Science Fiction/Double Feature - Richard O'Brien

Michael Rennie was ill the day the earth stood still

But he told us where we stand

And Flash Gordon was there in silver underwear

Claude Raines was the invisible man

Then something went wrong for Fay Wray and King Kong

They got caught in a celluloid jam

Then at a deadly pace it came from outer space

And this is how the message ran

Science fiction

Double feature

Dr. X will build a creature

See androids fighting Brad and Janet

Ann Francis stars in Forbidden Planet

Oh-oh at the late night, double feature, picture show.

I knew Leo G. Carroll was over a barrel

When Tarantula took to the hills

And I really got hot when I saw Janet Scott

Fight a Triffid that spits poison and kills

Dana Andrews said prunes gave him the runes

And passing them used lots of skills

But when worlds collide, said George Pal to his bride

I'm gonna give you some terrible thrills, like a

Science fiction

Double feature

Dr. X will build a creature

See androids fighting Brad and Janet

Ann Francis stars in Forbidden Planet

Oh-oh at the late night, double feature, picture show.

I wanna go, oh-oh, to the late night double feature picture show.

By R.K.O., oh-oh, at the late night double feature picture show.

In the back row at the late night double feature picture show.

Join the Criminologist as he explores the story of a Hero, Heroine and one wild Scientist with his Creation, Handyman, Domestic, and Groupie. Did I forget to mention a Rival Scientist and the Ex-Delivery Boy are involved?

Ah, it's okay to be confused. It's all just one big shit show! Don't worry, you'll be caught up soon!

So sit back, relax, and get ready to give yourself over to absolute pleasure.

Brad Majors - Lincoln

Janet Weiss - Ronnie Anne

Frank N Furter - Loni

Eddie - Luke

Rocky Horror - Loki

Dr. Scott - Clyde

Riff Raff - Levi

Magenta - Linka

Columbia - Lucy