After Metatron kicked all the angels out of Heaven, he went around to some of the personalized heavens, asking for people's stories.
He said to the first one. "Tell me your name and your story."
He was answered in one breath, "My name is Andy Gallagher. I was put up for adoption and separated from my evil twin. When I was 6 months old a demon came in my nursery, dripped blood in my mouth and burned my mouth on the ceiling. 22 years later, I developed the ability to make people do whatever I wanted. I mostly used it to get out of bills. Then I killed my evil twin brother to save my girlfriend and she wanted nothing to do with me. A few months later, I ended up in Frontierland, and got my neck snapped during the ultimate Survivor game."
"Is that all?" Metatron asked.
"Isn't that enough?" Andy asked.
Metatron shrugged and left. No story would ever be enough.