the left. Please be okay, Lily! The room has a bunch of debris on the bed.
"Lily!" I start digging. The sound of groaning reaches my ears and I focus to locate the source. It's coming from the otherside of the rubble! Going around it, Lily is on the floor with her right leg stuck. She's wearing a sexy nightgown, but that's not important right now! *Green* "I'm so glad you're alive!" I give her a hug. Dammit! I can't control my tears!
"D-Daniel?" An explosion goes off again.
*Brown* "Right! We need to get out of here! I'll try and pull the rocks upward to get your leg off, aight?" She nods and I do my part and set her free. Now to carry her the fuck outta here! Halfway, I just realized something. "What about Richard?"
."What about him!?" There is a pause.
"You're right." And so we leave him behind. Hopefully this won't bite me in the ass. We made it outside, taking in the fresh air. Well not that fresh, but it's certainly better than breathing smoke. I check the clock. It's Two thirty-four. Was I there for that long or does time work differently? Either way, I need to head to the meeting spot. "You're still not coming back?"
"Let me think. My establishment is burnt to the ground, which means I have nowhere to go. On top of that, I'm injured and completely at your mercy. Does that answer your question?" Geez. Don't gotta be bitch about it. Actually, she has the right to be that bitchy. It just sucks. So with a godmother in hand, I walk to the clock tower. "Your penis is showing." Right. Completely forgot about that fact. I coil my tail around the waist. Should be enough. "I wonder what your lovely Charlie will think when she sees us like this~?"
*Pink* "W-W-What the hell do you mean by that?"
"Obvious crush is obvious"
"It's not that I like her or anything. I mean yea she's kinda attractive. Her blushes are so adorable, which complements her pale skin. That beautiful golden hair, that would probably sparkle under the sunlight." She's smirks. "Point being! She has been the only person who's been nice and helpful to me. I just respect her, is all."
"Hmph. Are you certain you just don't want to have sex with her?" Her tail is rubbing on my crotch.
"I won't lie, that would be nice. I may be pansexual, but I want my first time to be with someone I trust." She gives a look of bewilderment.
"You're a virgin? And all this time I thought you were just picky. Trust me honey, Once you get a taste, you'll never go back to masterbating." That's what everyone keeps telling me. "I already told you that I like my man with experience, but if you need someone to relieve to sexual appetite, mama can help you out." She purrs.
"I'll keep that in mind." I'm not going to accept it anytime soon, but at least the option is there.
We finally arrive at the meeting spot and Charlie is already there along with Shirley and Qwais. She jogs towards us.
"Thank goodness you're both okay! Though what happened?" She's clearly confused with the way we must look.
"It's a long and bizarre story." I sigh. *Blue* "But the important is part that we're fine and alive. Where were the other two?"
"Shirley was at the park eating the bread that everyone was throwing. Qwais was passed out in a dumpster and I managed to get him out in time before he gets swallowed up by the dumpster truck." She sighs. I already imagine the headache. "The limo will be here in about ten minutes. I can give you my tux to cover yourself in the meantime."
"Oh no! It's f-"
"Oy wolf, that lad got a fine arse, doesn't he?" Shirley comments.
"I've seen better." He replies analyzing my ass!
*Pink* "I'll take it." She hands my her tux and I wrap it around my waist. Now I am more beholden by her beauty with seeing her with just the white shirt. No! I must calm thyself. We all stand silently. "Anyone got some jam to pass the time?"
"Let me check on my phone real quick." Charles is looking through her phone.
"Does it have internet?" She nods. "Mind if I put some of my music? I got this song stuck in my head and I'm sure you guys will love it." She passes me her phone and I play the music.
Wild Side-Ali
Mass ni awaseta lifesstyle muri demo rakusurya furi Freedom ouka
Rifujin fukitobasu skill kore chigau last minute
Merci, au revoir
Pride wa jama suru mousho, Donc vas-y jete ca
Subete try shi konpai, fue ni sukuware halftime
I kept walking on the wild side
I don't wanna fall asleep throughout my life
Sometimes in a buffalo style
Sometimes like a rock'n roll mind
Climax yumemi all in
Ozzu mienai blur
Kimochi tobitatsu boeing
Issunsaki wa sa...
It is a wonder for my life
Please could you kiss my name?
When the music's over
Turn off light
It was such a sweet time
Could you pray for me, my friend?
It's starting over time
Taking over night
Taking over blue time
If you heard that screaming shout in your mind
Taking over shine
Taking over shooting star
All I was talking about was music
And that's called jazz!