At Toon City High; Roger was entering his science class as Sonic appeared.
"Whoo, I've done it." said Sonic.
Roger became confused.
"You've done what?" said Roger.
"I've found a way to get rid of the substitute and make sure every guy with girlfriends who take this class have dates for tonight." said Sonic.
Roger nodded.
"Okay. So what is it?" said Roger.
"It's best I keep it to myself." said Sonic, "I don't want this getting back to Double D, he'll accuse me of being a killer."
Roger became shocked.
"What?" said Roger.
"Nothing." said Sonic.
Roger shook his head.
"Anyways, when this is all over, what do you plan on doing today?" said Roger.
"Oh I'm taking Gwen to the premeire of my movie." said Sonic.
Roger nodded.
"Yeah I saw the clips, in one scene your nose looked weird." saod Roger
Sonic became confused.
"Why would it be weird? I looked like a regular hedgehog in that film beforehand, then the whole negative reception happened and my look was changed to my games look." said Sonic.
"Whatever." said Roger.
The two sat down at seperate tables.
Then Mr Toro appeared in the room.
"Morning class." said Mr Toro.
"Good morning Mr Toro." said the class.
"I'm a little shaken up today because some assholes kidnapped me and took me to Gotham CIty where I was nearly devouered by a shark." said Mr Toro.
Everyone became confused.
"But it's all water under the bridge." said Mr Toro.
"Wow, he's very calm after a very traumatizing experience." Sonic thought.
"Anyways, let us continue our lession from yesterday." said Mr Toro.
He turned to the board and started lecturing.
Twitch scooted over to Sonic.
"I heard you tried to do this guy in." said Twitch.
Sonic sighed.
"One hundred percent wrong. I was trying to scare him into leaving Toon City." said Sonic.
"With a huge humanoid shark?" said Twitch.
"Didn't work out, but this time, I've got a better plan." said Sonic.
"What?" said Twitch.
Then everyone in class heard some rambling sounds.
"What is that?" said Sky.
"Almost sounds like an army is on it's way." said Eddy.
Then a ton of Iranian soldiers appeared in the room and surrounded Mr Toro as everyone became shocked.
"GET DOWN!" yelled one of the soldiers.
Everyone ducked down under their desks.
"What the hell?" said Meek.
The lead soldier glared at Mr Toro.
"So we meet again Mr Toro." said the lead soldier.
Mr Toro became confused.
"Do I know you?" said Mr Toro.
Then Principal Skinner entered the room confused.
"What is going on here?" said Skinner.
The lead soldier looked at Skinner.
"Sir, I am Kazeem Abdul, commander of the Iranian Freedom Fighters. This man is a wanted war criminal in our country, we must take him back to Iran immediatley." the lead soldier known as Kazeem Abdul said.
"Whoa, cool." Sonic said acting surprised.
"It's a lie." said Mr Toro.
"I assure you, this man is a killer, he has slaughtered thousands, and will kill again." said Kazeem.
"Is this true Mr Toro?" said Skinner.
"No it isn't." said Mr Toro.
But the man pulled out a photograph of Mr Toro shooting lots of men, women, and children with a shotgun and showed it to Skinner.
"Here is a black and white photograph of him slaughtering lots of men, women, and children that definetly wasn't photoshopped by a blue hedgehog in this country. His real name is Osam Killum." said Kazeem.
Everyone gasped in shock.
Roger looked at the photo in confusion.
"Where have I seen that photo before?" said Roger.
Skinner gasped before glaring at Mr Toro.
"Well you sure pulled a fast one on me, and to think that I was going to hire you on full time. Take him away." said Skinner.
But then Mr Toro grabbed a pistol from Kazeem's belt and aimed it around the classroom.
"BACK, BACK I SAY, I'M WARNING YOU, STAY AWAY FROM ME!" yelled Mr Toro.
But the soldiers tackled Mr Toro to the ground and tried to wrestle the gun away from him.
But the teacher pulled the trigger and it fired a round at Rock, going through his left ear.
The meerkat screamed in pain.
"GODDAMMIT, THAT MOTHERFUCKER SHOT ME IN MY FUCKING EAR!" yelled Rock.
He resumed screaming in pain.
Everyone looked on in shock.
Interview Gag
"Okay, I was not expecting that to happen." said Sonic.
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The soldiers took Mr Toro out of the classroom.
"Wow, what incredible irony." said Sonic.
Rock continued to scream in pain.
Later outside the school; everyone was watching as the Iranian soldiers were shoving Mr Toro into a van and Rock being wheeled into an ambulance.
"THAT TEACHER IS A FUCKING MOTHER FUCKING MONSTER!" Shouted Rock.
Both vehicles were then loaded up before driving off.
Edd walked over to Sky.
"Hey, you okay?" said Edd.
"Yeah, I'm fine, I'm just a little shaken up about Mr Toro being a war criminal in Iran." said Sky.
"I'm shaken as well. There's no way we could have known about it." said Edd.
Sky turned to Edd.
"Edd, I'm sorry for ignoring you for the last few days." said Sky.
"It's alright, Happy Valentines day Sky." said Edd.
The two then leaned towards each other and started to pucker up.
But then Sky burped into Edd's face loudly.
"OH GROSS!" yelled Edd.
Sky blushed nervoulsy.
"Sorry." said Sky.
"No, no, I'm sure it'll be alright." said Edd.
The two smiled at each other.
Roger was looking through his phone as Janna appeared.
"What's up?" said Janna.
"When the Iranian soldiers showed up, they showed a photograph of Mr Toro slaughtering lots of people in it." said Roger.
"So?" said Janna.
"So, I knew that photo was recognizable from somewhere." said Roger.
He stopped working on his phone.
"Here we go, Daily Planet article by Lois Lane dated back from five months ago." said Roger.
He turned the phone to Janna who looked at it.
"Government of Iran still searching for war criminal Osam Killum." said Janna.
She gasped in shock.
"I don't believe it." said Janna.
"I know, my science substitute was a criminal in Iran." said Roger, "Should we even tell Sonic about this?"
"Nope, let's just keep this to ourselves." said Janna, "Gonna need some time to process this."
Roger nodded.
"Okay then." said Roger.
Janna walked off.
Roger then started texting a message that said 'You're not going to believe this' before posting the Daily Planet article on his text and sent it to Wendy.
A text appeared and it said 'WTF, WE NEARLY DID THE IRANIAN GOVERNMENT A FAVOR?!'
Roger texted back 'Yep, if we weren't going to kill Osam, the Iran Freedom Fighters will.'
A text appeared that said 'If that was part of Sonic's plan, then he must have not known that the Iranian goverment was really after him.'
Roger texted back 'Me and Janna decided not to tell him about it.'
He put his phone away.