At a middle school; a school bell rang and every student ran out of their classroom.
Kevin Reynolds went to his locker and opened it up before sticking some of his belongings into it over a flyer and closed it up.
He started to walk off but stopped in his tracks in shock before opening the locker again and pulled out the flyer and looked at it.
"Valentines Day approaching, bring your meat." said Kevin.
He became confused.
"Meat, don't people bring candy on Valentines Day?" said Kevin.
Dib and Zim in his human disguise came by and sighed.
"Trust me Kevin I wondered that myself." said Zim, "I got this whole thing with meat, just doesn't agree with me."
He was then hit in the eye by a steak and screamed in pain as Gaz and Shope appeared.
"I still don't know how the meat thing started." said Dib.
"I know." said Shope, "It doesn't make sense."
"That's why I'm picketing the whole thing." said Zim.
He pulled out a picketing sign that said 'No meat for Valentines, just candy'.
Everyone looked at Zim and agreed.
"How true." said Kevin, "And I'm not supposed to eat certain types of candy due to the whole braces treatment I'm going through."
He smiled revealing his braces.
"You can block a bullet with those things." said Gaz.
She pulled out a magnum revolver and shot a round at the teeth, but they bounced off the braces.
Everyone in the school screamed in shock and ran off.
The others were shocked.
"WHY DO YOU HAVE A REVOLVER?! THIS IS A SCHOOL FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! YOU ALSO HAVE IRKEN TECHNOLOGY THAT'S ACTUALLY TONY STARK'S STOLEN HULKBUSTER TECH." yelled Zim.
"Don't worry, no one will trace the bullet back to me, this gun's unmarked." said Gaz, "Also, what can law enforcment do to me? I'm 12."
However she was tackled to the ground.
"YOU ARE UNDER ARREST BY THE LAW OF THE MAYOR OF TOON CITY STATING ANY 12 YEAR OLD WITH A GUN IS SENT TO JAIL FOR THE REMAINING YEAR!" shouted the Police Officer.
"Well shit." said Zim.
"What is wrong with the mayor of Toon City?" said Shope.
Cutaway Gag
A very drunk Kronk was in his office drinking lots of beer before burping loudly.
Joker then placed a bill in front of the mayor.
"Now this bill states that a proposed law will involve all criminals being able to commit crimes and being pardoned for them no matter what." said Joker.
Kronk hiccuped.
"I'm to drunk to care right now." said Kronk.
He signed it before burping.
End Cutaway Gag
Gaz was then shoved into a cop car before it drove off.
"Should we even try to bail her out?" said Zim.
"Attention students, due to the recent shooting, the school is now closed for the day." a voice over the speaker system said.
"Why not, we now have the day off." said Kevin.
Zim sighed.
"Okay." said Zim.
Later; the group walked out of the police station with Gaz.
"It's about time you find a way to get the charges dropped." said Gaz.
Zim groaned.
"Trust me it took forever." He said.
Flashback
The others were in the station putting lots of money on a desk in front of a cop.
"Nope." said the cop.
Zim groaned.
"WHY NOT!" He shouted pissed.
The cop pointed to a sign that said 'Millions of dollars must be paid to the police to convince them to drop charges'.
Zim groaned.
End Flashback
"So we had to sell lots of plastic bottles that were littered all over town just to get the money." said Zim.
"What is this, communist Russia?" said Gaz.
"If this were communist Russian, then Zim would be viewed as an enemy of the government for his political views." said Dib.
Zim became mad.
"YOU DARE ACCUSE ME OF HAVING POLITICAL VIEWS AGAINST THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT?!" yelled Zim.
"We know of your bad views about the American government." said Shope.
"Pretty hard not to never pay attention to when you talk about it at lunch every day." said Kevin.
"Also, why're you still going to school anyways, you're not hiding on this planet to invade anymore." said Dib.
Zim blushed.
"I learned to love School." He admitted.
"Well Earth does have lots to offer." said Shope.
"So true." said Dib, "Many friendly faces, lots of great landscapes, so many fast food restaurants."
"The victims of riddicule due to their large heads." said Gaz.
"MY HEAD'S NOT BIG!" yelled Dib.
Everyone laughed.
They stopped.
"We should get back on track with this meat thing." said Kevin.
"Agreed and we should start with my old teacher." said Zim.
Dib cringed.
"Trust me when I asked her she said I didn't want to know but calmly and not in anger." He said.
Dib sighed.
"But I should warn you, she is very creepy." said Dib, "If she's still alive that is."
Kevin laughed.
"Please how creepy is she?" He asked.
"More creepy then thug life choosing Pokemon." said Dib.
Cutaway Gag
In a cabin of sorts; a trainer was sleeping in a bed with a Pikachu.
Then a Chikorita escaped from it's pokeball and walked towards the bed happily.
It started jumping and saw the sleeping Pikachu.
The Chikorita growled in anger.
"Chiko." said Chikorita.
Vines appeared from the Chikorita before grabbing the Pikachu and lightly set it on the ground.
The femenine looking Pokemon jumped on the bed before crawling under the blankets and snuggled up to it's trainer.
Chikorita chuckled before setting some sunglasses over it's eyes and put on a hat that said 'Thug life' on it.
End Cutaway Gag
Everyone was confused.
"How is that not more creepy then your former teacher?" said Kevin.
At Dib's old school; everyone saw Dib's teacher.
Miss Bittles then hissed to her class.
"Okay, this is more creepy then a Chikorita who's part of the thug life." said Kevin.
His girlfriend nodded.
"Agreed." said Shope.
Interview Gag
The teacher was in there.
"What are these people doing here?" asked Miss Bitters and she punches the camera man.
End Interview Gag
The camera man was walking away from the heroes.
"I quit, a mockumentary style like fanfic series just isn't worth this trouble I go through." said the camera man.
Gaz scoffed.
"It's not that bad." said Gaz.
The camera man glared at Gaz and hissed at her.
Gaz hissed as well.
The cameraman shrieked and ran off.
Kevin groaned.
"Can we get back to this plot please?" He asked.
"I agree, we've been doing nothing but filler stuff." said Shope.
She then turned to the teacher.
"Hey sorry to interrupt but we were wondering something." She said.
"What?" asked Miss Bitters
"We need to know about the whole meat Valentines thing." said Dib.
Miss Bittles groaned.
"I already told you that you don't want to know." said Miss Bittles.
"I do." said Dib.
"And why is it?" asked Miss Bitters.
"Well my friends here also received Meats on Valentines and they are confused." said Dib.
Miss Bitters laughed.
"You friends?" She asked, "That's a laugh."
"You'd be surprised." said Kevin.
Miss Bitter became confused.
"Who are you?" She asked.
"One of Dib's friends." explained Kevin
Miss Bittles became shocked.
"Yeah I've come a long ways from being considered crazy." said Dib.
Zim removed one of his fake eyes.
"He has." said Zim.
Miss Bittles became more socked and fainted.
Everyone became shocked.
"JESUS CHRIST, YOU KILLED HER ZIM!" yelled Kevin.
"No she just fainted." said Zim, "I'm not sure anything can kill her. I'm not even sure how long she's been alive."
"Her first Christmas might have been the first Christmas." said Gaz.
Cutaway Gag
A young Miss Bittles was with three wisemen on camels.
"You sure you know which way you're going?" said Miss Bittles.
The wisemen nodded.
"Positive." said one of the wisemen.
"We're just looking for a place to crash and not the birth of the guy who'll create Christmas." said another wiseman.
"Yeah." said the Third Wise Man.
Miss Bittles became confused.
"Christmas?" said Miss Bittles.
They looked at Miss Bitters.
"Only the most awesomest holiday there'll be." said one of the wise men.
The Wise men and Miss Butters then arrived and saw a baby.
They then saw the Christmas star over the manjer.
"Whoops, wrong manjer." said a wise man.
End Cutaway Gag
Everyone was shocked.
"Please I was born in the stone ages." said Miss Bitters.
"First Christmas." everyone said.
"First vehicle." said Dib.
"Chariot." everyone else said.
Miss Bittles groaned.
"Anyway I can't help you with the Valentine Meats." She said.
"First sailboat." said Zim.
"Noah's ark." everyone else said.
"You done with these how old I am jokes?" said Miss Bittles.
"Nope." Said Zim, "FIRST DISNEY PRINCESS!"
"Snow White." everyone said.
"Okay, we're good." said Zim.
The teacher is mad and pressed a button on her desk launching everyone out of the school.
THey landed on the ground and stood up groaning.
"Like hell we'll be denied answers." said Kevin.