With Edd and Sky; the two were sitting under a tree on a hill.
"I still can't believe that our substitute was really an Iranian war criminal." said Sky.
"It shocked me as well. But hopefully Principal Skinner will find someone else to be the science teacher full time." said Edd.
Sky nodded.
"Yeah I hope so." said Sky.
The sun started setting as Sky looked at her boyfriend.
"You know, we never did get to kiss each other today for Valentines Day." said Sky.
Edd chuckled.
"Well you know, the whole revalation, you burping on my face before we can kiss, and-"Edd said before being interrupted by Sky.
"Edd." said Sky.
Edd looked at Sky.
"Yeah Sky?" said Edd.
Sky smiled before crawling on top of Edd.
"Shut up and kiss me." said Sky.
The two started kissing each other.
They then wrapped their hands around each other.
The two broke apart and looked at each other face to face.
They smiled before resuming kissing each other.
Edd moved his hands to Sky's butt as she moaned.
With Sonic; he was resting on a tree branch away from where the love birds were making out.
He looked at the readers.
"Well what'd you expect, this isn't Netflix." said Sonic.
He climbed down the tree where Kevin, Shope, Dib, Gaz, and Zim were at before reaching the bottom.
"What're you happy about?" said Dib.
Sonic chuckled.
"Well, I managed to convince a whole lot of people that my substitute for science class was really an Iranian war criminal." said Sonic.
Everyone looked at Sonic in confusion.
"Yeah how so?" said Zim.
"I called the Iranian government and convinced them to play along with a plan I had, photoshopped a photo of the sub killing lots of people, then have some soldiers come in and show the principal the photoshopped photo." said Sonic.
"You mean like this five month old photo?" Gaz said while showing the same Daily Planet article Roger found.
Sonic skimmed the article and became shocked.
"Oh boy." said Sonic.
The others became confused.
"Why's that disturbing?" said Kevin.
"Because I thought I photoshopped that image. If I had known my substitute was really on the lamb, then it would have changed everything." said Sonic, "If I wasn't going to kill him, the Iranian government will."
"Yeesh." said Shope.
Sonic then smiled.
"But he's still gone, so." said Sonic.
"You're a twisted one." said Dib.
"I know." said Sonic.
Then Rock with a bandage over his shot ear appeared.
"Hey." said Rock.
"Hey." said Gaz.
The group turned to Rock and became shocked.
"What happened to you?" said Kevin.
Rock removed his bandage, revealing the hole in his ear.
Everyone screamed and Kevin puked.
"Jesus." said Kevin.
"You could put a pencil through that thing." said Dib.
"What happened?" said Shope.
"I'll tell you what happened. Some insane war criminal from Iran who was posing as my science teacher shot me." said Rock.
Everyone's jaw dropped.
"Yikes." said Zim.
"That one's on me. I tried to frame Mr Toro as a war criminal from Iran." said Sonic.
Rock glared at Sonic.
"You're the reason I have a hole in my ear?" said Rock.
"Hey, how was I supposed to know that guy really was a criminal from another country?" said Sonic.
Rock who was still mad punched Sonic in the eyes and shot him in the foot.
"That was a non leathal laser by the way." said Sonic.
"I now have to wear an earlobe ring once the hole heals up. Things'll be different from now on." said Rock.
"I may have an idea to solve that problem." said Gaz.
Rock became shocked.
"What?" said Rock.
Gaz pulled out a pistol and shot a hole in Rock's other ear that was the same size as the hole in his other ear.
The meerkat started screaming in pain.
"YOU FUCKING SHOT ME, YOU BITCH!" yelled Rock.
Everyone was shocked.
"That was your solution, shoot him in his other ear?" said Sonic.
"Eh, it was the only thing I could think of." said Gaz.
Rock screamed in pain before walking off.
Sonic laughed.
"It's like the author wants this guy to lose all his body parts." said Sonic.
He then laughed again.
"But I gotta say it is awesome." He said.
"I know right?" said Kevin.
Shope giggled.
"He's got a lot going for him." said Shope.
She then kissed Kevin on the cheek.
"You didn't by chance make any new friends right?" said Dib.
"Not that I-"Sonic said before becoming shocked, "Oh wait."
Meanwhile in Gotham City at Blackgate Penetentiary; Crunch in a prison suit was in a cell drinking something made up by a prisoner.
He stopped drinking it and set it down before looking at the other prisoner.
"Give me terrible toilet bowl wine again, I'm gonna have to shank you." said Crunch.
The prisoner gulped in shock before running off.
Then the walls crumbled down and Sonic in werehog form came in.
"I am so sorry about this. As soon as I heard that Batman incarcerated you in Blackgate Penetentiary for attempted murder, I knew I had to bust you out due to being a victim of circumstance." said Sonic.
Crunch chuckled.
"Oh don't worry, it's given me time to make myself the most feared person in prison." said Crunch.
"HERE FISHY, FISHY, FISHY!" yelled a prisoner.
"YEAH!" yelled another.
Crunch walked to the cell door.
"Look guys, I know this is all in fun, but-"Crunch said before becoming mad, "WHAT THE FUCK DID I TELL YOU ABOUT USING THAT WORD!?"
All the prisoners became shocked in fear.
"Sorry Crunch." They all said.
Sonic was also shocked.
"Yikes." said Sonic.
Crunch chuckled while walking to the hole in the wall.
"Don't worry, they're learning. Baby steps." said Crunch.
He turned back around with angrily.
"I WILL TEAR EACH AND EVERYONE OF YOU APART WITH MY BARE HANDS IF I HAVE TO!" yelled Crunch.
"Okay come on, let's go." said Sonic.
Crunch turned to Sonic.
"Right behind you." said Crunch.
With that; the two left.
But Crunch returned angrily.
"IF I FIND OUT ANYONE'S BEEN TALKING BAD SHIT ABOUT ME, I'LL KILL THE FUCKER WHO WAS TALKING!" yelled Crunch.
He left the prison.