Kinda ran out of crack ships for a moment, seeing as there have been a lotta ships in RWBY that get popular and seem normal. I've noticed as the show keeps getting bigger and popular, it follows the route of other mainstream shows in which every ship just becomes normal in the fandom.

I'll still never get how something as asinine and nonsensical like Baked Alaska became normal as it's as crack as Rosewick, a villain with a hero they have no interest in seems to just get big for some reason. But regardless, all you have to do is watch the source material and know that some characters shipped with others doesn't make sense, despite what the fandom says. I had to tell myself that while coming up with these chapters.

As for the tags of this one, I've noticed everything so far has just been one on one and the Yang one being a full on gangbang. So I've made an in between for that just to shake things up. So I present you a threesome

"It doesn't have to be the perfect golden person, just someone hot and willing. Okay?" Nora said, her boyfriend Ren feeling a tad nervous about what they were doing here. He had always been a bit skeptical about their agreed relationship rules, especially the one they decided to implement for once.

Nora and Ren had been longtime lovers with a history together longer than they could remember, and they've always been close. Since hooking up and maintaining a legitimate relationship since middle school, they began to get physical with each other starting freshmen year, and have always had an active sex life with open ideas. Whatever they liked in porn, they'd recreate in the bed, and they decided to do a little swinging as far back as two years ago. But Only now have they decided to try it.

The party full of horny teenage strangers seemed like the best place for it, but picking just who to join them in the bedroom was proving difficult. They didn't even know if they wanted another guy for Nora or another girl for Ren. Regardless, it was weird that finding a person for sex was difficult in a place where sex was most likely happening behind every closed door. Everybody they thought suitable was either taken or too wasted to probably get in the mood. Speaking of, the two of them had been eager for some action the entire night, and were growing impatient as they slumped onto a living room couch. It seemed like anybody from any status and clique hooked up with someone else, and not them.

"Guess I should just get plastered then, I hope they have some sweet flavoured Vodka..." Nora said uncharacteristically disappointed, before getting up and walking over to the kitchen. Ren just waved and sat back, a mix of feelings going on at once. On one side, he was relieved the stress of looking for somebody was gone. But on the other, more weighing one, he felt bad for both himself and Nora. He was saddened to see her so disappointed, not realizing how much she wanted to try at least once to have their first threesome, and he hated having his girlfriend disappointed. And for himself, he couldn't deny he was as horny as she was, and frustrated that she probably would be too upset to even help him out.

Sighing, he leaned forward in his seat to rest his elbows on his knees before placing his face into his hands, rubbing his eyes and wondering if Nora would bring him a drink.

"She your girlfriend?" He heard a voice ask him to his right, almost too surprised as he felt like jumping from the suddenness of it. Looking to his side, he saw a girl with a long ponytail and freckles, which covered her smiling face as she awaited an answer. Took him a few seconds but he caught on.

"Oh, uh, yeah.." Not being a constantly talkative person usually meant he lacked some people skills. Seeing as Nora did all the talking for him. But he was still civil.

"Having issues? Don't mean to pry but you look like you could talk." She said, getting closer and tilting her head a bit. It was rather cute, at least he thought so since he thought freckles were absolutely adorable.

"No, or, I mean... Not with each other, we've just been trying to try out something together, but it's harder than we thought." He said, feeling like it'd be best to vent out to a listening ear, while also not getting into details about what they do in bed to a stranger. He wanted help, but he still had some shame, thinking talk about the bedroom should stay there.

"Huh, I see. What kinda stuff have you been looking for? Maybe I can help..." This made him blush and stiffen up, rather surprised to get the kinda response he and Nora had been looking for this whole time. But even then, she didn't seem like to forward type Nora was expecting. But it wouldn't hurt to try, worst case scenario she just says no and they never have to speak again. Despite his flustered attitude, he spoke.

"Well, you see... She and I have been exploring ourselves for a while, and we decided to try something new in the bedroom..." He paused, trailing off to see if she would be too much of a prude to turn away from hearing it. Instead, she only nodded and kept curious as to what he was saying. So far so good.

"And tonight, we were trying to add another person in bed with us, to try swinging a bit... It's just been difficult to find someone in a place with sex going on everywhere." He said, rolling his eyes as he realized the irony for the umpteenth time that night while sitting back down on the couch. After not hearing her speak, he looked back to see if the kind stranger had left in disgust. Instead, she sat there with a very contemplative look on her face, eyes looking in the corner, tongue slightly sticking out, and a hand on her chin. Like she was trying to figure out the world's hardest math question.

"You okay...?" He asked, wondering if he was clear to her. Jumping out of her state, she turned back to him with a blush as she was caught. Laughing nervously, she responded.

"Yeah I'm fine, it's just... I think there's something we can both do to help each other out..." She said, not making eye contact. But he was still listening.

"This is, I'm also looking for someone, but a guy mainly... For most of my life I always thought I like girls, but I've never been able to stay with one. I think I'm just scared of guys, and I came here to try something new for a change..." As much as she wanted it, it was still embarrassing. But Ren understood, they were both in a bind and were looking to make a deal. For a while they only looked into one another's eyes, saying enough without using words. it was clear they wanted one another, measuring each other up and stripping each other with their imagination. Ren thought of asking her directly, up until he felt the sudden crash of Nora sitting on his lap.

"Reeeen! I feel better, kinda." She announced, sounding more enthusiastic than her frustrated self a while ago. She wasn't slurring at least, but he didn't need to ask to tell she had gotten some alcohol in her system. He was about to tell her about his new friend, until Nora spoke before him. Like usual.

"Who's your lady friend? Is she messing with you? She's so cute!" Normally Nora was the type with no filter, rambling out like an airhead, but when drunk it was almost tenfold. To the point where even he had trouble keeping up, but he knew it was best to calm her down before a scene happened. Settling her in his lap and wrapping his arm around her waist in an affectionate matter, he spoke up.

"It's okay Nora, we just started talking. This is... I actually never got your name." He said, feeling embarrassed. The blushing girl just waved it off and chuckled.

"I'm Ilia, I already heard both your names but the pleasure is all mine. " She would've stuck out a hand to shake one of theirs, but both of Nora's hands held a red party cup each while Ren had to deal with his tipsy girlfriend on his lap.

"Eh, only if you're selfish." Nora muttered, before giggling at her own joke. Once it processed in Ren and Ilia's minds, they went back to being flustered and feeling awkward.

"What, you found us one, right?" Nora asked as she looked back at Ren, confused. She had already assumed the girl Ren was talking with was the one down for their threesome.

"Nora! Don't just say things like that without even knowing." He scolded, though he knew it was in vain before the words left his mouth. Scolding Nora was barely effective, if at all, especially with the drinks she had.

"Well actually, I can't say I'd mind..." Ilia said, catching them both by surprise as she kinda came off as humble and sweet. But they did just meet her.

"I haven't really asked too many guys around here, but every one that I did all said no. It's kinda gotten to me and I'm starting to feel sort of unattractive." She admitted, causing the couple to widen their eyes in shock, finding what she said to be unbelievable. Ren thought he'd say something reassuring, but Nora beat him to it. But it may have been a bit much. For she instantly removed herself from Ren's lap to sit on the cushion between them both as she threw her arms around the other girls body into a crushing hug.

"Oh poor baby! You're wrong! You are so pretty and that's why I thought Ren had already asked you to join us because I said to find the hottest girl here as a joke and I didn't think he'd really do it but you're so attractive and we just wanted to try something new but we would be slow and make you feel good an-"

"Nora!" Ren called out, having to stop her desperate rambling like he always did. He could see Ilia was clearly flustered but gave a nervous smile which reassured him.

"Sorry Ren." She giggled before letting go of Ilia, standing up and letting the other two speak.

"So listen... I feel like I might not have another chance and you two seem a lot better than just any half drunk guy looking for any girl that moves so... I'm down." She meekly said, her words were true but still anxious. Deciding it was his turn, Ren moved to where Nora sat and held the girl's hand.

"Look, why don't we just get alone somewhere and let whatever happens, happen, okay?" He said as soothingly as he could. It worked, if her bright smile was anything to go by.

"Alright..."

A lot had happened, and quicker than they all thought.

The only private area that was close was the garage, and it was surprisingly empty despite how rowdy and populated the party was. Ren thought it would be full of people possibly playing beer pong and getting drunk, or maybe another couple got there before them. But nope, it was void of any other people, and it was perfect. Getting up to speed, the trio found themselves just going with the flow since it was a first for all, but the flow was pretty fast.

First off, they all had already stripped themselves from all clothing, except for socks considering the cold floor. Other than that there was nothing else, as Nora and Ren just kept goggling Ilia's body, admiring how her freckles spread more to her shoulders and chest, not that they minded. The two girls found a fairly sized mat and were kneeling before Ren, his cock hard and anticipating attention as Nora decided to help guide Ilia on how to please a man. At least that's what she thought, though she did get kind of carried away when she demonstrated her own oral skills on him that kinda dragged on. He actually had to stop her to keep from cumming.

Once that was all done, it was Ilia's turn. She kneeled right in front of him while Nora was right behind her, one arm around her waist and the other had a hand on one of her breasts, all while whispering tips into her ear. Ilia turned out to be a bit of a natural when she overcame her own qualms and anxiety. One hand on his shaft and the other playing with his balls, she pleased him rather well for a girl never having been with a man.

She started by getting familiar, placing various little kisses all over his length, from the base to tip and back again. She thought she'd gauge his reactions if she was doing a good job, but Ren was so stoic it was hard to tell, so it only worked as motivation to try harder. She opened her mouth and used her tongue to lick gingerly along his shaft, testing if the taste would be a problem. When she figured it wasn't at all repulsive, she began to explore more easily. Using the flat of her tongue to drag along his cock in every angle she could, coating it with more and more spit every time she went up and down. She could only hear a muffled groan, she considered it progress and kept going.

But just as she contemplated opening her mouth more, she felt Nora's hand squeeze her right breast as she used a thumb on her other hand to tease her clit. Making her shiver from the touch, and grateful she was supportive in her own way.

"I know you haven't done this, but you're pretty great. Here's a tip, he likes it really wet but not too sloppy~" She whispered before pushing her lips to Ilia's neck just below her ear as she placed many kisses on the same spot as her hand switched to the opposite breast. Taking the advice as best as she could, Ilia only got more eager to please. Her enthusiasm made up for her lack of experience since it was clear she really wanted to do a good job, and the thought alone made it all feel that much better for Ren. Hoping to ease any nerves, he brought a hand down to run through her hair.

She was taken back a bit, but it quickly helped her confidence and got rid of any fears. With nothing to be afraid of, Ilia went to work on her first man. Her tongue was more firm as she licked the underside of his shaft, getting it well lubricated as she made sure to simultaneously stroke him off. The slick saliva coating his member caused her petite fingers to glide along the skin, as they only got faster. As she got better, so did the touches of Nora as Ilia could feel the hyper and semi-drunk girl's own hand squeeze her breast harder while her thumb rubbed over her nipple. The pleasure was a tad distracting but it caused her to moan over Ren's cock in her mouth, causing his own pleasure to spike up.

With all the pleasure and ease combined, Ilia found herself ready to take the full thing. It was perhaps the biggest thing to enter her mouth, but it wasn't impossible, especially when she was still able to use her tongue to swirl around his tip, making him groan from every mixed sensation. Nora found this as an accomplishment and planted a kiss on her cheek as praise. Ilia herself was taking it all as it came, taking note of everything she never even heard of when it came to men. She didn't know about the salty taste she would find herself savoring, or the satisfying feel of having it move in and out without as it just glided along her tongue.

Soon enough, the supposed lez had began sucking off his cock with gusto, jerking him off with her hand that followed her mouth at the same time, as her other hand still cupped and held his balls. She wasn't sure if it was enjoyable for him, but she had to know as much as she could. She looked back up at him and was happy to see his furrowed brows and mouth open from heavy breathing, a few grunts and moans escaping. She'd smile if she could.

However, there was one particular sound that caught Nora's attention as she was sucking Ilia's neck, a certain moan she knows too well. She looked up at her lover and sure enough, his eyes were shut tight as he had a knuckle in his mouth just to keep calm. He felt too good he couldn't even speak about his impending orgasm, and as beautiful it was to watch Ilia suck him off for her first blowjob, she'd make him cum and he'd only be good for just another round. Knowing this, she had to regrettably pull Ilia away and remove her hand form his shaft.

"I think it's time to move to the next step, you're already so wet down here~" She said as the arm around Ilia'a waist moved to press her hands firmly against Ilia's wet folds, almost dripping with her arousal. As much fun as Ilia was having with sucking him off, she knew there was still more. Not that it was bad, it meant things were only getting better. Though the slightest ping of nervousness remained in her gut. She didn't have room to speak it though, as Nora stood up after playing with her pussy for a few seconds and helped Ilia stand as well.

"Alright, why don't we use... That." Ren said as he scanned the massive garage, before pointing with his arm to the corner. The girls looked over and saw one of the tables used for beer pong was still out and ready, figuring they could use that for their romp. Placing another kiss on Ilia's neck, this time with a surprised moan escaping her lips, Nora held her wrist as they moved over to it. Nora sat on the edge and Ilia followed suit, luckily there was enough space for them to be next to each other as they sat with spread legs. Approaching Ilia, Ren held her waist with a gentle grip but firm enough to hold her still for him to align his length with her pussy. Which looked rather beautiful to him.

"Grab my dick again, help put it in." He said, his voice much more husky and filled with lust. It wasn't a stern demand, but a voice that held some control. And Ilia only felt more inclined to do as he asked, grabbing his hard and throbbing member as he moved closer to put it inside her. Feeling the tip on her entrance made her shiver, and in mere seconds, one thrust was all it took as Ren had taken her virginity.

There was no pain or discomfort, as she had already taken care of that with years of exercise, as well as using toys on herself. But lord above, she was tight and snug around his cock. He actually groaned a bit from the sensation, as much as he loved Nora, years of being together rendered her a bit loose. But he took that in pride that it was all his work, and he planned on making sure Ilia was no longer tight as he planned on fucking her good. He pulled out, and looking at her face for the affirmative nod, he quickly pushed back in.

As this went on, Ilia felt every amount of anxiety she had about this situation vanish as all amounts of discomfort turned into pleasure, pleasure that increased more with every thrust from Ren. Despite having used toys and hairbrushes on herself, she'd never felt so full, so dominated by just having it inside her. This was all she had curiosity over, and it couldn't have been more satisfying. The grip on her waist tightened as his speed increased, clearly getting more into the groove of their romp. Seeing nowhere to place her hands, she chose to wrap her arms around his neck for stability as well as affection. Ren smiled from the contact and leaned closer, nuzzling his face into her neck and making her shiver as their chests got closer. The feel of her petite yet perky breasts was heavenly for him, quite the contrast to Nora's more endowed ones.

He could tell she was only enjoying and losing herself more to the rhythm, if her legs tightly wrapping around his waist was anything to go by. It didn't leave much space to thrust, though Ren figured she didn't mind, all she seemed to want was his cock in her constantly, lusting for more and more of the pleasure he delivered. Considering her inexperience, Ilia's finish was closer than she initially thought, but she'd rather get as much as she could than savior the feeling. Nora knew was something was a bit amiss, and decided to check on the girl currently getting fucked by her boyfriend.

"How's it feel? To have a man's cock inside and fucking you raw? My Renny knows how to make any woman feel amazing~?" She teased, wishing she could touch Ilia but her own fingers were busy inside her cunt, thrusting at an even pace of the fucking she saw in front of her. She had never felt herself get so excited so easily, it was just a wish of theirs to introduce someone else in the bed, but it turned out to be an even hotter experience she never saw coming.

"F-fuck! I love it so much! Just like that just like that! Yes~!" She wailed, never having thought she'd be able to scream out such extremities so genuinely, not even curbing the volume of her voice because of how euphoric it was. If she didn't know then, she sure as Hell knew now that she was indeed attracted to men, and this definitely wouldn't be the last time she'd fuck one. Even though it was still a mix of pain and pleasure, mainly due to his girth and size, as well as how fast he went. But the pleasure was overwhelming it all.

In the heat of the moment, Ren separated his lips from her neck and brought them onto her lips for a gentle kiss. It didn't cross his mind that his real lover was watching and may not have like it, but all was okay when she giggled and told them to use tongue. He rolled his eyes but followed her advice, gently pushing his tongue into Ilia's mouth as one of his hands cupped her cheek to keep their kiss stable, while also working as a show of compassion. This was something she had some past experience with, but it was a tad difficult as she was being pounded at the moment, though it didn't kill her enthusiasm.

Seeing as all his personal moves were taken care of during sex, (he was rather vanilla) Ren and Ilia continued their session in interrupted silence. Hips pounded, sweat dripped, moans were both heard and cried, and the thrust never stopped. Eventually, Ilia was first to cave as her climax approached. She felt so amazingly incredible, but her fuse was still rather long. She was just glad Ren could keep up, though Nora's words told her some good news. She could tell her boyfriend was coming again, and this time she cheered him on.

"Do it R-ren! Fucking cum in her and fill her up good! I-i know you wanna! Fuuuck~!" Nora cried out, more or less talking to herself actually as she was fingering her own entrance furiously to the sight, to her it felt like walking into a porno clip and being able to see it all happen, that's just how erotic and intense it looked, though Ren and ilia were just in the moment as they enjoyed each other's bodies. As it was, technically, a first for them both. Ren was her first man, and Ilia was his first woman that wasn't his girlfriend, and no doubt was this going to be a memory they'd never lose.

After only a half a minute or so, Ilia practically screamed out as her head flipped back and all her limbs tightened around Ren as she came over his cock. her orgasm rocking her body so hard she released her own fluids that covered most of his pelvis, while Ren wasn't far behind as he, with a drawn out grunt and shut eyes to match, erupted inside Ilia. All his warm seed filled her womb before he pulled out, watching through half lidded eyes how his cum dribbled from her hole to the table and then the floor, not even knowing his load was as big as that. Despite his wobbly knees and weakened body, Ren was able to reach a hand behind her head and pull her in for a kiss, though chaste it was savoured by them both.

"Hmm, that was... An experience." Was all Ren could say, unsure if she felt the same. Though the goofy and pleased smile on her face was a good start.

"A good fucking one~" She said, before quickly pecking his cheek and then lying on her back next to Nora. Who, in turn, sat up, having recovered from her previous orgasm. She watched the whole scene and was glad she saw Ilia get filled before cumming so hard her eyes felt like they crossed at some point. Speaking of, her attention went right to Ilia's freshly fucked hole, a few drops of thick white cum spilling out with every movement she made. Immediately, her mouth watered and she was about to get on her knees to collect her treat. But Ren's still throbbing cock was right by, needing more care. She pondered how to remedy both situations, until an idea straight out of a three way porno came to mind.

As difficult as it was, Nora got off the table and stood. Ren wasn't sure what she planned, but backed away to give space anyway. Nora smiled at him before turning and bending over, placing her hands on the table either side of Ilia for support. Once in position, she brought her face to Ilia's pussy before shaking her ass at Ren, giving the hint. Chuckling, he got the idea and walked to her, placing a hand on her ass and another to his cock as he got ready to take her from behind. Nora was now sandwiched between the two teens who just fucked, and couldn't be happier about tonight's events. Meanwhile, Ilia didn't even have a clue for she was still in a mind broken haze of lust and a newfound love for cocks.

Her trance was shaken as she felt more pleasure between her legs. Though it wasn't the same exact sensation as the rod that just fucked her silly, she couldn't care enough about the source and just moaned for more. All the while Ren began pounding into his nympho girlfriend while she ate out another girl. And he had to be honest, it was hotter than just about anything they've done so far. The mere sight of his lover's face and tongue going wild on another girl's pussy he just fucked and eating all the cum he deposited just added to the pleasure. And it was saying something, considering he did just cum.

They all continued the impromptu threesome in a fair pace all while having separate thoughts. Even though she was just incredibly sexually pleased and not thinking clearly, Ilia was seriously considering talking to her single guy friends if they'd be down to come to her place sometime. Now that she knew what she liked, there was a whole new world to explore in the bedroom for her. Nora was simply very very happy, not because of her boyfriend's cock driving into her from behind with the occasional ass smack/grab, or the fact she was eating his cum straight out of another girl's tasty pussy, but all because her long time dream of being able to have another person for sex had finally been complete. It didn't have to really happen again, but damn if this wasn't the most creative and fun sex she's had recently. For Ren, he was just glad to experience what another girl was like, as he had only been with his childhood friend all this time, while also baring witness to the erotic sight of watching her go down on said girl.

All teens had separate thoughts, but the same feelings of incredible sexual pleasure.

"Getting, ngh... Close." Ren announced, his voice strained through exhaustion and pleasure. He expected a reply, but he looked up from Nora's jiggling ass to see her going rampant on Ilia's pussy, her head moving about like she was destined to eat her out. Ilia in turn was thrashing and having her back arch, all while moaning out both his and Nora's names. Both the audible and visual stimulants were more than enough for the boy as he pounded straight into Nora with much more enthusiasm for his climax was arriving. And when it did, it was no different than with Ilia. His hands dug into her hips, and all his erratic movements came to a halt once he finally came. Albeit a smaller load than before, he still sent out ropes of his hot cum right into his girlfriend, who in turn came upon the warm sensation she felt invade her lower half.

As a chain reaction, all her moaning sent vibrations from her mouth and right against Ilia's pussy, just enough help for her to cum a second time, spraying her own fluids against Nora's whole face and mouth.

Once they all finished cumming and reveled in their orgasmic bliss, all three teens gathered on the table and just sat to recover. At least Ren did the most, Ilia was even more mind broken than before, laying still and breathing heavy while smiling non-stop. Nora laid next to her on her belly, head turned to face Ren with an equally satisfied smile as she reached out for his hands while they interlocked fingers. He smiled in turn, and just waited for them both to regain energy. He had a lot of stamina when he wanted to, but that didn't help the amount of pleasure numbing his ability to move.

Overall though, everything went far better than planned. He wasn't sure if he and Nora would ever see Ilia again, or if they'd be coming back to this party all next year, but he was at least able to scratch the threesome part off his bucket list.

Sorry if this took too long for some of y'all, just haven't been in the writing mood since summer vacation started and all the students in my house have been around all day. Don't really have any moments of peace and quiet as much as I would prefer. In fact, I finished this entire chapter while home alone, so I had to wait, but it was well worth it.

As for next chapter, I'm not really sure. Like I said at the start, it's kinda hard to really establish what's crack anymore, even by my standards. Y'all are more than welcome to suggest ideas, as long as it's a normal straight ship with two characters most likely never having shared a scene together. And of course they have to be one of the kiddos, to fit the high school theme.