Saiyan Pick-up Lines
"I should have brought my space pod because you are out of this world."
"It's a good thing I'm wearing gloves because you are red hot."
"You must be one hell of a good fighter because your tail knocks me out."
"You've been a bad monkey, now go to my room!"
"You must be tired. You've been flying through my mind all day."
"I didn't recognize you with your clothes on, but I'd know that tail anywhere."
"You're so beautiful; you give the moons a reason to shine."
"You must be going to HFIL because it's a sin to look that good."
"There are just two things my scouter doesn't tell me, your name and address."
"Your tail would look great on my sheets."
"That's a nice uniform. Can I talk you out of it?"
"I'd take you on a moonlit walk, but then my bed would be too small."
"Want to see my space pod? It only seats one, but you can sit on my lap and we can talk about the first thing that pops up."
"Show me a full moon and watch me turn into an animal!"
"I hunt for treasure. Show me your jewels."
"So what are you making me for breakfast tomorrow?"
"So is ALL your hair that spiky?"
"Come with me to the training room and I'll show you a blast!"
"You're so beautiful; you give the moons a reason to shine."
"Hey, baby, the only thing that would look better on you than that tail is me."
"Your pod or mine?"
"The universe is a cold place. Why don't you keep me warm."
"Hey baby, want to try some horizontal sparring?"
"There must be a full moon out, 'cause I'm about to go ape over you!"
"Wanna play a rousing game of 'hide the tail'?"
"Hey, baby. Wanna see if ALL of me can go Super Saiyan?"
"So does anything else stand on end besides your hair?"
"Do you turn blonde everywhere?"