Chapter 3: The Filler Chapter

AN: Thanks four the supourt gues! If I ghet 155 faverites in the next munth, I weel send evry wun five (imaginary) dollers! So giv me more suppoert fast! Sinse it is about valentenes day, this chapter is about love! XOXOXOXOXOXO Also, somone said that i was truying to hard, but what am i tryen 2 hard at? am eye makin thes story so good that you cant take it? Well anyweigh, I hop u like it! Winky face emoji.

Chapter Too Recap!: Navi hats Link, fanficten ruens evrything, Link smushes with Old Man, Tingle eats bacon and steels Malon's kidneys, Navi hates her life, and Tingle goes into fanfiction so he can scar the readers for life.

Chaptre beggin!

Link was at the Milk Bar alone on Valentine's Day, but he could see his one true love in the edge of the bar, talking to her friends. Without him. Why couldn't Zelda just see how much she meant to him? She was the most beautiful person Link had ever seen. He loved her eyes, her hair, her personality (yeah right), her choice in clothing, her money, her laugh, her voice, and some other stuff too.

It's no use he thought. Senpai will never notice me. But maybe today that would change.

Link was going to perform a song just for Zelda-chan, as he knew it was her favorite. He walked up to the stage and started talking into the microphone. "Hello, everyone. I just wanted to sing a little song for this girl that I like, so I hope you enjoy it." He kept eye contact with Zelda so that she would know who he was talking about.

"Oh no…" mumbled Navi. "He's just going to make a fool out of himself again. I warned him to stop with the musical numbers after he sang 'All About That Bass' and made the audience kill themselves."

"Here it goes everyone. Enjoy." Link took out his guitar and started to sing.

"My anaconda don't, my anaconda don't
My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun."

Every girl in the crowd (and Old Man) started to swoon, while Navi put in earplugs. After Link sang just the chorus 24 times, Zelda walked up onto the stage. "Oh, Link! I'm so glad you sang that song for me. I just want you to know that I love you too!"

Link and Zelda started to make out, while everyone else cheered. Except for Navi, who ran to the bathroom to throw up, as the couple began to strip.

Layter! "Hay Malan!" yeled Link. "Zelda and i ar lovers know!" "That's great," she replied, but she started crying becase she wus secretly inlove with Lenk. "You people disgust me," muttered Navi.

Suddenly, someone walked up two the peoples! "Hi my name is Sara (not Palin unfortanetly)"

Suddenly, someone else walked up two the peoples! "Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that's how I got my name)."

Navi started to feel sick because of the many awful fanfic characters. "Oh, son of a bi—" she wasn't able to finish, since Link shot both of the Marry Sews in the head. "What the Hell?! Did you just kill them?!" "They looked ugly, so it was okay," replied Link.

Suddenly, someone teleported in in a time-travelin ice creem truck. It was…Arnold Schwartzenager! "You idiot! Those people were the saviers of the univerce!" "Well then waterr we do?" asked Link "We have too go into their fanfics and save them!" "Damn it! Why can't I ever catch a break!" yelled Navi. Link slapped Nazi and put her in a cage. "Why you mother…" Link put duct tape on Navis mouth, as everyone jumped into the icey cream truck and teleperted away.

AN: I hop yu liked the chatper! It wouldve been longer, but Tim sent me a meen email and mad miii cry. Yere mean Tim! I hope uyou thout this wias so romantic. it's the bestest romance story ever! Ill see you gues soon!