Disclaimer, I don't own "Spongebob" or "Baby Shark".
Plankton has Mr. Krabs tied by his hand and feet in his office at the Krusty Krab. Also restrained by their ankles are Mr. Krabs' fry cook Spongebob, and his best friend Patrick.
"Plankton! Unites us right now ya little runt!" Mr. Krabs demands.
"Quid pro quo, Eugene." Plankton replies calmly.
"Squid pro row?" Mr. Krabs asks.
"I release you, you give me your precious formula." Plankton then lets out an evil laugh.
"Never ya little squirt!" Mr. Krabs snaps. Plankton just stands there with a smirk on his face.
"Very well then Krabs, you leave me no choice."
"What are you getting at runt?" Mr. Krabs asks. Plankton the cleats his throat and begins to sing.
Baby shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Baby shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Baby shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Baby shark!
"Oh great, you're gonna annoy me into giving you me formula?" An annoyed Mr. Krabs asks.
"Not me, them." Plankton turns to Spongebob and Patrick as they try to resist singing. As Mr. Krabs gets nervous, Plankton puts ear plugs in.
(Spongebob)
Mommy shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Mommy shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Mommy shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Mommy shark!
(Patrick)
Daddy shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Daddy shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Daddy shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Daddy shark!
"NOOOOOOO!" Squidward rushes into the office holding a bottle. He puts a tentacle each in the mouths of Spongebob and Patrick to shut them up.
"Bout time you got here Mr. Squidward." Mr. Krabs says sarcastically.
"Plankton here's the formula. Just go." Squidward says handing Plankton the bottle, much to the anger of Mr. Krabs.
"What are you doing Squidward?!" Mr. Krabs asks angrily.
"Trust me, this is for the best." Squidward replies.
"I knew plan Annoying Music would work. Thank you Squidward." Plankton exits the Krysta Krab with what he believes is the Krabby Patty formula.
When Plankton is out of ear shot, Squidward lets out his signature laugh.
"What are you laughing at Mr. Squidward? You just let Plankton win." Mr. Krabs chastises.
"I wouldn't be to sure about that." Squidward replies.
French Narrator: Meanwhile
Plankton is rushing into the Chum Bucket laughing.
"Yes! I finally did it!" Plankton congratulates.
Hearing him, his computer wife Karen rolls her way into the dining room.
"What are you so happy about?" Karen asks enthusiastically.
"Break our the sparkling cider baby. Because I finally got the formula. I told you the plan would work." Plankton informs her, while he breaks open the bottle. He then lifts up the paper inside read it. When he does, a small music device falls out and the piece of paper is blank.
"Oh no." Plankton says. Karen is already running out the door.
The music player then proceeds to player a cover of "Baby Shark" on the clarinet. Given how bad it is, it is quite obviously Squidward's clarinet skill that Plankton is hearing.
"NOOOOO!" Plankton shouts, covering his ears to try and drown out the awful music.
The End
It's been a while since I wrote a Plankton story, but I've been busy with other stuff. I want to write more of these, because are the most fun to write.