Chapter 4: Food Fight Fiasco
Meanwhile the cafeteria everyone else was enjoying a lunch. Logan looking at the menu was surprised by what he saw. "Hey guys look jelly hearts for Valentine's Day!" he exclaimed. Before adding one to his plate. Several of the ponies looked at him. "Holy cow ponies! Of course I wash my hoofs were do you think they have been?" he asked before he sat down with another pony. The Pony was Half note. As they ate, Eddie and Atriums came forward. "Happy Valentines day Eddie and to you to as well Atriums," said Half Note. While Atriums returned the smile, Eddie who was still mad about the disaster in the art room growled. "POPY COOK!" he yelled. He then took a big bite out of his sandwich. While this was going on, Logen had been working up the courage to give Half Note a card. "So Half Note I made you a Valentines day card." Logan said as he shyly handed it to her. At this Half Note returned the gesture with another card. "Thanks Logan I made you one to as well." Logan blush as hr excepted the card. Then they descended into mindless banter until Eddie had enough.
"ARE YOU ALL BLIND TO WHATS GOING ON?!" he yelled startling the two. "Teddy and Sweetheart have been hit by Lust Cupids. Beware less you two be next." he warned. He then handed them two googles that were yellow tinted. "Take theses, the all seeing googles. The lens have been covered with lime juice, in order to see what can not be seen." he said as Atriums and him departed. Both ponies were a little shocked at the way the two were acting. "Right," said Logan before putting his pair into his bag.
At that moment the Broins entered from the right entrance of the cafeteria, while the Ponies entered from the left. Both groups squared off at one another. Ace glared at them. "Well, well, well. If isn't the friends of the bro stealer!" said Ace. Melody glared at him and got right in his face. "Wheres are Sweetheart?!" she demanded. At this Ace Shouted right back at her. "Wheres are Teddy?!" he yelled back. At this Melody grabbed Ace and shock him. "I'll give you three seconds to tell us where she's at!" she warned as the music loving pony cocked back her hoof. "1,2.." she said. While every pony watched. Before she could reach 3, Ace pulled a cheep shot. "Hey it's that a Chainlink magazine over there?" he said as he pointed to behind Melody. At this she dropped the athletic pony to ground in her excitement. "Where?" she asked giddy with love for her crush. Ace smirked at he grabbed a lutes and cheese sandwich. Then with a might heave he tossed it. "SPLAT!" it smashed into Melody, sending her face first into the ground. "Nice Shot," commented Bobbon. Ace raised his huff and pointed at them. "Tell your stupid friend to say away from are bro!" he warned. At this Starlight garbed two hot dogs. "Tell your stupid bro, to stay way from our friend!" "Oofff!" said Ace as the hotdogs entered his eyes. "Oh look girls," called Starlight "Wiener eyes!" she finished. "Wiener, good one finished," said Bonbon. Then Dandy took action. "Stand back you matrons of making out!" he yelled. As he waved some moldy bread at them. Which cause them to blanche and back up a bit. He turned to the bronies. "Girls hate mold guys," he informed them. Unfortunately with his back turned to them, Bright eyes took the chance to beam him with a grapefruit! "OOWWW!" he cried as he fell to the ground. The Ponies took the chance to over turn a table and then started to pelt the the bronies with food.
"FOOD FIGHT!" called Logan as the food flew. The Bronies gave as good as they got, but they were taking heavy fire from the girls until Spinner and Lancer grabbed a table and used it as a barricade. "GET THEM GUYS!" Called Ace. Then he noticed something coming his way. " Ah Oh!" he cried and ducked. A large cheese chunk smashed into Spinner's face. Causing him to go down. From the girls side, the girls continued to pelt the boys, suddenly Melody was taken out by apple sauce. The girls glared at the boys. While the food flew, Eddie and Atriums knew this was not going to end well. Thinking fast they sat the recycle bin and jumped into it. The reason why they did not hit the trash bin was, do to the fact they did not want to be sitting in old gross decomposing food.
Then two groups charged. "EVERY BRONIE FOR THEMSELVES!" Yelled Dandy! The two tables collided with an almighty, BANG! They tried to push each other back. Then from some source of strength Patch smashed her hoofs through the other side of the table and pulled Ace to other side and started to throttle him. Lancer and others tried to think of what do do next. When Starlight grabbed him and tried to pull him over, Lancer thinking fast did a wrestling move that could only be described as a reverse back throw. Sending her into the ground. Meanwhile Dandy pulled Bonbon hair causing her her to yell in pain. While Patch had Spiner in a headlock giving him a noogie. "UNCLE! UNCLE!" he yelled. While Clover dumped a soup all over Buddy. While this was going on, the kids in the cafeteria urged them on or yelled for them to stop.
Then a new voice called out to them. "Greetings everyone. Our Valinte's has come true hasn't your?" said Teddy as he looked at Sweetheart.
Suddenly they grabbed by their tails and pulled apart. "GET A GRIP ROMEO! YOU HAVE BEEN ACTIN WRIED ALL DAY!" Yelled Ace as he shook Teddy.
"For get him Sweetheart!" said Melody as she and the others dragged Sweetheart away. "TEDDYBEAR!" called out Sweetheart.
"Sweetiepie!" yelled Teddy.
"Teddybear! she yelled as she tried to to reach Teddy. Only to be tackled by Starlight. "He is trouble with a capital T Sweetheart!" Said Starlight as he pined her to the ground.
"Sweetiepie!" said Teddy as he tried to get to his crush. "NO TEDDY!" said Spinner as he talked him to the ground. "Get off of me!" Yelled Ace
As the two lover s tried to reach each other, the two lust cupids watched from above. "They are ruining are plans!" said the male.
"We must salvage this situation!" said the female as she drew her arrows.
From inside the recycle bin. Artemis and Eddie heard the sound of seemed to be hail on a steel roof. Peeking outside they saw the ponies acting crazy.
"Happy Valentines day, Buddy." said Patch.
"Your so righteous Patch." Said Buddy
"For you my dancing flower." said Dandy as he offered Clover flowers.
"What a hero." said Clover as she pulled him into a hug.
"May I have this dance, super plum?" said Spinner
"Where have you been all my life?" said Ace as he looked into Starlight.
"Will you be my knight?" Lancer as he kneeled before Brighteyes. Birghteyes tackled him to the ground in response.
"ENOUGH OF THIS!" yelled Eddie as he through the bin off of him. Atriums did the same. Then she realized something. "We don't have are goggles." "Then we have no choice. We must use the lemons." said Eddie as grabbed two lemons. "Oh No! Not the lemons!" said Atriums. "We have no choice!" said Eddie as he put them close to his eyes. Artemis did like wise. They both crushed the lemons and squirted the juice into their eyes. As their eyes turned red they gazed up at the ceiling to see the two culprits. "PEEK A BOO! WE SEE YOU!" Said Eddie evilly.
Summoning their keyblades they challenged the little monsters.
"Begone cursed underlings of Asmodeus!" Yelled Eddie as he brandished Pumpkinhead. "Go back the second circle where you belong!" yelled Atriums as she drew Pixie Petal.
"Opps we missed two my dear." said the male as drew back his bow. The female did like wise. "GIVE US YOUR BEST SHOT!" shouted Atriums. "A hail of arrows were launched at them. They blocked each and everyone of them. with easy. "That was amusing!" said Eddie. "Take this and this!" shot both Keyblade knights as they swong their weapons at them forcing them to doge. "QUICK UP HERE! FAR THEIR SWINGS!" Said the Female as they both flew to higher ground. "Safe and sound at last." said the male. "OH YEAH!" Said Eddie.
"THUNDER! LIGHTING STREAM!" said Eddie and Atriums in unison. The lighting magic struck them simtiisansly. "OW that stings!" said the male. Grabing the smoking cupids by their wings he took them to a window. Setting them on the window he turned to his partner. "Would you care do the honors." "With pleasure." Swing her keyblade like a bat. "AND STAY OUT!" She said as she sent them flying.
Grabbing and filling two buckets of water they turned to the victims. Logan and Half Note looked at the humans. "You two come here often?" Asked Logan. "Want to go out on a date handsome?" asked Half Note. Suddenly both were splashed with water. "Enough already!" said Atriums. "Rise and shine!" yelled Eddie. He then splashed Lancer and Bright Eyes. "WHO, WHAT, WHERE!" said Lancer as he tried to come to his senses. He noticed her was holding hoofs with Bright Eyes. "WOW!" he asked in surprise. Patch and Buddy were doing a Lady and Tramp parity. Only to be splashed to recover their wits. Dandy and Clover where doing a gondola theme only to be splashed back to reality. Bon Bon and Spinner were kissing. Only to be splashed. While Atriums broke the trance on the others. Eddie went over Sweetheart and Teddy who were about to kiss. "You may be destined for one another, but your poisoned lust makes me sick!" he finished before he splashed them.
Coming to reality Teddy found himself holding hands with Sweetheart. "Sweatheart pardon me but, I think I belong over there." he said before heading to his group. Sweetheart headed to hers. At this Eddie and Atriums addressed them. "Every thing in your lives have restored to normal. Thank you." With that they left. As the bell rang the ponies left. Lancer addressed Logan. "They sure acted weird today." he stated.