(Sorry this one took so long. I've been having computer issues and it took me forever to figure out how to get this uploaded. Thank you for your patience, and enjoy!)
(Title Card: Candlehead is wearing a baseball cap and playing with a ball)
NARRATOR: And now it's time for "Silly Songs with Candlehead;" the part of the game where Candlehead comes out and sings a silly song.
(Scene fades to Candlehead standing next to a gate, which the ball is on the opposite side of)
There once was a girl who lived in a house
And the house sat under a tree
By the tree ran a fence that stretched far and wide
Round the gated community
CANDLEHEAD: Can I have my ball? Can you get my ball?
I kicked it into the tree
And my ball bounced up, and my ball dropped in
To the gated community
(Felix and Nicelanders Gene and Don jump out from behind a fountain)
FELIX, GENE, AND DON: Oh, the gated community is where we like to be
Everything's so lovely, oh, our hearts are filled with glee
And when you come to visit, you can stand outside and see
What a lovely bunch we are in our gated unity
CANDLEHEAD: Um...
Can I have my ball? Can you get my ball?
I kicked it into the tree
And my ball bounced up, and my ball dropped in
To the gated community
FELIX, GENE, AND DON: Oh, the gated community is where we like to be
Our clothes are never dirty and our lawns are always green
And when you come to visit you can stand outside and see
What a tidy bunch we are in our gated unity
The gated community, we think you will agree
Is pleasantly devoid of unsightly stray debris
(Ralph pops up from behind a trash can)
RALPH: Free, free of debris
FELIX, GENE, AND DON: The gated community is where we like to be
Our smiles are wide when we're inside our comfy custody
And when you come to visit you can stand outside and see
What a smiley bunch we are in our gated unity
CANDLEHEAD: Can I have my ball? Can you get my ball?
I kicked it into the tree
And my ball bounced up, and my ball dropped in
FELIX, GENE, AND DON: (At the same time as Candlehead) The gated community is where we like to be
Our lives are made perfect by a hefty entrance fee
And when you come to visit you can stand outside and see
CANDLEHEAD: To the gated commun-
FELIX, GENE, AND DON: What a lovely bunch we are...
CANDLEHEAD: To the gated commun-
FELIX, GENE, AND DON: What a happy bunch we are in our gated unity
CANDLEHEAD: To the gated community!
(Candlehead walks across the title card screen, dejected. Offscreen, we hear, "Hey look, a ball!" The ball then bounces off of Candlehead's back)
NARRATOR: This has been "Silly Songs with Candlehead." Tune in next time to hear Candlehead say...
CANDLEHEAD: Thank you. (walks off with her ball)