Tease Me

By: Sheltie

I don't own Naruto at all

A/N: so here's another V-day Naruto story. This time it's Tenten and I'm switching the old trope of boy teasing girl to show they like them.

"Hey there Naruto" Tenten greeted as she punched said Naruto in the shoulder, hard.

"Hi Tenten" greeted Naruto as rubbed his shoulder.

"What's the problem, found out Sasuke likes to peep on ya when you changing for gym class?" Tenten asked jokingly.

"Don't joke about that Tenten. I'm still freaked out about that" Naruto said.

Tenten rolled her eyes.

"Geez" she muttered. "so what is on your mind?"

"Nothing" Naruto said.

Tenten turned her head to see where Naruto was looking at before she came over. She rolled her eyes when she saw a pink haired girl frolicking. She knew where Naruto's mind was.

"Will ya stop staring" she said as she locked Naruto in a head lock and began giving him a noogie.

"Hey, stop, stop, stop" Naruto whined as he tried to get out of Tenten's hold.

"Not til you stop mooning over the Haruno girl" Tenten said, "she's way out of ya league."

"Ow, ow, ow. No she ain't" Naruto complained.

"Yes she is, yes she is" Tenten said, "admit it, admit it and I'll stop." As she kept up her noogies.

"No, never, never" Naruto declared as he continued his futile struggle.

Tenten was always stronger than him. Not by boat loads, but it was always by that tiny bit. And she used it to her advantage, a lot.

Finally he had it.

"Uncle, uncle" he cried.

Tenten released him grinning wide.

Naruto was huffing and puffing from his exertion. He shot a glare at her.

"That wasn't funny" he said.

"Ya need to lighten up, fish cake" Tenten said as she punching Naruto in the shoulder though this one was lighter than the one she first gave him.

Naruto grumbled.

/Scene Break/

"You want to know what son?" Minato asked.

"Why does Tenten beat me up and tease me" Naruto said.

"Well" Minato said as he pondered this, then he decided to have some fun. "Maybe she likes you. You know there's an old saying that goes; if a girl picks on you then it means they like you'."

"Really?" Naruto asked wide-eyed.

"Yeah" Minato said.

"I gotta go" Naruto said as he ran off.

Minato shook his head as he went back to reading the paper.

/Scene Break/

Naruto looked around trying to find Tenten. He needed to tell her this new information he just got. Little did he know he was being stalked. They came up quickly and leapt latching onto his back.

"UGH!" Naruto grunted as he lost his balance and fell. He landed hard and then heard laughter, familiar laughter. It was Tenten laughing.

"Oh man" Tenten laughed, "you're supposed to catch me Naruto."

"How am I supposed to catch you if I didn't even know you were there?" Naruto asked with a grumble.

"Hm, good point" Tenten said.

"Can you get off me?" Naruto asked.

"Why?" Tenten asked with a wide grin.

"You're heavy" Naruto said.

Tenten smacked Naruto in the head for that.

"It's rude talking about a girl's weight" she said.

"You're a girl" Naruto taunted.

Tenten smacked Naruto's head again.

"I'm a lady" she fired back.

"Okay, okay. You're a lady" Naruto said, "can you get off me now?"

Tenten mulled this over a bit then got off. Naruto got up and dusted himself off.

"So where were ya going?" Tenten asked.

"I was looking for you" Naruto said.

"Awww, you were. How sweet" Tenten teased as she batted her eyelashes.

"Yeah" Naruto said then muttered under his breath, "kinda of wished I wasn't now."

"What was that?" Tenten asked.

"Nothing" Naruto said.

"Whatever" Tenten said, "so what ya wanted to see me about?"

"Well" Naruto said as he told her what his dad told him.

"Really, you're kidding right?" Tenten asked.

Naruto nodded.

Tenten seemed to mull this over.

"Close your eyes" she said.

"Huh, why?" Naruto asked.

"Just close them doofus" Tenten said rolling her eyes.

"But why?" Naruto asked.

Tenten slugged Naruto in the arm.

"Just close them" she said firmly

Naruto closed them not wanting to be hit again. He then felt something on his lips. Something he had nothing felt before. Before he could have any time to figure out further they left. He opened his eyes to see a bashful Tenten standing there.

"Tenten, what was" Naruto began.

Tenten hit his shoulder, hard then ran.

End