- Total Drama Stardom Episode 1: Is this Camp Wawanakwa?-
Chris: Don't change that channel, you're watching the new season of Total Drama Stardom! We've got 18 teens to sign theirselves up to compete in dangerous challenges and the risk of them being voted off. These teens will compete in challenges from the past competing for invincbility and going to the finale to win 1 Million Dollars. Speaking off our cast here they come now.
- Boat pulls up with original contestants on it -
- The boat drives past -
Chris: Ha ha, got you again didn't I? Here they come now!
-Boat pulls up-
Chris: Meet Jack.
Jack: You better quit now before you get seriously injured.
Chris: Alice
Alice: Yeah Sure "Toughy"
Chris: Charlie and Bradley.
Charlie: I can't believe I'm on Total Drama, I've watched this show since the start.
Bradley: I know right!
Chris: Donnovan
- Donnovan pushes them out of the way-
Donnovan: Hi losers.
Chris: Jess.
Jess: Oh my god Chris I love you!
Chris: Sarah.
Sarah: Hi everyone.
Chris: Ethan
-Ethans asleep-
-Sarah elbows him waking him up and he falls on the floor-
Ethan: Oh hey guys.
Chris: Jennifer.
Jennifer: Hi cuties! Jenny here at Total Drama!
Chris: Ashley
Ashley: Hey y'al-
Jennifer: Give me back my camera!
-Jennifer and Ashley start fighting-
Chris: Tim
Tim: Whatever
Chris: Leah and Lisa.
Leah: Hey everyone! I can't believe I'm here, can you believe it?
Lisa: Uhh.. No?
Chris: Danny and Harry.
Danny: Hi there.
Chris: Sienna.
Sienna: Hi guys.
Chris: Samantha.
-Samantha waves-
Chris: And Lucas.
Lucas: Hey guys, I'm so phsyced to be here!
-Lucas falls off the boat-
Lucas: Wait. Wait! Wait for me!
Chris: This is going to be our most dificult and exciting season yet!
Sienna: Chris, aren't you going to ge-
Chris: Tune in for some more Total, Dram, Stardom!
Chris: Come down and meet me at the cabins in 5 minutes.
- 5 minutes later-
Chris: These are your cabins where you'll be staaying for your time on Total Drama. Boys on one side girls on the other.
Charlie: Don't we get the nice house again like last season?
Chris: Nope, cost too much for me and my mansion further in the island. Couldn't do that to myself, don't you know that a face like this needs beauty sleep?
Chris: Anyways, follow me down to the campfire pit to know what teams your on.
-Campfire pit-
Chris: Heads up for the rest of the competition, you'll be competing in challenges from the seasons from the past so hope you know what challenges I'm on about.
Chris: On team 1 it's: Alice, Ethan, Jennifer, Sienna, Lucas, Sarah, Lisa, Jack and Tim. You're on team 1 and this season you get to choose your own team name!
-Team Whispers-
Sarah: We've chosen Team Alpha.
Chris: Team Alpha it is.
Ethan: Woo
Chris: Now on team 2 it's: Harry, Danny, Donnovan, Charlie, Bradley, Jess, Leah, Ashley and Samantha. You can now start deciding your team name.
Leah: We've chosen Team Rangers.
Chris: Rangers it is.
Chris: You'll be on camera 24/7 in every area you go in your time on Total Drama Iland, You can also go into the conffesional to make your own video diary as seen in past seasons. Tell the audience back home what your thinking and get something off your chest.
- Conffesional -
Sienna: My first conffesional, I can't believe it! *Takes a smell* Smells of crap and looks like crap.
- End -
Chris: Go setup in your cabin and meet me back up at the cafeteria.
-Cuts to cafeteria-
Chef: Welcome to hell, I serve food and you eat it. You don't like the food, well tough you're not getting anything else.
Jess: Is the food better this time?
Chef: Excuse me?! *Throws food at her*
Jack: Someone got up on the wrong side of the bed.
Chef: *Throws food at his face*
-Lucas gulps-
Lisa: Will we get all the food groups?
Chef: I will say it one more time. GRAB YOUR FOOD AND SIT DOWN NOW!
Harry: But-
Chef: I said NOW!
Chef: You, big loud and proud. Give me yo plate.
-Donnovan puts his plate down-
Donnovan: Is that food moving?
*Chef throws the peice of food*
Donnovan: Ok then...
Chris: Hope your getting used to cheffy over here.
- Chef glare at chris-
Chris: Meet me ontop of the big mountain in 5 minutes.
Jennifer: No, is it the first challenge from season 1. I have a phobia of heights I can't do that.
Alice: I think you are, I am not losing this challenge because daddy's girl got a fear of heights.
Jennifer: Jeez take a pill and chill.
Alice: Whatever.
-Cuts to ontop of the mountain-
Chris: Your challenge today is to do the first challenge from season 1, but with a twist. You and your teamates will jump down into the area not covered with sharks and our old buddy Fang.
You will then race towards the cabins in the middle of the island, first team there wins immunity and last team to arrive will be sending someone home tonight.
Chris: It's team alpha up first.
Sarah: Who's going first?
-Tim walks off the mountain-
Sienna: What the -
-Conffesional-
Lisa: Seriously, what was that. Just walking off a mountain without being scared on anything.
-End-
Chris: Looks like he hit the circle, he will now race towards the cabin.
Chris: Team Rangers still hasn't sent someone down giving Team alpha a huge lead.
-Donnovana pushes Harry off-
Harry: AHHHHHHH!
Lucas: My turn now - Jumps off-
Charlie: Me next!
-Lucas lands into Fangs mouth-
Charlie: Ha ha, sucker.
-Lucas quickly swims to the shore-
-Sarah and Jess Jump off-
Chris: Looks like the teams are back in a tie.
-cuts to a compilation of campers jumping off untill only 2 more campers are left-
Chris: Samantha and Ethan left to jump, who will win the challenge?
Samantha: *Pushes Ethan* Ha ha, loser!
-Ethan Chases after her while jumping off-
Chris: Samantha and Ethan are in a footrace trying to get to the cabin first.
Samantha: Get away from me nerd. *Samantha trips Ethan up*
Ethan: Chris, can't you do something about that?
-Samantha runs into a tree-
Ethan: Ha ha loser!
Chris: Looks like Ethan has won it for the Alpha Team.
Ethan: Wooo!
-Conffesional-
Samantha: Ididn't lose to that couch potato, I just didn't have the right equipment-
-Team alpha cheers Ethan-
Chris: Rangers, look like your voting someone off tonight.
-Leah pulls Jess aside-
Leah: You know what would be really funny? If you called Donnovan a £&*%.
Jess: Why?
Leah: It would make all of us laugh, do it. It would be so cool. Bestie.
-Conffesional-
Leah: I'm not gonna act like the sweet old girl for the whole season. I am determined to win and I will do whatever I can to get further. Calling Jess my bestie was cringe but I had to.
-Ends-
-Cuts to Donnovan and Jess-
Jess; Donnovan your such a £&*%..
Donnovan: What the hell moron, what was that for?
Jess: Uh. Leah told me t-
Donnovan: Oh did she now? SAnd if she told you to jump off a cliff would you do it?
Jess: No I wo-
Donnovan: Use your brain before insulting me, pack your bags because your leaving today.
Jess: But. Ugh.
-Cuts to Elimination Cermony-
Chris: Your first elimination ceremony Rangers. You've all made your votes, there's only 8 marshmellows on this plate. If I call your name, stand up and come get your marshmellow.
Chris: Charlie.
Charlie: Wooo!
Chris: Lisa.
Chris: Harry
Harry: Yay
Chirs: Danny
Chris: Ashley
Chris: Bradley
Chris: Samantha
Chris: Donnovan
Chris: Campers, this is the last marshmellow. One of you will be leaving on the dock of shame on the boat of losers and be eliminated from the competition. No second chance no nothing.
Chris: And the final marshmellow goes to...
Leah: Just give it to me already.
Chris: Fine, Leah.
Jess: Noooooooo. Chris please let me stay on. Please, pleases, please.
Chris: Chef, take her away please.
Jess: No I have to warn my team about-
*Chef takes her away*
Chris: One down and seventeen to go. Who will go next, and who will win the Million Dollars. On Total Drama Stardom!
-Episodes Ends-