(Title Card: Peter Pepper is shown holding a tray of food. "A Sugar Rush Christmas Party" is written beside him.)
NARRATOR: And now it's time for a Sugar Rush Christmas party; the part of the game where we join our favorite racers at their annual Christmas party. Well into an evening of caroling and fun, the caterer has yet to arrive and the guests are quite hungry.
GLOYD: Man, I'm starving!
SWIZZLE: I'm so hungry, I could eat a reindeer.
GLOYD: Oh yeah? Well, I could eat twelve reindeer, and a sled!
RANCIS: Hey, Vanellope, ya got any Ritz Bitz?
VANELLOPE: I'm sorry, Rancis. Not yet. The food's not here yet.
CANDLEHEAD: (As Peter Pepper enters behind her) Hey look, everybody! It's Peter Pepper with the food!
(Everyone cheers)
PETER: (with a Polish accent) Hello, everyone! I hope you're hungry.
VANELLOPE: Thank goodness you're here, Peter. What took you so long.
PETER: The PAC-MAN wedding. Those people eat like you wouldn't believe.
GLOYD AND SWIZZLE: We believe!
VANELLOPE: Well, what did ya bring us?
PETER: What I bring you? What I bring you? I tell you what I bring you!
The first Polish Christmas dish I bring to the party
A boiled potato topped with dillweed
(Swizzle takes the potato)
The second Polish Christmas dish I bring to the party
Two steamed pierogis
GLOYD: Uh, what's a pierogi?
PETER: It's a dough wrapped around meat.
GLOYD: Oh.
And a boiled potato topped with dillweed
The third Polish Christmas dish I bring to the party
Three simmered gotabkis
CANDLEHEAD: What's a gotabki?
PETER: It's cabbage, wrapped around meat.
CANDLEHEAD: Oh.
Two steamed pierogis
And a boiled potato topped with dillweed
The fourth Polish Christmas dish I bring to the party
Four baked paprikas
CRUMBELINA: Now, what is a paprika?
PETER: It's a bell pepper, stuffed with meat.
CRUMBELINA: I see.
Three simmered gotabkis
Two steamed pierogis
And a boiled potato topped with dillweed
(Gloyd hiccups)
The fifth Polish Christmas dish I bring to the party
Five smoked kielbasas
RANCIS: What's a kielbasa?
PETER: It's pretty much just meat.
RANCIS: Oh.
Four baked paprikas
Three simmered gotabkis
Two steamed pierogis
And a boiled potato topped with dillweed
The sixth Polish Christmas dish I bring to the party
Six fried chruscikis
VANELLOPE: Let me guess...something in the meat family?
PETER: Actually, it's a delightful pastry with a thin flaky crust.
ALL: Ooh.
Five smoked kielbasas
Four baked paprikas
Three simmered gotabkis
Two steamed pierogis
And a boiled potato topped with dillweed
VANELLOPE: Woah, Peter, I'm getting kinda full.
The seventh Polish Christmas dish I bring to the party
Seven pitted prunes
TAFFYTA: I don't like prunes.
PETER: With this food, you'll need 'em, kid.
CRUMBELINA: Oh, is that right.
Six fried chruscikis
Five smoked kielbasas
Four baked paprikas
Three simmered gotabkis
Two steamed pierogis
And a boiled potato topped with dillweed
RANCIS: I'm gonna bust!
The eighth Polish Christmas dish I bring to the party
Eight poppyseed cakes
CANDLEHEAD: Poppies! Poppies! Poppies!
(Everyone starts to appear sleepy as they eat them)
RANCIS: There's no place like home.
Seven pitted prunes
Six fried chruscikis
Five smoked kielbasas
Four baked paprikas
Three simmered gotabkis
Two steamed pierogis
And a boiled potato topped with dillweed
(The racers all collapse, full)
NARRATOR: This has been "The Sugar Rush Christmas Party." Tune in next time to hear Peter say...
PETER: Anybody wanna lick the spoon?
(Everyone is heard groaning in refusal)
Happy holidays, everyone!