Guy's Night Part 2

Warning:

The following contains alcohol, bad pickup lines, stupidity, parody elements, elaborate dance scenes, stupidity, comedy, car crashes, mob violence, stereotypical-ness, mentions of sexuality, and stupidity, so much stupidity. This takes place between volume 1 and 2. Its sole purpose is for comedy. The legal drinking age in Vale is 17. Enjoy.

Friday 10:00

The Trunk Opens and Junior and his goons pull us out. We all stood in line with our hands held like we're on the receiving end of a firing squad. On second thought, that's a bad simile. We were completely surrounded and our weapons were somewhere in the car. All of a sudden, Junior steps out and drops some generic weapons at our feet.

"Ahem, gentlemen. This is the third time this year Beacon students have destroyed my bar. I'm not letting you off easy. On your ankles you will find a black brace with a red light off center. One of my… clients has asked me to test this machine, and you five are the lucky guinea pigs." Are there guinea pigs in Remnant? "This device draws your aura supply, so even though you still have it if I were to shoot you you'd die. Your payment to me is to get back to Beacon alive and send the braces back."

He then snapped his fingers and one of the goons went and handed the weapons to us. "You only have these weapons to defend yourself. When I get the braces I'll give you back your weapons." Then they all got in the car and drove away leaving a dust cloud in our faces. We looked at each other before cutting ourselves loose and running into the darkness with our shitty weapons.

Saturday 8:54

After somehow surviving the night we come to a clearing panting and out of breath. We eventually decide to have Sun climb up and see how far civilization is. After a few minutes he comes back down. "The closest thing is Beacon." We all cheered at the piece of news. "But it's still a whole day's journey from here. We all stared whining. Eventually we started trudging in the direction of Beacon. Cue traveling music!

I would walk 500 miles - The Proclaimers

We traveled a long way, crossing over fallen trees, streams, and a clearing. The seasons changed around us and each of us grew a beard. Suddenly we get to a familiar tree. Suddenly the music screeches to a halt as Sun says "isn't that the tree we started at. We look at each other before Sun climbs up. He stays up there for a few moments before falling down onto his face crying. We all sit down in despair.

"I wonder what the girls are doing right now." I ask aloud. Sun took a break from his weeping and said "Their probably wondering where we are. I mean, we've been gone for a while right?" everyone nodded at his assumption. But I was still wondering what they were doing to pass the time.

Meanwhile, back at Beacon

"WWOOOOOOOOOO! PPPPAAARRRTTTTYYYYY!" Yang screamed as she, Andrea, and Nora danced on the temporary dance floor they had constructed in team DAGN's room. The DJ (who was really Oobleck) kept the strobe lights blaring and the music pumping. Every other member of the three teams where dancing except for Weiss. Ruby eventually made her way over there and asked, "What's wrong? Not enjoying yourself?"

"No," she responded. "But I think I'm forgetting something. Something very important." "Oh well, my dad used to tell me that if you forgot about something it wasn't that important to begin with." Ruby said, hoping to lift her teammates' spirits. "Yeah, I guess you're right." Weiss said before Dancing with everyone else.

Forever fall forest

We continued to trudge through the forest until we heard people talking. As we got closer we saw two white fang guards standing outside a bullhead. We look at each other and smile. "I make one comment about the CO to Jenkins and BOOM! Outfield duty. Hey, did you hear something." The two guards ready their weapons and start walking toward us.

"NOW!" I yell and the five of us jump out and wrestle with them, creating a dust cloud. When we finish we look at our three tied up captives, wit. Three? I do a double take and notice Sun somehow got tangled up. After freeing him we get onto the bullhead before realizing the flaw in our plan. "Um, do any of you know how to fly a ship?" its silent for a moment before Ren speaks up.

"I do." He simply says. We all stare a few seconds before he shrugs and heads to the cockpit. We take our seats and head out into open sky. It takes three seconds for Jaune to start getting air sick. We each take turns helping him. Things quiet down and I take a nap. When I wake up I notice that we're about half way to Beacon. Suddenly, the ship buckles like it was hit with something. I head up into the cockpit where Ren is. "Please tell me that's just turbulence."

"No," he says. "It looks like the White Fang don't like their ships being stolen." He starts dodging their shots, causing me to lose my footing. I stumble my way back into the other room with everyone else. "OK, listen up." I shout I'm my best commander voice. "A few White Fang ships followed us. Now here's what we're going to do. Nathan, you're going to go to the gun on the bottom of the ship and try to get them off our tail. Sun, your job is to protect Jaune. He can't do anything. Ren is evading. He'll open up the back and since I have an open job, I'll be taking potshots at them. Now let's get to work!"

Nathan immediately went under and I could hear the gun's loud cracks. Sun strapped both him and Jaune into the seats and taped a barf bag on his mouth for hands free catching. The bay door opened and I started shooting at the ships. Unfortunately, the pistol was terrible and I ended up missing most of the shots. But few were nearing Beacon. The White Fang wouldn't want to get to close yet.

As we closer I see them start to slow down and I cheer. Only for that cheer to freeze in my throat as they launch what I recognize to be a heat seeking missile. "Um, Ren. Could you speed this up a little?" I ask. "Cant, out of fuel." My eyes bulge as I turn to see him pull a speaker from the ceiling. "Attention passengers, we will be landing earlier than expected. Due to weather conditions it may be a little rough so strap your selves in." Nathan comes and buckles up. It's only then that I notice some familiar colorful dots on the courtyard where our plane is crashing. I quickly strap myself into the passenger seat a Ren finishes his speech. "We know you don't have many options but we thank you for traveling Air Fang. Welcome to Beacon."

Then the ship crashes and explodes at the same time, propelling everyone out into odd directions. I hear a click and feel my Aura flow return to normal. I then look up. The first thing I notice is it's shady. I then notice it's frilly. Like lace. And is that the edges of a dre-oh no. I finally realize what I'm looking at. I get out from under the dress and stand up to look at Weiss who's face is about as red as Ruby's Cloak. She then points to my face and I realize my nose is bleeding. For some reason, I don't think it's from the crash. Afterwards the five of us guys agreed to never speak of this again. We received our weapons back from junior later.

I then get into the airship that will take us to Weiss' parent's house were we will enjoy the rest of our break. Before I could relax however, the others swarmed me with questions about where we were (Weiss), what happened to us (Ruby), where we got that air ship from (Blake), and if I enjoyed my look up Weiss' combat skirt (Yang). I sighed as they continued throwing questions left and right. This is going to be a GREAT vacation.

The End

Ok! There we go! Last chapter of the year. I'd like to thank all of you who have followed and favorite. The next chapter should be out near the beginning of the year.

Arrivederci