Volume 2 special

Wooooooohooooo! Finally done with volume 2 and ready to move on to 3! Oh the things I have to work with. First up, next volume isn't going to focus as much on what happened at the festival. I'll get to that at some point but it'll focus more on Damien and his team more than anyone else. And for this chapter, it will be in third person. Also, I don't think I've been putting proper disclaimers any more. Weird.

RWBY is owned by rooster teeth.

I own Damien.

The internet owns rule 64.

Damien woke up in his bed as usual, it had been only a few days after the battle with the Grimm in the city and everyone was tired. Due to the festival coming up, classes were canceled.

Everyone was able to relax, especially with such nice and soft pillows. "Hmm, Weiss not so early." That was NOT Damien.

"Wait?" He said, squeezing them more and earning more moans as a reward. "Um?" Was all he said before looking up and seeing a girl in his bed wearing only her undergarments. "Whaaaaaa!" He screamed and fell off the bed, waking the rest of the room's occupants as well.

The woman, for her part, reacted rather well to waking up in a room full of strangers; one of which groped her. "Um, who are you people? And where am I?" She asked. She had light brown hair, some freckles (especially around the nose), about a C cup, and green eyes similar to Damien.

"You're in our room at Beacon academy, the city of Vale in the Kingdom of Vale. Replied Andrea.

"Oh, my apologies." The mysterious girl said before wrapping a sheet around her and going out the door.

Five seconds later she comes bursting in in a panic. "This is my room! Now who are you! And what have you done to Gabe, Alex, and Nat?!"

"What do you mean? I've lived here the entire school year and Andrea and the rest of them moved in a little bit ago." Damien said.

"No, no that can't be right! I lived here the entire year and everyone else came a little bit ago! We just defeated this giant gorilla-woman-thing a few days ago!"

"Nooooo. We did that. Except it was a guy." Nathan said.

Damien paused. "Could I see your neck?" He asked. The woman cautiously revealed her neck, showing a faint scar near a barely visible Adam's apple. Damien shifted his clothing aside and everyone noticed they had the same scar in the same spot. "Has anyone heard of a rule of the Internet called rule 64?" He asked.

"Isn't that the one with porn?" Gabby, the youngest member of the group, asked.

"No!" Shouted both the girl and Damien who then looked at each other as if in a new light. "What it is," started Damien before the girl finished it for him, "is if it exists, there is a gender swap of it."

After a few seconds, Nathan asks the question everyone was thinking. "So are you two...the same?" They look at each other and shout "Fabulongoshoomarvelishlywonderpipical" at the same time. They smile before high-fiving. And nodding toward the others, making weird, excited noises the entire time. "Oh, my name's Danella." The now named girl said.

"So lunch?"

-X-

Weiss schnee was having a wonderful day. There was no huge commotion in the morning. Yang hadn't said a pun yet. And there were no classes today. All of this good feeling left when they went for lunch. "So, how's your Weiss, is he even called weiss?" Her boyfriend Damien asked.

"Yes, he is actually. Weird. But I'd say probably about as big as her boo... Is that her?" Another voice asked. They all rebounded the corner and saw that, in addition to team DAGN, there was a girl who looked like Damien's sister.

"Hello. I'm Weiss Schnee. Are you Damien's sister?" She asked, hoping that if she was she had left a good impression.

"No, I'm your daughter from the fuuutuure!" She said before being being hit on the nose by an apple by Damien.

"No, it's really complicated." And he proceeded to go and explain what had happened earlier.

"So, what were you two talking about earlier?" Weiss asked. Damien and Danella shivered at the glare she was sending their way. "Nothing" they said in unison. "Hm" was her only reply. And with that they all got to eat a bit more. Danella was a hot topic, but once everyone had questioned her about her world (which was exactly like this one, except with different genders) they all left, leaving the two Ds behind. There was a few seconds ( which consisted of trying to guess the references each made) before Damien had an idea.

"You know, there's something I've always wanted to try on myself." Danella looks confused until Damien whispers into her ear. They smile and head back to the room.

-X-

"Damien! Where are you? You don't think that girl kidnapped him, do you?" Nathan asked the rest of their team. For the past few minutes thy had been looking for their leader. Everyone that knew was missing too. Eventually they got to their dorm. Stand outside and listening was the entirety of teams RWBY and JNPR. Weiss, Blake, Pyrrha, and Jaune's faces were blushed and all were listening intently. "Hey guys..." Before he could go any further, Nathan was shushed by everyone and the team, stricken with curiosity, also bent down to listen to what was happening.

"Oh, just a little bit lower."

"Um, are you sure?"

"Yes! Yes! Right there!"

"Ok," *female moan* "um how was that?"

*pant* *pant* "you did amazing. Now it's my turn."

"Um, ok. I know this was my idea, but are you sure we should be doing this?"

"It was YOUR idea, besides you need to try it. If I'm half as good as you were you'll be crying out in ecstasy."

"Ok."

"Alright now lie down. And relax."

*soft male moan* "wow, it's really hard."

"Yeah, I know. I haven't done anything to it in a while. It's been even longer since someone did it for me."

"Then it's a good thing I'm here."

Before this could go on any longer, there was a loud snap and the door fell, revealing everyone who was listening to the inhabitants of the room. "How could you of, Damien?" Shouted Weiss, the first one to recover. "I thought I, wait what?" She, along with everyone else, had just noticed Damien, lying down with his back up and shirtless with an equally scantily clad Danella on top of him, her hands on her shoulders. "I'm no expert in anatomy, but I'm pretty sure that's not how sex works."

Damien and Danella look at each other before blushing. "We're just giving each other a massage!" They shouted. "What gave you the idea that we were doing... That?"

"Um, no reason." She answered. Everyone looked ashamed.

Suddenly, a light flashes and a man with white hair who looked a lot like Weiss appeared. "Damella!" He cried before rushing toward her.

"Weiss!" She cried and rushed toward him. When they met they kissed, which soon took a rather intimate turn. It took a cough from Damien to break them up. "Ahem. Well, sorry for the inconvenience. Yesterday one of the teachers was messing around with a transporter they got off the back of a X-Ray and Vav comic. It appears they transported Danella to this dimension by accident. We're sorry." And with that he bowed. The only one to return it was Weiss. "Well, we must be off, Danella say good bye."

"Goodbye everyone! I had a wonderful time. Oh and Damien, call me if Weiss ever breaks up with us." With that last wink at Damien the two disappeared. There was some silence until as everyone really processed what just happened until.

"I ship it."

And a nice, light end to everything. Really just a bit of filler. Something to make you smile while I plan the next volume. Grab your tissues people, it's going to be one heck of a ride coming up.