Chapter 7: Why Jaune?

P29: Alright, just a few more chapters until the end of season 1. We're so excited! Aren't we Velvet?

Velvet: Y-yeah, why are there other people again?

P29: [sigh] Here, have some carrot cake.

Velvet: Ooo, yum! Oh, right. Posidon29 does not own RWBY or anything else referenced in this story, he only owns Damien.

"So! There we were, in the middle of the night!" Nora was off on one of her stories again. What made this special was that it began the events of Jaunedice. The fight between Cardin and Jaune was earlier today, but I was asleep. Wow, Jaune looks more depressed than normal. But soon my attention was turned else ware.

"Oh, that hurts!" that jerk Cardin was bullying Velvet. When he found out she wouldn't fight back, she became his usual target. Of course I stopped him most of the time, but I can't look out for her 27/7. Which leads us to today.

I had wanted to try something and now was the perfect time to do it. While everyone was talking, I grabbed my fork, lifted it up in the air, and quickly slammed it down on the table. But just before it touched the table, I used my semblance to teleport it to someplace really uncomfortable for Cardin.

"Ouch!" He yelled, grabbing his rear end and pulled the fork out. While everyone was laughing, Velvet managed to get away and I quickly followed her. "Hey Velvet, you ok?" I asked her when I finally caught up. Because of her non-violent change, her team distanced themselves from her. Now the only people who talk to her are me, Blake, and her "friend" Yatsuhashi. I constantly teased her about him, but it was all in good fun.

After making sure she was ok and telling her if she needs me I was there, I went to find the rest of the gang who were in professor Peach's room. Apparently, we were going on a trip to collect sap in about a week. Wee. This day is going to be forever.

-X-

Finally we get to history. After Weiss's initial help, I was caught up and able to understand everything. Of course, I still had the sessions. We always get blue berry frozen yogurt when we're done. Um, where was I? Oh yes! Jaune answering the question wrong.

"You, Mr. Arc, and Mr. Drake will see me after class. Now run along." Wait what! After everyone leaves, the three of us stay after. He gives his lecture, then has them leave and turns to me. "Mr. Drake. I know we have gotten off on the wrong foot, but Professor Ozpin has instructed me to tell you, you need to teach us about your world." "Um, what?" "He believes that since we are two different cultures, it would be beneficial for us to learn about you, culture." "So let me get this straight. You expect me to go, after class and teach you teacher about my world? All while juggling normal classes, friends, and extracurricular activities?! Sure."

After making a time and date for the class, I head to the roof. Most evening I go there and practice my fire ability. I still haven't found out everything about that yet. But as I get there Pyrrha steps out and crashes into me. We fall with her on top. She has tears in her eyes.

"Wow! Hey you alright Pyrrha?" after looking up at me she cries into my shoulder then get up with my help. "Jaune is just being a mean, stupid jerk!" That's her version of curing. "I offer him a chance to train with me, but he turned me down! If he said no to training, would he say no to other things? I'm just a mess right now." "Hey, it's ok. Look, I'll talk to him and maybe in a week or so he'll clear his head." "Thanks Damien, you're a good friend." And she walks back to her room. Time to go and talk to Jaune.

As I get up on the roof, I just see Cardin's head disappear. Jaune sighs, if this were any other time I would scare him, but that would just be cruel. "So, you faked your transcripts hm?" a say out loud causing him to jump. "Does everyone know about it now?" he asks out loud. I actually don't really know how many people know about that. Oh well. Time to plant the seeds of Arkos! "Look, you really hurt Pyrrha, I don't mind anything you need to do for Cardin, but try to remember your team too. They probably don't want to see you right now, so why don't you spend the night in my room? I have the room for it." "Sure. And thanks for understanding."

When we get to my room we get ready to go to sleep. I just realized I forgot to get him new pajamas. Oh well. Just as I'm about to sleep, a noise like a rusty chain saw glided through my room. And I thought Yang's snoring was bad! I go out and walk into team JNPR's room. All three of them look up at me. Ren and Nora were looking expectantly at Pyrrha like she was telling them something.

"Oh, hi Damien. I was telling them about the situation. Where's Jaune by the way?" she said that last part with some malice. "I figured (Correctly it seems) that you wouldn't really want to see him tonight, so he's spending the night in my room. You guys don't really mind if I sleep here do you?" "No. of course not." And I watched as Pyrrha finished telling them about Jaune and then we went to sleep. I can't wait for Monday.

Never thought I would ever say that here. In fact, I'd never thought I'd say that ever. Oh well.

Damien: And that, kids, is how I started saving your parent's relationship throughout the years.

Jaune and Pyrrah's kids: Damien you're the coolest, coolest (slowly fade out as the scene comes out of Damien's dream and you see me whispering 'coolest' into his ear.)

P29: Oh, um. Follow, fav, and review. If you have questions or just want to talk please PM me. Sorry about the late update today, I've been busy. Now, how else should I use to mess with him?

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