Guy's night part 1

Warning:

The following contains alcohol, bad pickup lines, stupidity, parody elements, elaborate dance scenes, stupidity, comedy, car crashes, mob violence, stereotypical-ness, mentions of sexuality, and stupidity, so much stupidity. This takes place between volume 1 and 2. Its sole purpose is for comedy. The legal drinking age in Vale is 17. Enjoy.

6:30 Thursday

"I can't wait for break." I said before collapsing onto my bed. One day until break, not that it would be much of one. On Monday, Weiss is taking all of team RWBY and me to her family vacation house in the residential district. While I would enjoy hanging out with Weiss I would miss being around other guys. Like now.

"We all can't wait Damien, stop complaining." Said Nathan, the only other guy that actually belonged in the room. "I don't know what you guys have been complaining about, my first semester rocked!" Sun, a Faunus that's here for the tournament. "Oh come on! All you've done is hiding on a boat and laugh at us while we worked!" Jaune, the leader of team JNPR. "Shh." Ren, the only other guy worth talking to, not that he talks much but still.

"It's not that I don't like you guys using our room as a hang out but could you not totally ruin it with bananas!" I yell as Sun throws a banana peel onto an already large pile of peels. He just shrugs. Sigh, "I love being around Weiss and all but I'm not going to have time to spend with you guys. That's the only problem with this otherwise perfect vacation." I sit up and look at everyone. Ren is reading a book, Jaune is doing homework at the desk, Nathan is bobbing his head to music, and Sun is leaning against the wall eating. "What we need is a final big event that would allow us to enjoy ourselves enough for the whole break." I said with a sudden burst of inspiration.

"So… what are we going to do?" Jaune asked. That stumped me. We all sat down, trying to think of a way to solve our unique problem. Eventually Nathan came up with an idea. "Gather 'round guys I have an idea." And we huddled around him to make our plans for the following day.

4:59 Friday

"Blah blah, blah ba blah." Professor port would not stop talking! Only one more minute until our plan would go into effect. I looked to my right where Jaune and Ren were sitting. The looked at me and nodded. I looked over at Nathan who was sitting next to me and he nodded. I looked to the door at Sun who was waiting for us outside. Then, it happened. "RING!" normally this would be met with rushing students tot eh door, but today was different. "GUYS NIGHT!" shouted our five voices above the bell and I teleported us to a waiting air ship, ready to take us to Vale.

As we sat down we went over the plan. "Ok, so we start at the docks, there's always something fun to do there. Then we go to the fight in the industrial district. Then we go back to the shopping district, beat up a few thugs, and pick up some bottles as a reword. Everyone ok with that?" I look around and see them all nod. "Ok, then let's go."

We get off and wander around the docks; sadly, there's nothing to do there so we head to the industrial district. Suddenly Sun stops. "Hey guys, you see that club over there? It's legendary! I've wanted to go there. It'll just take a minute." Everyone nods in excitement except me. The place he's pointing to brings back bad memories. But it's me against them so I have to. What could go wrong?

-X-

9:55 Friday

A lot actually. Were in a trunk of a car going who knows where and it's all because we went in there. I look over to Sun, bound and gag as he tries to loosen his bonds. Ren and Jaune were still out cold and Nathan was treating his broken nose and black eye as best as he could. I look at the top of the trunk and think back to how we got in this mess.

7:40

We walked into the club and I saw the familiar goon with a bears mask. Yep, it's junior's club. We went to the bar where Junior was serving out drinks personally. I hope those twins weren't close by. Unfortunately, he recognized me. "Hey, it's the guy that came in with Blondie; I've been meaning to talk to you. The twins were just working for someone, so they shouldn't try to kill you." "Thanks, that's so reassuring." I replied sarcastically and we all ordered our drinks.

After we finished them we went our separate ways. We were all a little drunk and I only caught glimpses of the others. I looked at the time and saw were going to be late for our fight, so I stumbled around looking for our group. The only person I found was Sun who was holding a cup and crying. Oh, and there were seven other empty cups around him. Me, being only a little drunk, went over and asked what's wrong. "Sniff, its Blake. I think, sniff, I love her. But, sniff, she won't get her damn nose out of her book to notice." He then proceeded to cry some more. I sighed and was just about to help him up when I saw Jaune…flirting with the twins. This will not end well.

I walk over there just in time to hear "hey there ladies, what with those feathers and looks you must be angels." I stop and stare at him. That wasn't even bad. That was beyond terrible. Apparently the twins agreed with me and pushed him away. Unfortunately, he went straight toward the bar and knocked into some guys, breaking their glasses. It was like something out of a cartoon. One of them swung a Jaune who ducked and nailed the guy across from him. Then that guys' buddies started beating up everyone is sight and the five of us were caught in the middle.

Eventually, the guards were able to clear everyone out but tackled us to the ground. Junior walked over to us and said, "This is the third time a fight has broken out in my club. Some bodies got to pay. Unfortunately for you, you're not going to be paying in money. Put the braces on them and stuff them in the trunk.

9:56

So here we are. In the back of a car being driven to who knows where. Sun has finally managed to un-gag himself and Jaune and Ren are awake. I look at Nathan's still broken nose and finally notice something. "We can't use our aura or our semblances." He just nods and we all become more frightened. Suddenly the car stops. "Any last words?" I ask.

Ren is the first to speak up, "I always wanted me and Nora to be more than friends." He seemed relieved after words. Jaune was next. "The reason I started trying to go to Beacon was to get away from my youngest sister. She kept saying that if I continued to do nothing with my life she would 'go out, find a good girl, and somehow convince her to fuck me." After a moment of awkward silence Sun went. "I've never dated anyone before." They were all looking at me so I said something that's been on my mind for a while. "I have no idea where to take Weiss on our first date." Everyone looked shocked but were even more so when Nathan said, "I love Yang Xiao Long." We all stared at him. "What?" "You know she hates you, right?" I said, and it was true. Ever since the battle of the docs she has beat him up every chance she got.

"That doesn't matter. I love her and beatings can't stop that." Suddenly I hear voices from outside. "Well, today is a good day to die," I said and we all brace ourselves as the trunk door opens.

To be continued

Why can't they use their aura? What does the dastardly Junior have in store for them? And where are the girls during this? Find the answers to these questions and more in the next chapter!

Please note this is just a special, something I had in mind for a while and has almost nothing to do with the original plot. Unless Damien and co. die. In that case the story will be over. As usual follow, fav, and review. PM me to yell or praise.

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