Bullet: Talk about getting the cold shoulder.

Tech: Each pseudo legendary all held their ground pretty well. And every one of them seems to be able to counter each other. But there was one clear winner.

Bullet: Yeah. Garchomp may have been one of the fastest here, but, considering it was facing 7 other Pokemon, chances were that winning was nearly impossible.

Tech: Considering the amount of contestants, it would be fair discuss them in the order that they met their fate. Starting with Metagross, it was clear that Metagross really didn't stand a chance. Given its level up moves, since we did not allow TMs, or Technical Moves, there was no real way Metagross could counter Tyranitar or some of the others. Its best bet would have been Kommo-o, considering the Psychic type against Fighting type, but Kommo-o had a sure fire way to boost its Attack and Speed, while Metagross could have used Agility, but Meteor Mash was only a chance for a stat increase.

Bullet: Now I know what you are asking. "Why couldn't Metagross use Agility to counter Kommo-o's Dragon Dance?! Blah blah blah!"

Tech: For that, let's look at their Speed stat. Kommo-o's base Speed is 85. Not that great, yeah. BUT! Metagross's Speed stat is 70. Even with the Dragon Dance VS Agility debate, Kommo-o still would have had the advantage because of their base Speed stats. And it being Steel type, didn't help against Salamence's Flamethrower. Obviously.

Bullet: Next to fall was Dragonite. And, to be honest, Dragonite wasn't very likely to win. Mainly because it is weak to all of the other pseudo legendaries, except Metagross. So all those meant that Dragonite wasn't living long. Plus, it did get pretty roughed up due to Salamence and Hydreigon both going for Dragonite. And with Kommo-o? Yeah. Garchomp was too quick. Sneak attacks are, as I know from experience from pranking Tech by putting bath bombs in his toilet everyday, pretty damn effective.

Tech: Wait. You, what?! You told me that our intern was doing it! Thanks to you, I now have to awkwardly give her the money I took from her paycheck because I thought she did it!

Bullet: Er... Moving right along! Salamence was one that was most likely to win. But its battle with the Kanto Dragon left it too weak to move, since it was still paralyzed.

Tech: Hydreigon took too much damage early on, and really didn't do much since it was trying to get hits in. But multiple factors meant, it was not going to end well for then pseudo legendary from the Unova region.

Bullet: Goodra? Well, Goodra tried. It just didn't stand a chance really. But at least it tried.

Tech: Then finally, Bullet explained why Garchomp lost already. But, I'll explain in further detail. You see, Garchomp may have been fast, but it took damage from all sides and all kinds of weaknesses. Quite frankly, I expected Garchomp to be one of the Pokemon to fall first, considering it got hit by an Earthquake, which does double the damage to opponents underground. But then I remembered, Pokemon is math! Yes, we all know the type tables, the number of moves, critical hit ratio, and all that. But! There is a roll for damage as well! To keep gameplay fun, there are high damage rolls and low damage rolls! So, in other words, Garchomp got lucky! But it still didn't save it from a powerful Ice Fang.

Bullet: Garchomp really tried to CLAW a victory. But the fight eventually DRAGON. And Tyranitar put this Sinnoh Pokemon, on ICE.

Tech: The winner. Is Tyranitar.

(An image of Tyranitar is on screen, then closes with the Death Match logo before coming back with the Next Time screen.)

NEXT TIME OF DEATH MATCH!

One of my most laziest battles...

(A blue blur rushes by.)

Will get...

(A rainbow blur then rushes by in the opposite direction.)

REMASTERED!

A male voice: Sonic's the name! Speed's my game!

NOW WITH ACTUAL RESEARCH!

A female voice: It needs to be 20% cooler.

SONIC THE HEDGEHOG VS RAINBOW DASH REMASTERED!