Chapter 22: It's go time!

Sorry for the really, really long absence. I had a sucky vacation in Yellowstone and the air conditioning went out (if you live in the south west United States that's a matter of life and death) and finally had some family to visit. This will probably be a long author's note by the way. First off.

Guest: don't worry I will, eventually. I can't make it easy now can I?

I'll probably just start answering comments here. Again, sorry for the hiatus.

Caboose: what's a hi-ty-is?

P29: it would take to long to explain. Just read this.

Caboose: ok. Rooster teeth owns both RWBY and Red vs. Blue. I only own my oc's.

P29: man, it's good to be back

"So let me get this strait, Andrea. You followed Ruby to the CTT, noticed a bunch of knocked out guards, got your weapon,and still did almost nothing to help the situation?" I summarized. It was the day after the party and while it had taken what felt like months, Andrea had finally finished re-telling us about the events that happened last night and what the general had said.

"Well, when you put it like that it makes what I said seem long and rambling." She replied with a slight blush.

"That's because you were rambling." Said the quietest member of our team, gabby. "Come on, the ceremony will be starting soon." And with that we got ready to hear Ozpin's speech.

-X-

When we got there we got into our teams position and stood at attention. And Ozpin began giving his speech, "blah blah, freedom, blah blah color." I wasn't really paying attention. Instead I was focused on a moving lump in a bag that was brought by team RWBY. As I stared at it a dog's head popped up. It was zwei! And he turned his head and began staring at something. I followed his gaze and found myself staring at something white and round. I began to blush as I glared at the dog and, I swear, he had a smile on his face.

"Hey there, Damien!" I heard a voice shout causing the dog's head to pop back under the cover. I turn around and look at Ruby. "Come on, the terminal's this way." And she proceeded to grab my hand and pull me toward the board that gave missions. They said something about the southeast and chose search and destroy.

They were denied.

While they talked to professor Ozpin, who totals hadn't been standing behind them creepily staring and sipping from his ever present coffee mug, my team began talking amongst ourselves. Things like did you enjoy dancing with Yang, how was Weiss, and if you took any pictures of cinder fall in a tight costume.

As Team RWBY left the board (it was actually more of a screen, but the sign above it read 'this is the board. BOARD!' So) we stepped forward to choose a mission only for Ozpin to stop us.

"Due to...recent events, the three newest members of your team cannot participate in this mission. Instead, they will catch up to the other students with Professor Goodwitch. I shuddered, remembering my "catching up" I did with her at the beginning of the year. "Fortunately for you Damien, team RWBY's mission is very dangerous. Having another person with them would help out." He said with a smile

"You planned this out, didn't you?" I ask as he only continues to smile. "Alright then, sorry guys." I finish, turning toward my team. They just nod understandably and leave. I then rush out and manage to explain the circumstances to the other team. We continue on until we get to the airship and see our hunter. The four girl's expressions were ones of shock while mine was...not.

"No. No no no, no no. No no no no no no no! NO! No no no no! Noooooooo! Anyone but you!" I cried at the green haired man in front of me.

"Why is Damien acting that way?" Ruby asked.

"Well my first encounter with Damien was less than pleasant. I had just awoken to my stomach grumbling, but when I went to get a sandwich I- gurg!" That last part was due to me joking at him and choking the doctor.

"No! No one must ever know!" I shouted as oobleck started to turn blue.

"Ooh, looks like Damien's got a secret!" Yang cooed. I sighed, knowing that this would not be fun.

And there we have it folks! Finally, another chapter. I also have an announce- hang on a second, I just got this weird virus.

Church: hey! Who are you calling a virus mister.

P29: oh! Well, since you're here you might as well give the announcement .

Church: alright. This guy, who just got the world's greatest A.I. For his computer, plays destiny on Xbox 360. He's awesome, not as awesome as me but still awesome. However he can't do raids because he lacks people. So message him if you can do raids. He'll tell you when to meet. You'll probably also meet the guy behind Nathan. So message him.

Arrivederci