Chapter 6: The Horse Awakens

AN: Im soory i left u gus on a Cliff hanger last time, but I hope it was rely shoking. I woul;ve finshed this chapter yetserday, but I was thinkeng two much about howe much I hate Tim. Thancs alot tim!

Chapter Fiv Recap!: Navi breks intwo Enobies goff Castle too stop the goffs, Link messes it up, Harry coms to help, Link messes it up, the goffs tryto kill them, they excape, and Darth Vadar is Epona!

Chaptre beggin!

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!1" Link explained. "U cant bee Epona! Shes dead!"

"the other Epena was actely a clone!" E Honda replied. "And im evel and i work for Tingel."

"Butt why are u evil know? Yu were my pet horsy!"

"Im just that evil, and I also killed Saria!" "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Link clarified. "Not Sario!"

"Plese dont be eevil Ebola, cuz u ar mi Friend!" syed melon "2 bad!" said Eevee, before throwing a rock at Malen's head, breking her ankle.

"I chaleng u two a lifesaver battle!" Epoma stated. Link took out his plastik ligtsaber, and Epana took out a lighsader that was shapped like a carrot. "Prepare…to DIE!" she proposed.

Lenk through the litesaber at Epova, blowing up her head. "Good thing I was wearing a safety shield" said Epona. "Im leavin, but Il'l be bach!" She telleported into her space-ship and left away.

Link was able too help Mulan with her broken arm. "This has to be the most idiotic event that I have ever seen," criticized Navi. So of corse, Link locked Navi in her cage.

"So whatu we do naw?" axed Zelda. "Thers somewun who can help us fite Tingle." "Whoisit?" "He used to be nammed the Happy Mask Salesman, but now he terned in to a drug dealer and changed his naym to the Happy Drug Salesman. He noes Tingal and can help ustop ham. Know letz goe!"

WARNING: This sectin has drug use! And drugs ar bad! So don tdo drugs!

Layder at the drug store:

Link, Zenda, Molan, and Navi all were at the Happy Drag Salman's drug place. The haply Drug Salsaman and his partner Walter White (AKA Heisenburg) were cooking meth plants. a bunch of people were smocking meth and snifing marrowana. "I don't think that these people understand how drugs work," said Navi. "Doyo wana by drugs?" sayed Hindenburg. "No we gota tlak to the drug sailorman. He can help us stop Tingole." "Oh ill help u," said the Hapi drug Salemence. "But only if u go two bed with mii!" "Okay!" said Lonk. "Are you kidding me?!" yelled Navi.

EIGHT MINITS LATER:

"Im bach!" yeled Link! "I especilaly liked the part when Waltre Wite joined in." "WHAT?!" Navi started to gag. "Did you at least get some information on Tingle?" "Yea, he sent me sum info on email."

Link took out his phone and started to read the message.

"jk, lol!

-Happy Drug Salesman"

Navi started to scream. "YOU DUMB MOTHER—,"

Link punched Navi with his shield.

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Layder…

Tingle was sitting in his mansion, as Zelda walked in through the door. "Well, well, well. Who do we have here?"

"Tingle, the first time I ever saw you…I thought you were the most beautiful man who I'd ever seen. I couldn't ever stop thinking about you and your rugged handsomeness."

"I get that a lot."

"The only way that I could find you more attractive is if you were sensitive and bi, since sensitive bi guys are so hot!"

"That's funny! I am sensitive and bi!"

"Wow! But what I'm saying is…I love you! I never really loved Link. Now take me right here in your evil lair!"

"Okay!"

AN: Wow, another twist! I dont thank anuone ecspected 4 that 2 haplen! But anyways, I hop u liked it! Plessie reviwe or tell mi som ides four later! Unles your tim. Tim is dum! See ya guys soon!