Chapter 9: Deaf Note

Chapter 9: Deaf Note

AN: Halo peple! Fink u for tha posativ revews! I no i deserv it! Tha onley think that cold be butter than this is if i got mie own TV Tropes page. I mite use some of yur guys idea in ma story! Also #teem Batman in Barman v Supermen. (UNlike tim cuz hes not muscular. you arent sexy tim! I don't think you are at all! You aint!)

Chapter Ate Recap!: Ebony hats Sara, Ebone fites wif da otter goffs, she destos da Hogwerts shcool of prars and mirrorcoals, Snap, Looopin, Mr. Bonding, and Link hav a treesom, TaEbory, Dally, Twila, and Atlantiana figt over Edwerd, Day kill bella, and Harry from 30Hs is ther!

Chaptre beggin!

Link and Navi wer wallking around, win day saw Dark from Light and Dark The Adventures of Dark Yagami!he was holden a Dead Note! It was realy dark out side (geddit! caus his name is Dank!) Lenk new that if he ussed th deth note, he could kill Tingel, so he decised too steal it from Dark Ayanami. "Hay, can I half the Deat Note?"

"KNOW!" muttered Dark. "THAT IS MY DEATH NOTE YOU PIE OF SH-T!"

"Can u pless giv it 2 mii?" smiled Link.

"Fine but only if you sex with me." Dark rofled. DARK ISNT GAY but he just thought Link was a girl so he sexed him.

"Okay!"

"You've got to be kidding me!" exclaimed Navi. Link slapped her.

I cant explan much about the sexing so that the story wont be rated m. But Link and dark both sexed and got happy.

"Can i hav the Desth Notw now?" Link sad.

"I lied you cant have it." said Dark happy.

Luckily Link slipped away the death Note when Dark wasnt' looking. "Can I have ur autograf?" he asekd, holding out the note.

"Sure!" Dark signed his name id the book. "Wait isnt that a Death No—," Dark fell down ded.

"Link, you just killed him!" yelled Navi.

"Yeha, watever. But i should rite Tinglefs name it in and krill him! But first il wright some other peples names in it thati dont like."

He took out the nots and a pens. "Firs all rite Gandledorf's name!"

Meanwhile…Gandalfdwarf was at his caste. "I have finally turned good, and I am sorry for all that I have done! To redeem myself, I shall travel back in time with this time machine I found, and I will save everyone that I have ever hurt, fix any damage that I made, and kill Hitler and Stalin!" Before he could do this, Link wrote down his name in the death note and he died.

Back to Link: "Lets see…Gagman Styles is anoying, so i can kill Psi!" he wrote down the name.

"Link, stop it!" yelled Navi. "You're killing innocent people!"

"Hoo cares! Now ill write down…that dum owl guy named Kaporna Gaybora, that guy who cut in front of me in line, Ronald McDonald, Lassie, Jake from State Farm…" Link proceded too write down all of those names.

"LINK, YOU'RE A MONSTER!" screamed Navi after Link put dozens of people to death.

"Thanks!" repled Llink. "Now I just have to write down Ting—," suddenly Tingle snatched the note away. "Whoops!" he laughed.

"ARE YOU F*CKING KIDDING ME?!" shrieked Navi.

"Today was fun," giggled Tingle. "Ill see u guyhs soon!" Tinker grabbed Darks corpse and ran away.

Later…Link and Navi were sitten at the camfire,and Kink was singned the Camfpire song from Sponebob. "Tobay was funn! yellowed link"

"No it wasn't," replied Navi. "You killed countless innocent people, Tingle stole the Death Note, and I spent the rest of the day in a cage."

"Yes, butt it was fun 2 see u suffer!" Link lauged cuz hes a sadist.

AN: Dats all 4 today! Im wanting 2 write about Final Fantesy, but I dont no anyfing about it! So in the reviw section plese describe the story and charecters of the game so I will write about it. I'll write about whatever you tell me, as I don't need too do reserch cus I trust u guys! Remember: ill write about WHATEVER you tell me. Just think about that. I know Tim cant think, CUASE HES A LOSER!