Back in Toon City High; all the students were in the cafeteria getting lunch.
Sky was at a table with Jackie, Zoey, and Twitch.
Zoey smiles as she took a bite out her turkey leg.
"That substitute is so hot." said Zoey.
The women and Twitch nodded.
"Yeah, I'd be all over that right now." said Twitch.
The girls looked at Twitch.
"Aren't you in an open relationship?" said Jackie.
"Yeah but he doesn't know that." said Twitch.
He drank some coffee.
Zoey rolled her eyes.
"Again with the coffee?" said Zoey.
"It's decaf woman, I switched to it by the end of the fanfic that introduced me, you were there." said Twitch.
Zoey sighed.
"Anyone see how he was looking at me?" said Zoey.
Jackie became mad.
"The hell he was, it was me he was looking at." said Jackie.
Sky became mad as well.
"He was checking me out." said Sky.
"Girls, girls, please, if Adam Sandler has taught me anything, it's that adultry is messed up in so many ways. If it were a female teacher in an affair with a male student, people would be enjoying it, but if it's the other way around, people would be upset." said Twitch, "You can look, but you can't touch."
The girls looked at Twitch.
"I vote we touch him." said Sky.
The women agreed and walked off.
Edd saw everything as a tear drop fell from his eye.
Flashback Montage
Edd and Sky were sitting on a tree branch with each other.
They both scooted close to each other before Sky burped loudly.
Later; the two were in a row boat on a lake when Sky burped loudly.
Later; they were in a line outside to see Spies in Disguise.
Sky burped loudly once more.
Then in another flashback; they were on a swan ride before Sky burped loudly.
Another flashback had Edd present a daisy to Sky before she burped so loud that all the pedals fell off.
The last flashback had the two looking at each other before kissing each other.
Then Sky burped loudly in Edd's mouth.
End Flashback Montage
Edd sighed and started to walk off, but saw Sonic and shrieked in shock.
"You got a burping fetish?" said Sonic.
Edd glared at Sonic.
"Don't judge me, her burping on me are the only times she's ever said she loves me." said Edd.
"Burping fetish." said Sonic.
Edd growled.
"Besides, from what I saw, it looks like all the girls'll be willing to commit adultry with a male teacher. Which is messed up when you realize it's a different story when it's a male student doing it with a female teacher." said Sonic.
"Don't remind me." said Edd.
Sonic then thought of something.
"Besides, my whole plan to get the teacher kicked out for his farting fiasco didn't work out." said Sonic.
Edd became confused.
"Why's that?" said Edd.
"Because it was personal, and I was accused of being a peeping tom." said Sonic.
Edd shook his head.
"Like no one saw that coming." said Edd.
He cleared his throat.
"Anyways, I'm in." said Edd, "But only if no harm comes to the substitute teacher."
Sonic chuckled.
"Good to know, I managed to get a crew already, and we're meeting at the McDuck Mall after school." said Sonic.
Edd nodded.
"Okay." said Edd.
The two walked seperate ways.
Later; they appeared at the McDuck Mall before entering it.
They went to the food court and sat down at a booth table.
Sonic looked around.
"So where's this crew of yours?" said Edd.
"Oh they'll be here." said Sonic.
Then Roger and Wendy appeared at the table and sat down.
"We're here." said Wendy.
Edd became confused.
"This is your crew?" said Edd.
"Yeah they were the only ones who were willing to help me out." said Sonic.
"You have a crew consisting of only two people including us just to get rid of a subsitute teacher that's so attractive, that the female students don't even care about age difference and will want to start a relationship with no matter what?" said Edd, "We might as well just walk up to his porch and kill him in cold blood."
Sonic glared at Edd.
"Hey, these people are skilled in their own ways. Roger was able to repair his wing suit when you, me, and Meek were on that one planet with the merpeople and humans." said Sonic.
"Wasn't an easy feat. I spent hours working on that thing that I now have a scarab which holds my suit stuck to my back and I have to wear a shirt and backpack over it just because it would be noticable." said Roger.
"Wendy was raised by Manly Dan, a guy who is so manly, he's dressed in drag before." said Sonic.
"OH COME ON!" yelled Manly Dan.
"And Janna-"Sonic said before noticing Janna was at the table as well and became shocked, "Wait, what the hell are you doing here? I didn't invite you to be part of my crew."
Janna smirked.
"Trust me Sonic I saw this new Substitute Teacher and I don't trust him." said Janna.
"I'm not doing this because he rubs me the wrong way, I'm doing this because I'm concerned about the guys who'll be dateless for Valentines day in two days." said Sonic.
"Yeah at first, but then you realize that he has quite a complicated past, and the plan changes." said Janna.
"Can we just get this meeting underway? I'm supposed to start my shift in an hour." said Roger.
But then everyone saw the same humanoid shark that Sonic and Edd befriended in a flashback and became shocked.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?" yelled Wendy.
Roger's right arm armored up before a Star Lord like blaster appeared and he fired a round at the sharks head.
But the shark did nothing.
"Uh, should I do something?" said the shark, "Because I didn't feel a thing."
"Wow, that bites." said Janna.
The shark became mad and glared at Janna.
"Was that meant to be a shark joke?" said the shark.
Janna became shocked and gulped.
The shark smiled.
"If so, it's very funny." the shark said before laughing.
"That's Crunch." said Sonic, "I invited him to be part of this crew."
Everyone looked at Sonic.
"Ok I can understand Wendy & Roger, BUT A SHARK WHO COULD BE RELATED TO THAT CRIMINAL KING SHARK!" shouted Edd, "THATS CRAZY!"
"Yeah I'm with Double D on this." said Janna
"Scare tactic. He'll be used to scare that substitute into never returning to the school." said Sonic.
"Don't worry, I'm friendly." said Crunch, "I'm a vegetarian."
Edd looked at Crunch.
"Really?" He asked.
"Yep." said Crunch.
"Shark Tale." said Sonic.
"Cool." said Janna.
"But there won't be blood involved in this right? Because I don't do blood." said Crunch.
"No blood, you're not killing anyone, you're just scaring him away with your very intimidating appearance." said Sonic.
"But how do we do that?" said Roger.
The group did some thinking.
"Well, I rented out a warehouse in Gotham as well as a tank, but we'll have to put the plan into effect tomorrow." said Sonic.
Everyone became confused.
"Why tomorrow?" said Wendy.
"Because the owners of that warehouse rented it out to Joker for tonight." said Sonic.
"The guy that's never coming back to Arkhan to bust Harley out?" said Janna.
Sonic nodded.
"Yep but I just hope they don't let Queen Of Fables out of the book." said Sonic.
"The one thing that surprises me in that show is that the cops in Arkham are bigger assholes then the prisoners." said Wendy.
Everyone looked at Wendy.
"Yeah how so?" said Sonic.
"They torched a little kids cactus he was going to give his father Calender Man." said Wendy.
"In all fairness, when one of the inmates is an eco terrorist with the powers of Chlorokinesis, you can't take that chance." said Edd.
Everyone looked at Edd.
"You know, you should really learn to speak like a normal teenager instead of like Jimmy Neutron, not everyone speaks scientist." said Roger.
"Chlorokinesis is a psychic like power, but it's basically what allows people to control the growth of plant life and vegetation." said Sonic.
Everyone looked at Sonic in confusion.
The hedgehog pulled out a Flash comic book.
"I read Flash comics." said Sonic.
Interview Gag
First was Crunch who was reading a Flash comic.
"Huh, a man who works forensic evidence for the police department is struck by lightning and granted access to the speed force. Who'd have thought?" said Crunch.
Next was Edd.
He also had Flash.
"Flash is good, speedy but good." He said. "I like his TV animated Version better."
Next was Wendy.
"Where does DC get their ideas from?" said Wendy.
Next was Janna with a Flash action figure and inspecting it.
"A guy with only super speed for a power, and he's greatly underestimated despite his speed being possibly the most powerful thing in existance." said Janna.
Next was Roger.
"I saw the arrowverse version and man Flash is awesome and his wife smoking hot." said Roger.
A knocking sound was heard.
"You better not be thinking about traveling to that universe and making love to her." Wendy's voice said.
"No." said Roger.
Lastly was Sonic.
"If I were in a race with Flash, he would more then likely win due to being so fast, that if he went faster then the speed of light, he'd more then likely trap himself into the speed force." said Sonic.
End Interview Gag
"Why not just have the substitute be sent to the Boiling Isle and trapped there forever with Eda the Owl Lady?" said Janna.
"Because then Boiling Isle law enforcement would show up here and more then likely arrest us for sending a human into their dimension and possibly arrest Luz, Eda, and King for being people of interest due to our friendship with them." said Sonic.
Janna nodded.
"Good point, not to mention Eda's Boyfriend that Warden would have a cow if he found out Eda is here." Said Janna.
Her phone rang.
She picked it up.
"Hello?" said Janna.
"You do realize that there's supposed to be a fanfic where we end up in this dimension before deciding to stay, thereby resolving your statement right?" Eda's voice said.
Wendy chuckled.
"Burn." said Wendy.
Janna put her phone away in embarrasment.
"Anyways, after school tomorrow, I'll follow the sub to his home, then when he least expects it, we'll kidnap him and take him to Gotham City and strap him upside down over a shark tank Crunch'll be swimming in, scaring the sub so much that he'll leave Toon City and never return." said Sonic.
Everyone nodded.
"I like that plan." said Roger.
"Sounds good." said Janna.
"I'm down with it." said Crunch.
"Same here." said Wendy.
"Let's do it." said Edd.
"Good, so let's go home, get a good nights sleep for tomorrow. And don't do anything stupid." said Sonic.
"You mean like this?" Roger said before flipping his eyelids inside out and moved them around.
Everyone looked at him in shock.
"Hey, didn't Luz say she did that stunt in cheerleader tryouts for her previous school once?" said Janna.
"I think so, one of many creative reasons she got sent to the principals office, followed by the whole Romeo and Juliet stunt she did involving the beginning scene from Zootopia and that baby griffin with spiders." said Sonic, "And the one stunt with the book project and snake."
Sonic shivered in fear as he pulled out his phone.
"You should see this video of her doing that eyelid stunt she posted on YouTube yesterday." said Sonic.
He turned his phone around and showed a video of Luz with her eyelids inside out while moving them around.
"OH GOD, THAT'S GROSS!" King's voice said in the background followed by some vomiting.
Everyone laughed.
"I'm still surprised by the fact that Salem and King get together every weekend for poker." said Sonic.
Cutaway Gag
In the Boiling Isle in the Owl House; Salem, King, Snoopy, and Iago were sitting at a table playing poker.
"Feeling lucky tonight." said Salem.
"Yeah, you wish." said King.
Iago looked outside in shock.
"OH LOOK, GRIFFIN!" yelled Iago.
The others ran to a window and looked outside, not knowing that Iago was looking at everyones cards.
"I don't see a griffin." said Snoopy.
The others turned back to the table as Iago put the cards back.
"Must have been the wind." said Iago.
End Cutaway Gag
"Now let's wait till tomorrow." said Sonic.