(Title Card: Candlehead is looking at a slice of pizza and crying. "Silly Songs with Candlehead" is written above.)

ANNOUNCER: And now it's time for Silly Songs with Candlehead; the part of the game where Candlehead comes out and sings…a silly song.

(Candlehead is pacing around her house as she monologues)

CANDLEHEAD: Got the munchies on that fateful night, around eight o' clock, so I phoned in a pizza for delivery. But I had a feeling that something wasn't right, because I waited for hours, and…

*sob* no pizza…

(Music starts)

I set the table with a paper plate

How would I know that it'd be late?

It's taken so long, where could it be?

Had a thirty-minute guarantee…

(Spotlight shines on her)

Pizza Angel, please come to me

Tomato sauce and cheese, so gooey

Pizza Angel, I'm on my knees

You're my number one pie from TMNT

Did it get lost, did they just forget?

Should I have ordered on the Internet?

Ready for dinner, now I'm not so sure

I think my soda's room temperature

(As the spotlight shines again, three gummy bears in angel costumes are lowered down, floating on slices of pizza)

Pizza Angel, please come to me

GUMMY BEARS: Come to me…

CANDLEHEAD: Tomato sauce and cheese, so gooey

Pizza Angel, I'm on my knees

GUMMY BEARS: On my knees…

CANDLEHEAD: And substitute Swedish fish for anchovies

I was concerned for my delivery

Eight little slices of Heaven for me

(Camera zooms in on a photo of Candlehead smiling while eating a slice of pizza)

Can't stop thinking it'll make me smile

When I taste my first Chicago-style

Going crazy while I pace the floor

Then my heart skipped when I heard the door

(As Candlehead walks towards her front door, she notices the flower on her coffee table is drooping, so she straightens it before heading back to the door, only for the flower to droop once more. Before she opens it, the background shifts to her jumping through the sky of cotton candy clouds.)

CANDLEHEAD: I opened the door in expectation…

(Michelangelo stands in the doorway dressed in a pizza delivery outfit, looking sheepishly at the camera)

But it was the saddest sight I ever saw. I could still smell the sweet aroma of deep-dish goodness, but the box…

(Michelangelo opens the box)

…was empty.

(A tear rolls down Candlehead's cheek)

MICHELANGELO: Your house number was broken, so I couldn't find ya. (Her address is 16 Cakewalk Lane, but a bite had been taken out of it, making the 16 look like a 10.) I was getting kinda hungry so I *giggle* ate your pizza. So-sorry about that, dude. You don't need to tip me or anything.

(As Candlehead holds the empty box in her hands, the music swells up again, and the gummy bears return.)

CANDLEHEAD: Pizza Angel, please come to me

Tomato sauce and cheese, so gooey

Pizza Angel, I'm on my knees

You'll live forever in my memory

Pizza Angel, please come to me

Tomato sauce and cheese, so gooey

Pizza Angel, I'm on my knees

(Standing on a giant pizza box)

I will miss you for eternity

(Candlehead walks back to the title card)

CANDLEHEAD: I'll never forget you, Pizza Angel