With Zim; he was sitting on the roof of his and Dib's old school drinking a milkshake.
He finished up the beverage before tossing it.
"Whew, I needed that." said Zim.
He then sighed.
"Worth it." said Zim.
He then saw Miss Bittles exiting the school for the day.
He smirked.
"Perfect." said Zim.
He pulled out a walkie talkie.
"The snake has left the building." He said.
The others were waiting in a golf cart and Dib turned on his walkie talkie.
"I see her." said Dib.
"Still don't get why we agreed to call her the snake for a codeword besides the obvious fact that she's very snake like." said Kevin.
"I just thought it was cool." said Zim.
"Let's just get her." said Gaz.
Dib nodded.
"Right." said Dib.
Shope started the cart before driving it off.
She grinned.
"Who says that we need a drivers lisence for anything?" said Shope.
"Sonic's friend Spongebob did say that he doesn't need one to drive a sandwich, yet he managed to get one shortly after coming to the surface." said Kevin.
"Yeah, who'd have thought?" said Dib.
Zim then landed in the cart.
"Whoo, nailed it." said Zim.
He looked at his shocked friends.
"Did you just jump off the roof of a school?" said Dib.
"Yes I did." said Zim.
"I thought only Sonic had the balls to pull something like that off." said Gaz, "Besides, he did literally jump out of a window while visiting Princess Brittany's parents."
"Sonic isnt the only crazy one." said Zim, "Besides I hope his film is AWEFUL!"
He was then hit by Gaz with a steak before screaming in pain.
"He didn't talk bad shit about out Netflix film." said Gaz.
"Still can't believe it and that Rocko's Modern Life film were released on Netflix instead of being aired on Nickelodeon." said Dib.
"Well in all fairness, there is an animated Nickelodeon show that's airing on Netflix, and there'll be an Avatar The Last Airbender live action remake for streaming on that site in the future." said Shope.
Everyone nodded.
"Fair point." said Dib.
Zim groaned.
The group continued driving off.
MIss Bittles then appeared in a haunted house.
Everyone arrived and gulped.
"Of course, she lives in a haunted house." said Dib.
Zim glared at Dib.
"How can you be so sure it's haunted?" said Zim.
"GET OUT!" a scary voice said from the house.
Zim gulped.
"I retracted my question." He said.
The group got out of the golf cart.
Zim gulped again.
"Is this really worth the question of Valentines Meat?" Asked Zim.
"At this point, I'm more confused on why there's a haunted house in a Valentines Day fic." said Shope.
"I bet even the Co Arthur is confused as well." said Gaz.
They then entered the house.
"GET OUT!" yelled the same scary voice.
Zim ran off screaming in fear.
Everyone noticed it and shook their heads.
"He's out." said Gaz.
"I don't blame him." Said Dib.
"It's like trying to use ways of getting Shiny Pokemon." said Kevin.
Cutaway Gag
A Pokemon Trainer was spray painting a Charmander with gold paint.
But the flame vanished and he fainted.
At Mt Chimeny; a trainer kicked a Golem into the volcano before sending out a Groundon which then used it's Pressure ability in the lava before the trainer walked off.
Years later; the trainer now very old returned to the volcano.
Soon his Golem emerged and all cases in diamond except his head, arms and legs.
The elderly trainer smiled.
At a house; a trainer was doing some online shopping with a credit card.
It saw Shiny Mewtwo before buying it.
Days later; a package appeared at the house and the trainer picked it up before opening it up, revealing a Master Ball which then opened up and released a Shiny Mewtwo.
But the trainers mom came out confused.
"What the fuck is this?" said the mother.
Mewtwo then used Psychic on the mother, sending her flying away.
"YOUR A TERRIBLE SON!" She shouted.
End Cutaway Gag
"Now to find Miss Bittles." said Dib.
The group entered the house, but the door closed behind them, surrounding the house in darkness.
Then some lights came on, revealing Miss Bittles was glaring at them.
"Couldn't put it away, could you?" said Miss Bittles.
The two middle schoolers nodded in fear.
"Very well, I'll tell you." said Miss Bittles.
Later; the group was in the living room sitting down.
"It all began many years ago." said Miss Bittles.
Flashback
In the 30's; a bunch of people were buying lots of candy before Valentines Day.
"Back in the thirties; people always celebrated previous years of Valentines by giving others candy." Miss Bittles narrated.
Then some guy at a table saw everything and groaned before injecting himself with insulin.
"But one guy with a very intense case of diabetes, couldn't eat candy or anything sweet." Miss BIttles narrated some more.
"This sucks, if everyone ate no sweets on this day, they'll be sorry for me." said the man.
He did some thinking and smirked.
"But he got an idea, an aweful idea." narrated Bittles.
"I know just what to do." said the man.
He then started stapling pieces of paper on boards and trees.
"He started spreading terrible jokes about how everyone is supposed to eat meat for Valentines Day, and the whole thing caught on very quickly." narrated Bittles, "And that's how it's been since."
End Flashback
Everyone was shocked.
"So everyone passes out meat on Valentines Day because of an intense joke conducted by a guy with diabetes?" said Shope.
Miss Bitters nodded.
"Believe me even I was shocked by that." she said.
"Well that's a stupid reason for the meat thing." said Dib.
"Yeah what's up with that?" said Kevin.
"Beats me." said Bittles, "Now get out."
The four then exited the house.
She then smiled.
"Dib has made some good friends." She said.
"GET OUT!" The house shouted.
Bittles groaned.
"Shut it you." said Bittles.