Chapter 24: The Entomologist Strikes Back

AN: Heppy Star Wars day! In honour of this spercial Occitan, dis chap ill have alot of Star Wears stuff! And caterpilers. But not tim. READ MAH LEMON STROY!111111

Chapter Twenythee Recap!: Robbin trays to kale Mango, he descent have his toms, Maggot trays 2 keels him but cant, nooene can dye, link treys 2 fine out wye, thye werk wiht tindfe 2 finde out, link klills evreome, the Very Hungray Catapeleer did it, link releses it, he lills Navi, and Dart hvader is Agitha!

Chaptre beggin!

"Omg, how ken u be agita?" lonk lonkeded. "U died beecause of bugs!" (AN: Geddit! i said beecause, like bees! It's a combinatian between the words bees and beacause!)

"The hangry capillary used its magic pwerwors 2 bring mii back nd give mii the force! Now im a Sit lord!"

"But Abita, your mah clon!" said Mulan. "Way r u bad know?"

"Its beecause (AN: Geddit!) i luv bug, an i will do anythin i can 2 help dem. Evnen through they killecl me, i steel love them justice much!" She picked up a spider an stared frenching with it. THan she used the forse 2 blow Lonk and Molon away. "Now Mr. Caterpelder, i wil do som sacrifaces to giv u moar power!"

Later:

"Okapi, we knead 2 fing of a way 2 stop Aviva!" yled lank. "If onley Navi was hear 2 halp."

"Yeah rite!" they both yeled, starting to lauf.

"Im glad dat loserrs ded," saydened Myelin.

"Mee tooth! But do u hav a plen?"

"I no evrythine agout Alibi, so we ken use dat agests her! I know that she relly likes bugs. Wun tim i sawed her masticating to a bug encyclopedia."

"So wii knead to disract her with bugs!"

Meanwheel, Darth Attila was sacriphasing peopl 2 the catapolar. "Good..." sayed the hungary cater. "Soon i well hav enouf power 2 eat the werld liek Galaga from Marville!" He absolved the ded peples Seouls!

"U wanna hav buggy sax wif mii?" querstioned Amiga.

"Okoy!" yolo'd caterpopper, getting his handcuffs out. (AN: If u wanna seee that sax sceen, jest tell mii, and ill post it in my lemon fanfic.)

Larder: After the caaperdiller secs, Darthy fed some people to Capillary. "YUm!" he yummed. He startd too grow bigger sew that he cold eat the werld. Agitha didn't notice that Link was video taping the caterpillar sexy time.

Soddenly, the siht lard saw a spider cralling aroond! "I l'uv spoders! Com hear mr. spidery!" she ran twerds it intwo the Forrest. But then, a Cage appended up and tramped her! "Wat happnin?"

The spidder tookd off a mask 2 reveal that he was...link! "Hat wasent a reel Spader!" he spided. "I was just wearin a Spiderman costome!"

"How dare u use my luv of bugs agest mii!"

"Oh yea?" staid Megan, who was hidings in a box. "How dare u betroy us 2 a stupped bug?"

"Dont u ever make funn of my little caterpillary!" sudanly, she ussed the farce to break the Cage! then she threw alot of bees at it and ran away.

"nOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO111111111111!" yelled Lang.

Layer: Akira gave cyterpaler the ded Cage that the beees kild. "Yum, said he."

Dussenly, he started 2 tern into a kakuna! he wood soon term intoo a batterfly if he got enuf fod!

Now Agitha got Navi's bloody and mutilated corpse (Link smashed it two pieces after she dyed) and she was going to bring it back 2 life so that she cold feed the very hungry caterpilar, who is know a cacoon. "Soon u will bee (AN: Geddit! I said bee insted of be beecause [AN: geddit! cus she likes bugs ant {AN: geddit! Centipede ((AN: geddit! Be centipeds be bug, which be friends of Aguilera!)) ants are bugs and she likes bugs and i used ant instayed of and!} bees ar bugs!] she likes bees cuz their bugs!) a budderfly and u will eat the world!" she started passively frenching the cacooon.

Now she used the bugs power 2 bring back Navi, who wood bee (AN: Geddit!) eated my caterp. "I hopper (AN: Geddit! i said hopper instad of hope like grasshopper which is bug, an she lick bug!) dis ill work! if it dont, we mite (AN: Geddit! cause mites are bugs arnd bugs are her fav!) get beetled!" (AN: Geddit! Beca Beatles are bugs and she has a bug fetish!)

Adana used the kakuna 2 revive Navis ded corps. "What the f*ck?" Navi said as she came back to life. "Where am I? I thought that asshole already killed me!"

"Im darth Agihta and i will use yere life 2 power up the kakuna!"

"Yeah, I don't know what's happening, so just get it over with quickly."

Butterfly then, (AN: Geddit! Bicis buterflays are an bug like an capertilop an an bug lik Agit like an it cool an stuff!) Lynch and Malfoy ran in! "Danm it!" trained Lin. "Now nave is alive! I liked it butterfly (AN: Geddit! sonce butter and bugs and agita likes them and flies and she likes them and yay!) when she was ded!"

"F*ck you, Link," said Navi.

"Yere meen!" cried lionk. he bursed into ters and Mellon ran up to comfort him.

"How could u say somthi like that! Yere a munster!" Malone screamed.

"Yeah, even i thought dat was evil!" yelled Dart Aggravate.

"I don't give a f*ck, so just kill me already!"

"Well if u say sew," said Aggy.

Link saiyined, "ebben threw i want Nazi to die, i dont want the eart 2 be eat, so ill stop u! And ill dew it termite! (AN: Geddit! Instead of tonight its termite like how is malons clone with the umbrella, yeah, she likes bugs and they like her except for whenthey killed her but shes back now and she likes bugs like termites witch sound like tonight wich is why its funny!) I chalernge u to a LifeSaver Battelle!"

"Yokai, its an like Dankey Kang!" Link took out his toy lightsaber and Aretha took out her reel one and they PREPARE FOR BATLE!

"Dye!" they both yanged, and started 2 fite. It was a really epic fite with alot of lightsabers and stuff, and bugs were there to. They really bugged link. (AN: Geddit! dats cuz bug peplpe meens 2 annyo them and bugs are animals and agitha likes them and bugs were attackin link dnda he disn't like them and they bugged them so cool!) Then link got knocked over by Darthy!

"Wasp out!" (AN: Geddit! bedcsode wasps are buggy byue=s and they exist just how that bug chick likes them cuz there hotter alive then ded and wasp sound like watch so i replaced the words and that is there an PURE GENIOUS!111) yelled Mallard who was worrid abot Link-senpai.

"Ha i dont even need navi to peower up the cavil! i can use the forse!" she yuled. Then she used the face and made the kakuna evolve! He turned from the Very Hungry Caterpillar 2 the F*cking Starving Butterfly!

"Im hungroy for some planet!" he schromed. He was going 2 eet the world like Galactaste and kill evryone! He got butterfly lazers and coudld fly around and was a cyborg butterfly! So scray!

Navi was still tied up, so she couldn't fight it, but she still had a plan. "I know how to defeat it! It only has one weakness, which I heard Agitha talking about earlier. It's weakness is—,"

"Shut up, Nave!" link intrupded. "I dont need no help from u!"

"But cats are—,"

"No!"

"But—,"

"NANANANANANANA CANT HEAR U!"

"Ha," sadi Butterfly. "Thers nothin u ken do 2 stop mii now!"

"Attala," sayed Maroon, "Plz turn good agin!"

"Okay!" sid Ameba. "Dat buggerflay just turnd in two an robot, and i like bugs not robots." she picked up a ladybug and licked it sexily.

"TRADER!11111" yeled boater flee. "Prepeer 2 DIE!1111111111111"

"Ono!" yelled the trio. "Somene pleez sav us!"

Somdenly, Fukura the kitty cat walked up! "Yum, a butterfly!"

"Oh no!" shrieked the F*cking Starving Butterfly. "It's my only weakness! Please don't eat m—,"

Fukura gobbled the butterfly right up. "I love butterflies! I'll see you b*tches later! Meow!" The cute cat jumped into his invisible jet and flew away.

"U see?" seid Lonk. "I told u i coald stop it!"

Navi facepalmed, still tied up. "Sure, Link, sure. Now can someone untie me?"

"Know Way!" yeered the hiro of timme.

Agith looked sad. "If only someon took a vidyo of my sax with the caterperler, cents dat was really hott!"

"Acteraly," link screlled, "I did take a videa of it!" He took out his phone.

"Yay!" everyone except Navi yelled. "Let's watch it now!"

"You people make me sick," Navi grumbled.

Agitha quipped, "Don't you mean, you make me cicada?" (AN: Geddit! Becous cicada buggy an stuff an day so cool just kdding there annoying like in animal crossing where ther Constantine like "Greeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" thats kinda the noice thay maak and i don like it cus its relly dum but agitha like s bugs so she likes cigatas even if thay are stewpid like how tim is stupid hes really dum and stuff but cecadas arnt dat bad u hav 2 be relly bad tog be lik timmy that looser but cicadae r bugies and stuff and they r liked by that weird chick whos in Twerlight Prances and Hyrele Warrors, but all i no is tat he licks bugs and has a bug fetish, which dont make secnse since bugs arend hot there groos and icky like tims ugly face, and i dont understand her at all but sea creatures ar hot sew u shod reed my other fic about lemin thats sexy and stuff and has hot clownfish-on-octopus-action, and if u want mii 2 it'll have that sex scene with caperdiller an Anita just tell mii in the comments/reviews it depends on what site were on bbecause they call it diff things on eatch, but ill be bach soon with a nother chap i ccant tell u wat its about yet but itll bee [AN: Geddit! Bee an Agitha and bugs and she liek and cool yay stuff!] cool like other chaptars and if u don like it u are stupidd anf desert to di becus im so smerter then u u iddiot, happy star wars day may the forth bii with u but any way, cicadas are bugs there are lot of dem in Flerda wear i live but mostly in Sumer an they are annoing like Annoing Ornge which is ent as good any more its really goin donhill like fred that show was dumb like that tim guy review review no flamers im cool, by the way, that joke was hilarious about the cicada so funny hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAERUIOWUROEWHFKJDSFDSKJBFLKDJSHFKLAUWEHFIER F*ck you.)