Chapter 16: Don't mess with my cheesecake
Alright everyone! Last chapter of the year. So I finally managed to get all of the characters back in, so no more cameos from RWBY.
Sarge: Where in the name of Sam hell are we?
Grif: I don't know sir, but I'm going to take a nap.
Sarge: God dam it Grif.
P29: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I don't own RWBY, Rooster teeth does. I also don't own anything referenced in this story. I only own my OCs.
Do you ever wonder why we're here? Well, When your sucked into a fictional world it kind of gets to you. It makes you wonder. Did all of this appear after Monty came up with the idea, or was it here all along? I may never find out the answers to these questions, but right now I don't really care. Why?
Because I'm eating cheesecake.
Everyone has their favorite food. Mine just happens to be cheesecake. I'm sitting with my team on the last day of break a table away from JNPR and two from RWBY. I always have cheesecake for lunch, after all Ruby only has cookies. As I enjoy the delicious food I see food start to be thrown every direction. I smile as the two teams prepare for battle. I only hold up a little Switzerland flag and continue eating. Until an apple is thrown directly onto my food.
"NOOOOOOOO! MY CHEESECAKE! YOU BITCHES ARE GOING TO PAY!"
…I really like cheesecake. I command my team to head to the kitchens and in a few moments we come out armed with ladles, strainers, and pots. We use the various materials to create a defensive perimeter. We then charge into battle. The girls take on team RWBY while Nathan and I get JNPR. Well, NPR because Jaune's out. I charge at Ren while Nathan wisely chooses Nora, leaving Pyrrha for our enemies.
"You know, I never got to repay you for the mall." His eyes widened with understanding as I took a swing at him. We took a few slashes at each other before I burned his leaks. I then knocked him back and he stumbled and fell right into a cake. When he got up part of it was still stuck on his head causing him to walk around blindly. I then went to take out Blake while she was still busy with Pyrrha, but a swordfish stopped me.
I turned to Weiss to see her smile mischievously. I charged at her in but she dogged and left me open for a punch from Yang. As was sent flying I felt my aura drop dramatically, too much to be from her punch. I then teleported to the location of the cause.
-X-
I was just in time to see the back of Emerald as she walked out of the store. I looked back over at Tukson. 'Did it not work?' I thought to myself as I looked at the potentially dead body. But then I saw him move. I helped hm get up and he leaned on a nearby table. "Gees Damien, I know you told me it would hurt but I didn't think it would be that bad." He whined. I just smiled.
When I had first come to him I needed a way to help while still making it seem like he died. I found the solution in my semblance. I can teleport anything, and I mean anything. So with a little help I learned how to teleport force. The moment the energy released from the gun hit Tukson I moved it to me; I do have a more experienced aura after all.
I smiled at the puma Faunus and went back to help him with his luggage. Before he heads to the train station I give him a handshake and my contact information. I look at the time and quickly teleport back into the cafeteria. But the funny thing about teleporting, you don't always end up where you want to. And that is how I ended up inside the front shirt of Beacon's own fairy godmother. I don't even know WHY she gave me detention; I could hardly breathe in there anyways.
I ended up walking to the library and came into line with Sun and… oh no. "Damien! I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Neptune." I just looked at the hand he outstretched until it got awkward. "I don't know how they do things in your dimension but here when we meet people we shake hands." I give Sun my best I'm going to kill you slowly look (thanks Weiss) and shake his hand. The three of us then continue on until we get to the two teams. "Everyone, I'd like you meet my friend, Neptune."
They all gave varying degrees of recognition. But Weiss' eyes stayed on him for a little bit longer than they should of. Maybe an enforcer would be helpful for both of them. So I start introducing him to people until I get to the most important one. "And this is Weiss, my GIRLFRIEND." I say with extra emphasis.
"Yeah, yeah. So…" and he goes up and starts flirting with her! And she does nothing to stop it! I grumble a bit before I see Yang laughing and pointing at her nose. I pull out my scroll and look at my reflection to see steam actually coming from my nose. Fortunately everyone, minus Blake who already left, started heading back to their dorms. Before Neptune could I put my hand on his shoulder, stopping him.
"What was that?! She's my girlfriend and you were hitting on her, and right in front of me!" I said loudly causing team JNPR to come back and gather around. "It's a free kingdom, I can talk to whom I want." He replied. "That's it," I said. "Get your weapon, Sun you're going to be our referee." "Why?" he asked, almost too scared of the answer. "Because," I answered, "I'm going to show this blue haired prick some manners."
Damien vs. Neptune
Fight!
P29: And that is how you make a RWBY Fanfiction.
Simmons: Cool! So many worlds of possibilities, right Grif.
Grif: What! Oh, yeah, sure Simmons.
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