Chapter 23: here we go again

Alright! Time to go and do this! Ever since I saw this area I knew, I must force Damien to go there! Sorry I haven't been as active. I've been catching up on anime.

Simons: ooh! Which ones?

P29: um, monster musume?

Simons: pft, that wasn't that good.

P29: please read while I kill Mr roboto here.

"Can we please put that unfortunate night behind us? We must forge ahead and work together!" Dr oobleck shouted at me from over the roar of the ship's wings. "After all, it was mostly your fault."

"I swear, if you don't shut up I'll kick you off the damned plane!" I shouted in response.

Despite the wind, I could her all of Oobleck's information about what we were going to do. "So, we just go and find the white fang all while also killing grim?" I ask to sum up what was just told.

"Well, yes." The good doctor replied

And with that we neared the ground and jumped off.

"Ruby! What did I say about your bags?!" He shouted.

Knowing Ruby would get in trouble i covered my ears and looked down. Suddenly, I caught a glimpse of something shiny. I walked over to pick it up and saw that it was a black crystal, like the ones Andrea almost stabbed me with when I first got here. I look around, wary and suspicious. But I saw nothing, so I pocketed the crystal and got up to see all of team RWBY glaring at me. "What?" I ask, not sure of what was happening.

"You didn't help at all!" Weiss shouted.

I'm in big trouble aren't I?

-X-

We continued to do that all day. The five of us going and killing grim with Oobleck going and talking to each of us. Well, everyone except me and Ruby. "Alright girls," cough," and Damian. Time to set up camp. Ruby! You're with me." And the two left, leaving me with the girls.

"Ok, so Damien?" Weiss asked. I just mumbled a response, to tired to really put out that much energy. "Where is the bathroom?"

I got up and said, "Weiss, this is a waste land. There are no public restrooms. Find somewhere and go."

"But...but... I need to wash my hands after words! And other things...how am I supposed to just go anywhere!?" I got up, walked out of sight. There was a sipping sound followed by water falling. It stopped, there was another sipping sound and reappeared. I opened my water, poured some into my hands and rubbed them.

"It's times like this that I'm glad I'm a guy." I said. Weiss just grumbled.

And so the rest of us set up camp while Weiss tried to find somewhere she could release herself in a more dignified manner. Oobleck and Ruby soon came back and I was laying in my bag fast asleep; well, I was until, "umph!" Something was thrown at me and I woke up. "What!" I loudly whispered. I turned to see all of the girls (minus Ruby) looking at me. "What?" I ask.

"Well, we were talking and..." Weiss tried to say...well, something, but I didn't know what.

"Wow, you are really terrible when it comes to personal questions are you?" Yang said. "We want to know why you became a huntsman."

"To be honest, I didn't have much of a choice." I said, surprising all of them while I shifted to see them better. "I had awoken on a strange alien world with no ID, no paperwork, nothing to stop me from being arrested, and no way to get a job for food and housing. Ozpin found me, and after pointing this out to me, kind of shanghaied me into becoming a huntsman." I looked at them and they all had confused faces on them. "What?" I asked.

"It's just that, well, most people want to go here. What you just said made going and finding a job as a cashier just as ok." Blake said.

"We have a saying where I'm from. Some Heroes are born great, others have greatness thrust upon them. I got dragged from my world and forced to fight an incredible enemy with the fate of the world in the balance."

"Wow, so do people get dragged from your world a lot?" Yang asks.

" oh. I added the last part in myself to describe my situation." I added. And with that we all went to sleep, knowing that nothing would ever go wrong from here on out.

"Hey, where's Ruby?"

And there you have it folks! Sorry this took so long. School and trying to get into a college. But I'm free for a little while. Hooray! Now excuse me while I try to find a place for my new maroon paper weight

Arrivederci