Don raged. "Maggie, how could you do this to me?"
"What? You cheat on me all the time!" Maggie screamed back at him.
"Not like this."
"He's trying to prove the world is round. If he's wrong, he'll fall off the edge of the earth. I took pity."
"Is that why you had sex with every man on board the Nina, Pinta, and Santa Maria?" Don asked.
"I'm not like you, Don. I don't play favorites."
Don stormed out of the room. They didn't see each other for 200 years. Then, they reunited happily for about 70 years. Then along came Marie Antoinette.