Sasuke stood there, no freaking idea how to get his wings to spread like that. Madara's were so much wider than how he'd tried to spread them last time, more open.

Izuna blinked at him. "Are you gonna spread your wings?"

Naruto cleared his throat. "The teme doesn't know how. We all got these things like, four hours ago at most."

Izuna blinked a couple of times. Madara sighed, folding his wings. "Izuna, they got caught in one of the jutsu from those scrolls we were trying to summon. That's why they appeared instead of the scrolls."

"Actually," Naruto began, "We got hit with two jutsu. A mythical transformation one, and a chakra switch one."

Izuna frowned. "Well, I have two pieces of information for you. One good, one semi-bad, depending on how you look at it. Maybe wake up cherry blossom hair over there first."

"Her name is Sakura," Naruto informed the Uchiha, poking Sakura's shoulder. "Sakura-chan, wake up!"

Sakura opened her eyes slowly. She spotted Naruto first, then an Uchiha who looked a surprising amount like Sasuke, wings and all, then Sasuke, who was standing there, looking mildly confused, then a third Uchiha with wings that looked like they were on fire and spiky black hair that went down past his hips. She blinked, then blinked again, really, really, really hoping that wasn't Madara Uchiha. She didn't think Sasuke or Naruto had recognized him, and one glance at Kakashi-sensei told her he didn't give a kunai, so it was probably safe. Then she noticed the silvery hair of the Second Hokage, and nearly jumped out of her skin at the long, thin, whip-like dog tail waving slowly behind him, and the pricked ears on his head, nearly disappearing into his hair.

"Now I can tell you! Semi-bad news or good news first?" The unknown Uchiha asked, clapping his hands together.

"Semi-bad," Sasuke said, dark eyes hardening. Sakura sighed happily internally. He was so handsome.

Naruto cocked his head at Izuna. "I agree with the Teme."

"Dobe," Sasuke immediately snapped back.

"Boys," Tobirama interrupted. "You're being rude."

Izuna sweatdropped. "Riiiiight, well, the semi-bad news is that the mythical transformation jutsu is permanent. It made a permanent change to your DNA and cannot be reversed. The good news, the chakra switch jutsu is very temporary and should reverse in another few minutes or so. It's meant as a sort of diversionary tactic, meant to throw off your opponent. Useful in the case of a pursuit, but unless you're an Uzumaki or a Senju with massive reserves, it's massively chakra exhausting."

"You mean we're stuck like this?" Sakura screeched, causing all those present to flinch away, either covering their ears in the case of the Uchiha or flattening their ears against their head in the case of the others.

Tobirama blinked, then shook his head to clear his ears. "Young lady, if you continue to screech like that, I will personally wash your mouth out with soap. You may be deaf as a rooster, but we are not."

Sakura opened her mouth to protest, but Tobirama glared at her and leaked killing intent. She shut her mouth real quick after that.

"Hey, guys!" Hashirama shouted a dopey grin on his face, his tail wagging a mile a minute. "I brought Mito!"

The pretty red-headed woman behind him sighed and smiled affectionately at Hashirama. Nine tails the color of her hair, but tipped with white, moved in mesmerizing patterns behind her. She turned to Naruto, who was staring at her with an open mouth. "Hello kit."

Naruto snapped out of his trance to protest he wasn't a kit, he was a ninja!

"Hashirama dear, you don't mind me borrowing the kit here?" Mito Uzumaki asked, smiling at the First Hokage.

Said Hokage grinned and nodded enthusiastically.

Mito sighed, and shook her head. "Come along kit. We can see what you need to learn."

Naruto didn't even bother protesting, just glanced at Kakashi, who nodded, and followed Mito.

Hashirama bounded up to Sasuke, inspecting his arm. His hand lit up green, and he waved it over his bandaged arm, healing it quickly. Sasuke blinked as his arm suddenly felt a lot better. Hashirama then bounded (there was no other way to describe all his running around) over to Kakashi, grinning. "Come! We can help you with your taijutsu!"

Tobirama sighed and shoved his brother out of the way, offering Kakashi a hand. "What my brother is asking, is if you would like help adjusting your taijutsu to accommodate the tail."

Kakashi graciously accepted the hand, and stood up, following the Senju brothers off somewhere.

Madara looked at Sakura with a very irritated look on his face, before gesturing to Sasuke and Sakura. "Sasuke, we'll get to work on you. Cherry blossom, I'm sure we can find a ninja with cat genes if we look hard enough. I doubt Hyuuga would be willing to work with you, so it'll be a jounin or chuunin."

Izuna grinned and followed his brother, Sasuke, and Sakura following hesitantly.

They found a chuunin to fob Sakura off on pretty quickly, one who didn't look too impressed with Sakura's fangirling. And who looked rather sadistic.

They found an empty training ground with a few trees.

"Alright, first things first, try meditating and feeling out all the new muscles you have in your wings to make them move," Izuna told him.

Sasuke almost groaned but remembered who was teaching him and decided against it. They were two of the most powerful Uchiha, he told himself. He could handle it. So, he sat down, breathing deeply and trying to get his new wings to cooperate.

The first thing Mito did when they reached what was probably her house, was rummage around, find him an orange t-shirt with his normal red swirl, and some grey pants, hand them to him, make him change, then burned his jumpsuit right in front of him. She then proceeded to instruct him on Uzumaki tradition, taijutsu, and some sealing. Naruto listened, still in shock from the burning of his beloved jumpsuit.

Sakura had a nice long chat with the Chuunin, who also happened to be a female, about how fangirls were a disgrace. Also how men were much more likely to go out with a strong female who could actually help them, not a useless fangirl who screeched louder than a rooster. After, the Chuunin was actually able to get some taijutsu stances into her, and get her started on some laps around the village.

Kakashi worked with the two Hokage brothers to adjust his taijutsu kata to accommodate his tail. They also gave him a rundown on his enhanced senses.

(A/N) Yeah, I didn't really wanna bother with the training stuff, wasn't interesting anyway. Aside from Madara pulling out a rant about how the Uzumaki and Senju's Talk no Jutsu is a menace and should be avoided at any cost. Even if it meant putting up with staying in the village indefinitely.