At Toon City High; Edd went through the security checkpoint before claiming his backpack.
"I swear, this city is so dangerous that people won't be watching their backs to much." said Edd.
His eyes were then covered by a pair of hands.
"Guess who." said a voice.
Edd felt the hands.
"I want to say Sky." said Edd.
Sky blushed and uncovered Edd's eyes.
"You're good." said Sky.
"I rely on my eyes and brains like Sherlock Holmes." said Edd.
"How true." said Sky.
Cutaway Gag
Sherlock Holmes was looking at a dead body.
"Clearly Moriarty is the killer because his hair is all over the body." said Sherlock.
End Cutaway Gag
"Anyways, only a few days till Valentines." said Edd.
Sky nodded.
"Yep, can't wait." said Sky.
They then saw Twitch twitching a bit before drinking some coffee and stopped twitching before sighing in relief.
"Others are to worried." said Edd.
"Hey Twitch, what's up?" said Sky.
Twitch saw Sky and Edd and smiled.
"I'm fine, just drinking my morning decaf to get me through to noon." said Twitch.
"Harris going to be coming over to town on Valentines Day?" said Edd.
"I hope so." said Twitch.
Edd smiled.
"He's a great person." said Edd.
"I know, just a little nervous." said Twitch, "Long distance relationships seem to never work most of the time."
Sky smiled.
"What you and Harris have is working out." said Sky.
"Maybe, but it did start off as a con job at first." said Twitch.
"We know." said Edd.
Sky sighed.
"Hopefully it'll be a great Valentines Day reunion for you two." said Sky.
"I hope." said Twitch.
Later; the group was in their science class looking at Skinner who was looking at a piece of paper.
"Okay class, now your science teacher won't be making it into due to being sick." said Skinner.
"Then why does the back of the form say he's really in drug rehab?" said Sonic.
Skinner is shocked and saw what Sonic meant.
Interview Gag
First was Skinner.
"WHAT THE FU-"Skinner yelled before the interview quickly went static.
Lastly was Sonic.
"Gotta be honest right now, I'm a little surprised that our science teacher had a drug problem, Jude I get, but this guy not so much." said Sonic.
End Interview Gag
"Probably should have had a clipboard then." said Skinner.
"Obviously." said Eddy.
"Anyways, here's your substitute, Mr Toro." said Skinner.
Then a latin looking man in a suit appeared.
"Greetings class." said the man.
The woman looked on in shock.
"Whoa." said Jackie.
"I'm Mr Toro." said the man.
The women looked at him with lovesick eyes.
Sonic noticed everything and scooted over to Edd.
"Don't look now, but I think Sky's taking a fancy to this new teacher." said Sonic.
Edd looked at her then glared at Sonic.
"She does not." said Edd.
"She and all the other girls have hearts floating above their heads, even Twitch is taking a fancy to him." said Sonic.
Edd saw what Sonic meant and all the girls, even Twitch had hearts over his head and in their eyes, heck even the class hamster and class goldfish had hearts in their eyes.
"Oh boy." said Edd.
"I'd be more worried if he actually made lots of gods attracted to him." said Sonic.
"I'm going to lose Sky to this guy who's more handsome then the Greek deity Narcissus." said Edd.
"No you won't, you're a perfect guy for her in many ways. Your lack of self confidence is strange, but you and her are perfect for each other." said Sonic.
Edd nodded.
"Okay then." said Edd.
"Besides, we should work on your self confidence, because you've gotten scared by humanoid sharks before." said Sonic.
Flashback
Edd and Sonic were sitting at a table with a humanoid shark.
"So we just posted this profile of myself online for a good study group, and we didn't get any bites." said Edd.
The humanoid shark became mad.
"Is that a shark joke?" said the shark.
Edd shrieked before gulping.
But the Shark laughed.
"Cause if so, it's really funny." said the shark.
Edd sighed.
"Self confidence, gotta not be so scared all the time." said Sonic.
End Flashback
"Besides, I can get rid of this guy for you if you want." said Sonic.
Edd shook his head.
"No, no, I don't want anything bad to happen to him." said Edd.
"Nothing'll happen, I'll just make sure he never returns to this school ever again." said Sonic.
"You a gangster?" said Edd.
"Nope, just a hedgehog with lots of connections." said Sonic, "From Sega, to Nintendo, Disney, Warner Brothers, and Paramount."
Edd became confused.
"Warner Brothers?" said Edd.
"Ready Player One." said Sonic.
Edd nodded.
"Oh yeah, the two brief cameos." said Edd.
He cleared his throat.
"Anyways, how will you try to get rid of this guy?" said Edd.
Sonic leaned closer to Edd.
"I'd just cause a private incident with the substitute that'll become a rumor throughout the school, eventually the rumor will reach Principal Skinner's ears that he'll be forced to fire him, thereby making him unable to return to Toon City High." Sonic said quietly, "That doesn't work, I'll just make sure he's in the same bathroom as I am and start breaking wind, making it seem like he's the one farting, causing every girl to lose interest in him, because most girls don't like a guy who's disgusting."
"Yech." said Edd.
"Hey, I'm just trying to help a friend out." said Sonic.
Edd nodded.
"Okay." said Edd.
"Now if you'll excuse me class, I've got personal things to do." Mr Toro said.
He walked out of the classroom.
Sonic then started following the substitute teacher into a bathroom before the teacher walked into a stall.
The hedgehog then started eating lots of chili dogs and Taco Bell meals.
The hedgehog snickered before pulling out his phone and pushed the record icon on his phone.
He started farting loudly.
"What the?" said Mr Toro's voice.
Sonic farted some more.
"OH GOD!" yelled Mr Toro.
Sonic resumed farting.
"SON OF A BITCH!" yelled Mr Toro.
Sonic then farted the song When I See an Elephant Fly.
"DISNEY RUINED DUMBO FOR ME NOW!" yelled Mr Toro.
Sonic smirked before running out of the bathroom.
He returned to the classroom and sat down next to Edd before doing some work on his phone.
Edd noticed it.
"What're you doing?" said Edd.
"Just some splicing." said Sonic.
He finished working and plugged in some headphones before putting the headphones in Edd's ears.
"Listen to this." said Sonic.
He pushed the play icon on his phone and Edd sat down listening to everything.
"You ruined Dumbo for him by farting the entire elephant song?" said Edd.
"Even the reprise." said Sonic.
Edd became mad.
"You're a weird one. I ain't going to have anything to do with you getting rid of this guy, no matter what." said Edd.
Mr Toro entered the classroom.
"Whew, that was intense." said Mr Toro.
He walked to the front of the class.
"Okay, now let's get to work." said Mr Toro.
He pulled out a piece of paper and looked at it then at Sky.
"Sky is it?" said the substitute teacher.
Sky burped loudly.
Toro became confused.
"Are you okay?" said Mr Toro.
"Nah, she's alright, she just burps when she's nervous." said Meek.
"Or when she's in love." said Sonic.
Edd glared at Sonic.
"You're starting to get under my skin." said Edd.
"Janna got under Rock's skin by cutting off his arm and leg, and they still haven't made up. Besides, it's not like this whole thing'll end with Rock getting a pierced ear." said Sonic.
Rock turned to the two.
"You guys talking about me?" said Rock.
"No." Sonic and Edd said at once.
Interview Gag
"I know I didn't sneeze, but I have a feeling someone was talking about me." said Rock.
End Interview Gag
Sonic turned to Edd.
"Look, just think about how much you care about Sky, and come talk to me when you want to make this guy flee the country." said Sonic.
Edd nodded.
"Ok." He said.