Chapter 7: Oh, Snap!

AN: Hi ghuys! Todays my birthdai! (Marth 18th) I shar my bertday with Qwen Latifa and Avril Lavign, my 2 role modems! I wus happy, but tim was meen 2 me by geting a beter scor than me! He roined my berthday! but aniway, this chaptre is gonna b shorter cu sim 2 busy eitin pizza wit mey Annival Crosing frends.

Chapter Sex Recap!: Epoma and Linkara fite, Darth epona leeves, thay goh too C the Happy Druge Salsman, link, Jappy Drug Saslemen, and Waldo Whittie hav the secs, and Tingle ans Zedd hav the secs 2!

Chaptre beggin!

Link and Navi wer takin a Walken, when somthing happend! An army of Agithas bugs apperd! "Prepear…too…DIE!" said the bugs.

"Since when do bugs talk?" questioned Navi.

"Cents win is Tingle a candlebull?" repleid Link.

"Touché. Or at least, it would've been a good comeback, if you knew how to speak English."

"Stop talkin, cuz were goona keel u!" said a dragenfli. the bigs had bug spray 2 use on the doduo.

Be4 the bigots could atack, Link steeped on a glasshoper, who was only part of this army so that he could feed his poor and sickly children. They died soon after, without their father to support them.

The pugs and Link hasd an epic battle, but thry accidentally shot themselves with the bugspray. BUT THEN!...The ghoats of the bugs trended in to…THe Lock Nest Munster! Link killed it.

"Uh…" said Navi. "What the Hell just happened?"

A few minus later:

Link and Navi wer talking breaks to reed som books. Navi read Art of War by Sun Tzu, while Link read Dick and Jane. "Navi! Lisen too mii reding it! C Dick! C Dick run. Run, Dick, run." He started hysterically laughing when he realized what the character's name was. Navi, of course, facepalmed.

Suddenly, someone walked up to Link! It was…Jenna from My Inner Life! "Link, you are the one true love, and I love you Link! Please make love to me!"

Link started to take off his pants, until he realized that he was already dating Zelda. "Dambit! I just relized that I have a gifrend, so…I cant sex u up," he stated reluctantly.

"Good for you, Link," congratulated Navi. "You finally did the right thing and stayed faithful to Zelda."

This feeling of happiness didn't last long, as Link found sumthing on his laptop. "NAVI! I finded a vidio of Zelda and Tingle sexing!"

Navi spit out the coke she was drinking. "WHAT?!"

"And theres a nuther vidyo showing Snap and Loopin recording the vidao whil masticating!"

Navi instantly regretted seeing the video. "Now that I know Zedle is an adultree," sed Lonk, " I shall get my avenge!"

The first thing Link did with his newfound freedom was to make love with Jenna. Navi didn't notice when Link saved the video of Snap and Loopin "masticating" so that he could watch it later.

AN: Thats it 4 this capter! My berthday will tecknicly b over bi the time this chapter is posted, so i just wanted 2 wish me a happy Birday! No thanks 2 that Communist Tim. Stay tunad 4 next chacker, since it will b abot evryones favrite caricature!