A/N: Alright gang, you know the drill. More lemony content in this chapter but...

Tyler: But we're still not going full lemon are we.

DrPhill26: Took the words right out of my mouth. So anyways in this chapter...

Wendy: Tyler and I talk more about Poképhelia right?

DrPhill26: Again, took the words out of my mouth. Right, so like I was going to say...

Pulse: I hope you enjoy the next chapter of this story.

DrPhill26: God Dammit let me say things! But you're all right and I shouldn't waste any more time, so let's get this...

Tyler: Show on the road?

Wendy: Party started?

Pulse: Ball rolling?

DrPhill26: I hate you guys right now.

"You know, before I set out on my adventure a couple weeks ago, I used to imagine all the things that I'd get up to once I actually started seeing the world. But this is almost the complete opposite of what I had in mind though." Tyler absentmindedly stared up at the ceiling as he spoke.

"Oh yeah, what did you have in mind then?" Wendy asked taking a seat next to him on the purple couch, having returned with a backpack of her own and taking out her laptop.

"Oh you know, that classic cliché of going around the world catching and raising Pokémon, taking on strong trainers, beating Gym Leaders and making memories that would last me a lifetime… Now I'm falling down the Bunneary hole wondering just how deep it goes."

"Nice Alice in Dream World reference. I'm totally stealing that for my next column." Wendy smiled softly as she turned on her laptop and logged in, waiting for the web browser to load.

"That's a cool background you have." Tyler said referring to the image displayed behind all the shortcuts on Wendy's desktop. A man and a woman were posing in front of a large pointy tower that was easily hundreds of feet tall if not a thousand. The woman in the picture was definitely Wendy, her blonde highlights were unmistakable. The guy with her appeared to be about Tyler's age, wearing a mostly blue getup; blue jeans and a blue wind breaker. A red hat covered up his black hair which matched the bag slung over his shoulder and the bracelet on his left wrist.

"Oh that's from when I went to the Kalos region last summer." Wendy started. "The Poké Press sent me out there to do a report on Fairy type Pokémon. The guy in the picture was my guide while I was there. I think his name was Caleb or something like that, I can't remember.

"You sure have trouble remembering people's names don't you?" Tyler smirked as he playfully pushed Wendy. "I mean, you didn't recognize me when we met earlier in the week."

"I meet a lot of people in my line of work as a reporter and as a featured columnist on Sweet Kiss. I can't remember everyone off the top of my head. Besides, I only try to remember the names of people I like or cute guys that I meet… Tyler." She playfully pushed Tyler back a bit harder than he did beneath a quiet laugh. Tyler rubbed his arm for a moment while Wendy continued.

"Anyways, we took this picture in front of the Prisim Tower in Lumiose City. That's the largest city in the region and the tower actually serves as a gym for trainers as well."

"Was that guy the Gym Leader?"

"Oh no, but he was a trainer, although I can't seem to remember any of his Pokémon."

"There you go again with the not remembering stuff."

"Shut up." The web browser finally loaded on screen showing a default home page. Typing an address into the browser Wendy took Tyler to the legal disclaimer page of The Sweet Kiss community site she had told him about earlier.

"I can't believe you're doing this." Tyler groaned.

"Well believe it Tyler, and welcome to The Sweet Kiss of Poképhelia community site." Wendy proudly said while she logged into her account.

"Oh now I get it, because Sweet Kiss is a Pokémon attack and something that two lovers share. That's actually kind of clever in a disturbing kind of way." Tyler hid behind nervous laughter, but Wendy had failed to notice.

"So if you become a member of the community, this is the main page." Wendy drew some lazy scribbles across the background image of the sight which had caught Tyler's eye. It was of a female Gardevoir and a human male sharing a very passionate kiss while a female Lopunny rested her head on the human's shoulder. She had a very noticeable lust-laced longing in her eyes as she and the Gardevoir both pleasured themselves with their paws and hands respectively.

"Oh for crying out loud." Tyler disgustedly shook his head and pinched the bridge of his nose beneath his complaint. "Is that really necessary?"

"Yeah, sorry about that. I should have warned you." Wendy said noticing the background image for herself. "The admin must have changed the background since the last time I was here. It used to be a bit tamer, just an Absol and a very cute redheaded girl kissing each other. I know that Lopunny and Gardevoir are very popular on this site, especially among men. And while I'll admit they're both high on my list too, this picture just isn't doing it for me… What do you think?" Wendy added after a moment of staring at the picture.

"Wait you want me to – Why are you asking me?" Tyler half yelled out of embarrassment.

"Well you're a guy, is this doing anything for you?" Wendy asked pointing back at the screen while looking at Tyler.

"Uh… I guess so?" Tyler awkwardly stammered through his words. "I mean every guy wants to have a threesome at some point in his life. And those two Pokémon look almost human with all the curviness in their bodies, even I can appreciate how nice they look… Maybe if they were holding each other's hands wrapped around the guy's dick and were slowly jerking him off, then yeah that'd be pretty hot. Or if they were lying on top of each other in a sixty-nine position giving each other oral while the guy takes one of them from behind, that often works for me."

"What if one of the girls was sucking the guy off and was getting fucked from behind by the other girl with a strap-on while strap-on girl made out with the guy above her?" Wendy suggested with a slight twinkle in her eye.

"Oh fuck yeah, that's my kind of Prism Tower!" Tyler yelled this time out of excitement and not embarrassment. "Or keep it in the same general position, let the guy fuck one of them while the one getting fucked is eating out the second chick, who is making out with the guy. That is perfection right there!" As he finished he noticed that Wendy was quietly laughing behind a hand on her mouth. "What's so funny?"

"You are." Wendy laughed more as Tyler raised a confused eyebrow. "For someone who was yelling about how he couldn't accept Poképhelia a few hours ago, you sure have a pretty perverted imagination."

"Wendy, I'm a guy who hasn't had a girlfriend for over a year and a guy who until recently lived in the desert where there was next to nothing to keep me entertained. I watched a lot more porn than I'd like to admit to." Tyler sheepishly confessed before continuing. "But what about you? Weren't you the one who was just complaining about how this image wasn't tender enough just a second ago?"

"What, I can't have romance in my sex? There's a difference between what that image represents and what goes on between my Pokémon and I. I treat Pulse, Tess and Yuri the same as I would an actual lover. This is just sex for the sake of sex; it's not the same as-"

"-love making, yeah I get your point and I completely agree with you." Tyler said finishing Wendy's sentence for her before he continued. "I just find it funny that you're arguing with me on whether or not this picture is hot when it clearly is."

"I'm not arguing with you on whether it's hot or not, I'm just trying to say that not all Poképhiles are into this just for the sex… wait a minute, did you just admit that picture was hot?"

"Yeah I did. That picture right there of the Gardevoir and the Lopunny with that guy is hot. There, I said it twice." Tyler stated triumphantly, but as the weight of what he said hit him he felt his face turn bright red for the umpteenth time over the past few days before Wendy and he both started laughing at the awkward moment.

"Well then Ty, if you're comfortable enough to admit that image was pretty stimulating, and if you're able to laugh at that after the fact, I think you're about ready for a tour of the Sweet Kiss site." Wendy smiled, patting the seat next to her. Tyler took her invitation and sat closer to her while Wendy began going over the various parts of the site, using the mouse to accent her talking points.

"So like I was saying earlier, this is the main page where you can see general news and the links to the other tabs on the site. This first link is to the site's image gallery, you can probably guess what you'll find if you click on that."

"Obviously it's full of pictures of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies." Tyler sarcastically rolled his eyes getting another giggle from Wendy.

"Then here you have a link to the forums and another link to the e-shop where you can buy toys, DVDs, and a whole lot of other fun stuff. Lastly here's the featured columns tab where regular writers like me can submit personal stories that deal with Poképhelia in some way. Each author has their own little niche that they typically write in. My articles tend to focus on more romantic relationships between trainer and Pokémon as lovers, but every once in a while I'll write a much more lust driven story."

"Do you get paid for your articles?"

"Technically no, but in exchange for the articles that I submit, I get my monthly subscription fee waved. Saves me about 2000 a month. Would you like to read an article I wrote?" Wendy asked having already clicked on the featured columns tab.

"Sure, sounds like fun." Tyler said leaning closer to the monitor as Wendy scrolled down, hunting for some of her work.

"Here we go." She said clicking on a piece titled An Electric Evening in Nimbasa City. "I got a feeling that you'll like this one a lot."

So Tyler put the laptop in front of him and began silently reading while Wendy peeked over his shoulder. The first thing Tyler noticed was Wendy's author's name "Pokérider". Asking Wendy about it, she told him that it was a pun on her last name, Riding, and the fact that she enjoyed riding Pulse. Rolling his eyes again, Tyler began the article. In this piece, Wendy detailed an experience she had in the Unova region staying in Nimbasa City. She took a brief moment to introduce some of the more focal landmarks around the town and her overall impressions of the city, before actually moving along to the main point of the article, which mentioned a black haired woman who Tyler thought must have been her guide. So far, Tyler was quite impressed with the quality of Wendy's writing. If he didn't know that this was being written for a site that was two clicks away from Poképhelia porn, or about to directly reference it at some point, he would have thought this section could be used as part of a vacation guide for the city.

Wendy's article continued along, getting into an interview style format with the woman who was now being referred to as The Shocking Seductress. Wendy asked her questions that ranged from completely benign and harmless to some that got really in depth and into the raunchiness that Tyler had expected earlier. Apparently this woman was a big fan of Electric type Pokémon and used their shocks to "amp up her sexual experiences". Tyler asked Wendy if she put that pun in deliberately, but was told the woman had said that herself. He shook his head in response, quietly wondering if all Poképhiles liked to make puns like Wendy and this woman did.

Wendy then began pressing the woman for an example and the she explained in more detail than Tyler found necessary an experience she'd recently had with her male Zebstrika. Whenever he was inside of his trainer, the Pokémon would regularly send small electric shocks down his "Lightningrod" which she absolutely loved. Tyler had to facepalm at yet another innuendo being used by this woman. Their interview wrapped up shortly after that cringe worthy gag, but one last item caught Tyler's attention. Amidst the closing remarks of the interview with the seductress, she said to Wendy that she was "always ready to see sparks fly at the gym."

"Hey Wendy, what did she mean by this line here?" Tyler asked pointing at the line in question.

"I knew that would catch your eye." Wendy half-smiled with an amused expression. "Don't tell anyone, but the woman I had the pleasure of chatting with that night is actually the Nimbasa City Gym Leader, Elesa.

"Elesa!" Tyler exclaimed before quickly covering up his mouth, remembering it was almost 1:30 in the morning. He didn't want to cause any more trouble given what had happened earlier today. "You mean that dynamite bodied supermodel from Unova?" Wendy nodded. "She's a Gym Leader!?"

"I thought you'd be more surprised that she's a Poképhile but yeah, she's a Gym Leader. I even have a few pictures of her and me from when we had our meeting. Judging by your reaction I bet you wouldn't mind seeing those would you?"

"You better believe I do!" Tyler said trying and failing to contain his excitement. Wendy smiled as she took back her laptop and began clicking away and opening a folder with a handful of images in it. Sure enough Wendy was standing next to the bombshell beauty with both of them wearing one of Elesa's staple outfits and both of them standing in a modeling pose on a catwalk.

Wendy stood on the left of the image in Elesa's "classic look" with an open yellow vest that showed off her midriff, being broken up by a pair of black cloth bands that covered her breasts and a small area above her belly button, the color of which matched a choker around her neck. The skin tight black pants she was wearing really showed off Wendy's lower figure better than Tyler had ever seen, and she looked fantastic in them. The outfit was finished with a pair of yellow stiletto high heels and a peculiar headband that covered Wendy's ears that looked like a pair of red and blue audio plugs were dangling off the side with cords that ran down to below her knees.

Elesa on the other hand was wearing her more modern look since she dyed her usual pixie cut hairstyle black and added two lengthy jagged bolt-like extensions to it. She wore a very poofy looking yellow jacket loosely over her shoulders and the rest of her fairly revealing outfit. To Tyler it looked like a two-piece swimsuit, but was connected by a white clasp over her belly button. The top of her outfit was mostly blue with a large yellow diamond pattern over her breasts. The shorts that made up the bottom shared the same color pattern as the top, being mostly blue with a sweeping yellow pattern that was thick on the outside and thinner towards the clasp. Topping off the outfit was another peculiar headband that this time had red and blue pointy needle like protrusions sticking from the top this time that matched her shoes and a pair of sleek red sunglasses.

"Don't I look good in that?" Wendy asked standing up and matching her pose in the picture and taking a few others as well. "Elesa even said she thought I could go pro as a model if I wanted to. She said I have a natural charm that would make me perfect for it."

"Yeah but I think she wore it better than you did." Tyler teased looking back and forth from the picture to Wendy.

"Jerk!" Wendy pouted, throwing a nearby pillow and hitting Tyler in the face.

"Ow! Oh come on I was kidding." Tyler yelled tossing the pillow back. "You look amazing. Seriously you look just as good as she does."

"That's more like it." Wendy chirped taking a seat next to Tyler again.

"So let me see if I got this right. Elesa is not only a supermodel; she's also a Gym Leader in the Unvoa region, and she's a Poképhile on top of that?"

"Actually a lot of Gym Leaders across the different regions are. In fact most of them actually make their own specialty DVDs that we sell on Sweet Kiss through the e-shop. My personal favorites are of Morty from the Johto region. He's a total hottie, and he uses Ghost type Pokémon which make for some eerie but highly erotic scenes. Elesa of course has her own line and they're some of the best selling on the site." Tyler's mind wandered as he imagined Elesa getting fucked by her beloved Zebstrika's Lightningrod in front of a watching set of cameras. He could see her body glistening with sweat and her face painted in lust as she blew a kiss at the camera filming her. It was a pretty electrifying scene in Tyler's head, although he had to kick himself for making that stupid pun.

"Supermodel, Gym Leader, and Porn star… Damn, maybe I should have gone to the Unova region instead of Sinnoh. Sounds like I could get up to a lot of mischievous fun over there." Tyler's response earned him another biff of the pillow before he took it and threw it across the room.

"By the way, in case you were wondering, I've had the pleasure of sleeping with Elesa." Wendy proudly stated as Tyler raised a quizzical eyebrow at her unsure if she was being serious or teasing him. "We had some time leftover after we finished our interview, and we both got in the mood as we were talking about it so we just went at it. She has very sensitive nipples by the way."

"I'll be sure to remember that if I ever challenge her to a battle." Tyler sarcastically narrowed his eyes looking at Wendy.

"And her Zebstrika's Lightningrod… Oh my God, that night was some of the best sex of my life. I mean he was huge, just completely filled me up inside, and then there were the little electric shocks. Mhmm, just thinking about that night is enough to turn me on something fierce." Wendy said closing her eyes and hugging herself tightly remembering the apparently amazing night she shared with Elesa while Tyler's own thoughts from earlier returned, only replacing the Gym Leader with Wendy. It was an equally exciting image, and a bulge in his pants became more excited the longer his thoughts continued.

"Hey Ty…" Wendy half whispered, opening her eyes again and breaking Tyler from his thoughts.

"W-what is it?"

"I got a secret I want to tell you, come closer." Tyler was hesitant to do so at first but Wendy made a come here gesture with her finger beckoning him to come. He caved in and leaned closer towards her as she smiled wryly. When he was close enough Wendy pulled him closer, stealing a kiss before he could react. Her lips were soft as she held him in place, quietly moaning while Tyler had been frozen in place. Technically speaking it wasn't Tyler's first kiss; that was with Amber. But this time was different, like a tiny magical glint passed through his being. Satisfied, Wendy backed off from Tyler, softly smiling at him while his face turned scarlet yet again.

"I swear if you keep doing things like that my face will permanently turn red." Tyler said looking away from Wendy's star eyed gaze.

"Maybe I want it to be." Wendy said throwing herself on top of him, pinning Tyler against the couch as she did. Her face was just inches away from his own, he could feel her breath on his face, warm and excited. Was this really happening? Tyler's heart raced in his chest as his eyes darted around nervously. He hadn't intended to, but in his fleeting glances, Tyler saw that Wendy's shirt had fallen off her chest enough for him to see down it. Maybe it was the lack of light in the room, but it looked to him that she wasn't wearing anything under her shirt which further added to the nervousness he was experiencing. Wendy just stared at him all this time, eyes half shut, licking her lip once in a highly suggestive manner. Ever so slowly her face inched closer to his, her hair obstructing his ability to see anything except her intense, sparkling, emerald green eyes. Her smile returned briefly as her nose touched Tyler's before their lips connected a second time.

Their hands had become interwoven, gently squeezing on each other as their bodies became closer. With her lying on his chest, Tyler could feel his and Wendy's heartbeats begin beating against each other's chests. A pale moonbeam shone through the window, bathing the two of them in a soft silvery light that danced with the rocking of the ship. It felt like his breath was being stolen from him as their kiss deepened. He was in heaven, with an angel at his lips, floating above the clouds as the troubles of the world melted away in Wendy's tender touch. Wendy finally sat up in Tyler's lap; he raised with her as the two of them left the serenity of their magical moment, staring deeply into each other's eyes, with their arms draped over each other's shoulders.

"Tyler?" Wendy softly breathed out his name.

"Yeah?" Tyler asked in the same airy way.

"Do you like me?" She asked with a somewhat worried look in her eyes. "I have something I want to ask you, but I won't if you say no." Tyler pulled Wendy into a hug, smiling as their heads rested on each other's shoulders.

"Of course I like you. Why wouldn't I?" Tyler whispered as he softly ran his hand through her hair.

"Well… you know. A lot of things happened today between us. I mean you walked in on Pulse and me, and we had a fight and then literally fought with our Pokémon. Not to mention I was a real jerk to you in that fight and I said a lot of mean spirited things that only got you madder at me.

"I thought I forgave you for that already."

"Well yeah but I wasn't sure if you really meant that or if you just-" Wendy was going to continue but Tyler interrupted her with a kiss of his own and holding the two of them in an embrace that stole both of their breaths away.

"I meant that too Wendy." Tyler said leaning back after their latest kiss. "And you said it yourself; you were just trying to get me to burn off my anger back then. But if you really want an answer to your question then fine. Yes Wendy, I do like you. Now I know we've only known each other for maybe a week, and I might be out of line saying what I'm about to but it's all true. I like your fun loving personality. I like how you've been able to make me laugh and smile with your jokes, even if they are mostly at my expense. I like how honest you've been with me about yourself. I really appreciate your helping me understand what happened today. And I really like how beautiful you look right now in the moonlight. You're the first friend I've made on my travels so far and I want our relationship to be a special one." Wendy looked back at Tyler with a smile on her face and a tear in her eye.

"You talk too much you know that. You could have just said yes." Wendy playfully teased while wiping that tear away. "Okay, since you just said you liked how honest I was about myself then here goes… I like you too Tyler. And our kiss just now among other things has got me a bit excited. I can also tell that Pulse here is getting just as excited as I am." She added pointing to her Pokémon with her thumb causing Tyler to look at him. He'd forgotten that the aura Pokémon's was still in the room as his piercing stare looked back at the two humans in the pale light. But that wasn't the only thing visible of his in the night, as his erect red member was poking through the blue fur of his lower abdomen and catching Tyler's attention.

"Holy crap, you weren't kidding!" Tyler gasped as he continued to stare at Pulse's impressive length. That's a lot bigger than I'd think a Pokémon's dick would be. How big is he? Like six, maybe six and a half inches?" Tyler made a mental note to add staring at a Pokémon's dick to his things he never expected to do in life list. Although, he also had a fleeting suspicion that there were going to soon be a lot more things added to that list pretty soon.

"That sounds about right." Wendy said as Pulse nodded his head.

"Damn, that means he's almost as big as I am."

"Oh believe me I can tell." Wendy said none too subtly grinding her hips on Tyler's lap. Only then did Tyler remember that he too had developed an erection of his own that wasn't exactly being hidden by the sweatpants he was wearing. "So here's my question, and Pulse wants to know to: Would you be willing to have sex with the two of us? We won't force you if you don't want to do it and I won't think any less of you for it if you decide against it. But if you do, we can definitely make it worth your while." As she spoke with a seductive purr in her voice, she also traced her finger across Tyler's body, running down Tyler's chest and stomach.

"So this is how far The Buneary Hole goes." Tyler thought to himself looking back and forth from Wendy to Pulse. Not even half a day ago he was completely unaware that Poképhelia was a thing, and yet here he was with an offer before him to dive headfirst through the door he'd already kicked open earlier. A series of voices argued in his head whether or not Tyler should go through with this, telling him a thousand different things at once and becoming a chaotic mess. But one voice rang clear amidst the chaos in his head, it was his father's. It came as a quite a surprise to Tyler considering that he believed what he was being offered to be illegal not long ago; but an old piece of fatherly advice had popped into his head and spoke to him.

"Son, life is a lot like a game of cards. Every player has to take the cards they've been dealt and run with it. But how we play those cards determines who walks away with all the chips." Sure it wasn't the most practical advice for the moment, but it was a quote that always resonated with Tyler, even if he wasn't a card player like his dad was. Those words always seemed to tell him to be open to new ways of playing the game that is life. And here before him was an entirely new game, so why not learn how to play?

"Well I can't exactly leave Pulse hanging with blue balls over there now can I?" Tyler joked motioning to the Lucario. "Get it, because his balls actually are blue."

"There might be hope for you yet." Wendy giggled as Pulse just rolled his eyes with a smile on his face.

A/N: And that makes number 9. It probably goes without saying based on how this chapter ends but you guys are finally getting a straight up lemon in the next chapter, no more of this pussyfooting around like I have been for the past few chapters... and seeing as how everyone is about to get rather busy I think I'll just take this as my cue to leave. This is DrPhill26 signing out and I hope to see you next time.