Star Wars Logic by Mohamed, Age 10

by The Hope Lions

In which Rey and Kylo Ren have a discussion about family and logic. Written by the little boy I tutor, this has to be the funniest thing I've seen in a while and it deserves to be published.

AN: This is not at all meant to be taken seriously. I was just very proud of the work done by the 10-year-old I tutor and wanted him to see his work published. It is quite funny though.

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I was sitting where Luke Skywalker died. He was the greatest jedi master I had ever known. He was also the only jedi master I had ever known.

I felt a hand on my side. I lit my lightsaber and I stabbed him. Badda bing badda boom.

I see the lightsaber in him. I wonder why nothing is happening then I realized it was a Force Vision of Kylo Ren.

"Not a nice way to greet someone, Rey."

"You're no person, you're a monster. Why are you here?"

"Well because nothing makes any sense what so ever, you're Luke's daughter."

"Well that makes sense. Just a bunch of lazy people at the desk writing a bunch of nonsense!"