How to RWBY-Y

P29: So, we finally made it to the last how to, Yang. I originally planned to put it out later, but holly crap guys. Over 3,000 views! So just know that this chapter is dedicated to you, my friends, and of course Damien.

Penny: What about me?

P29: Ah! Penny! How did you get here?

Penny: Through that door. (Points to door in the middle of the room)

P29: Ok… that's creepy. I don't own RWBY or anything referenced in this story. I only own my OC.

Why does this always happen. I'm hiding from Yang for the 72 time so far. It's not because I did anything to Ruby (5th), or to her hair (27th), or for walking in on her while she was changing (50-70). No, I was hiding because she wanted to take me to a club tonight. I love parties just as much as the next guy, but going with Yang might be hazardous to my health.

"There you are! You're coming with me tonight." She said while pulling me from the clockwork above Ozpin's office. Every time she found me I had to get a new hiding spot. At this rate only the air ducts will be left. "Ok. So, wear your combat cloths. Normally I'd tell you to dress casually, but where we're going you might need to fight. Just great. My first time at a bar and Yang's going to blow it up. This is the worst day ever, of all time.

-X-

Too soon night came, and Yang drove me to the club on her death trap-I mean bike, bumblebee. Unfortunately I recognized it. "Yang, I've heard some, less than favorable things about this place. Are you sure it's a good idea to go here?" She just ignored me and walked to the door. Instead of opening it she kicked it open and strolled on in like she owned the place. I poked my head out, curious as to why shots weren't being fired yet. She walked over to the bar where Junior was behind the counter. Sensing no hostile intentions I quickly followed her.

"Blondie! I see you got my message. But did you really have to kick in the door?" "Yes, now tell me about her." And they went on, talking about some woman who had been soon in a village not far from here. All the while those twins that Junior has were staring at me. And not the good kind of staring. I looked over at Yang and silently wished she could finish up. When I look back they both were a foot away from me.

"Care to dance?" the white one, Melanie I think, asked. Against my better judgment, and with Junior looking at me expectantly, I took her hand and she led me out on the dance floor. A few hours later I got to the bar. Those two were ruthless, whenever I tried to get away from one the other cornered me. I quietly asked for water and glared at Yang and Junior's laughter. After taking some sips I noticed the music had changed and some henchmen had surrounded us.

"Yang!" I said, drawing both Yang and Junior's attention. "Hey, why are you idiots here? Shouldn't you be at your posts?" "Sorry Junior, but we had to borrow your men, we need them to get to boy." We looked over and saw the twins, the red one holding my sword. "Me?!" I asked. "Yes you, there's a price on your head and were going to get it!" oh no. Junior took one look at Yang and ordered as many men that weren't blinded by money to get out with him, the patrons having left a long time ago.

Yang readied her gauntlets causing Melanie to laugh, "Did you really think we weren't prepared for this. Sis, go show her whose boss." And everyone but her took off after Yang. She smiled; her heels clicking on the floor as she walked towards me. "Now why don't you just surrender? We promise you won't get hurt." Now that's a load of bull. "Ha! You think I'm going to give in that essay?" I get into a combat stance, "If you thought yang burned, you haven't seen anything yet!" and with that I let out a burst of fire. She clearly was not expecting that and had to dodge quickly, her dress getting singed on the edge.

I looked over at Yang and saw she was getting dog-piled. I turned back just in time to doge a swipe from Melanie's heels. I threw a series of punches and breathed a cloud of fire in her eyes. Momentarily distracted, I threw a punch right in her face knocking her back a few feet and causing her to pass out. I look at my hand in aw; I could have never done that on earth. 'Woo hoo! I just beat a girl!" That came out wrong. "Great job hero, now take your sword." I looked over at Yang and saw her standing atop a pile of unconscious henchmen and one red twin. She threw my sword back to me and we left.

And the way back she asked me "Do you know what that was about?" "No, did you find any new info?" "No, just some rumors that she's near mountain glen. But let's go home now." "Finally, an idea I can get behind." But I still wondered, who was after me and why?

Back at Junior's club, Third Pov

The twins pulled each other out of the club and into one of the alleyways. They sighed in unison, falling back against the wall "I can't believe we lost again." The red one, Miltia, said sadly. "So, you failed." Came a voice from the shadows causing both of them to jump. There appeared three figures who, upon stepping into the light, revealed themselves. It was Andrea, Gabbie, and Nathan. The hunters of Damien Drake. "You have failed us," Andrea continued. "No matter, we shall have to simple do things ourselves."

P29: And there you go. Now if you excuse me, I have to help Penny. It seems going through that door messed her up a bit.

Penny: I seem to do well for a stretch, and then at the end of the sentence I say the wrong cranberry.

P29: There, there Penny. We'll knock some sense into you with this hammer. Remember to follow, fav, and review. If you have anything that would need you to talk to me, feel free to send me a PM.

Arrivederci