Chapter 26: The Legend of Kira

Chapter 26: The Legend of Kira

AN: Bi the away goys! I just got admitted into the National Honors Society! Tim did too, but he probably bribed the admitters or something. Dis chapill be abot my fav animi, Death Note!

Chapter Twennyfiev Recap!: Everyne is spekin Spernish, Navi is confursed, Jorge the Mexican chef is speaking Englsh, Sakuree is spekin Franch, Tingle is lins brothel, its jest ssakrais dreem, Whorehey is still speckling Eglish is some Gemmen, and Sakurai eats some tacos.

Chaptre beggin!

Previously on Deth Note...

Link got the deth not from Dark Yagami and tingle took it, but wat if link got it bach!

Chaptre really beggin!

Tingle was at hom reddy 2 keel some losers with the death note. But he when he went to get it out, it was missin! "F*ck!" he yelled.

Meanwhile...Dark was outsid the castel with the Death Note that he stole from tingle! "Ha now i hav the death note and am kira again" Dark shooted "and soon i will be king of the shinigami and will be able to take over the whole world!"

Suddenly Dark looked out and he saw navi who wasnt nakes but she was still hot and he wanted to be sexing her because HE ISNT GAY so he licks girls insted. He ran over to sex her when he got hit by a bus and dropped the note! It was SO SCARY like imagin a airplane that is drived by satan but he has a gun and it has a dead turtle in it and guns are on it and it is made out of BLOOD thats how scary it was.

"What the hell?" questioned Navi. "Did that guy just get hit by a bus? This is Hyrule, so what's a bus doing here?"

"Ooo look he had a deth note!" yold link. He picked up the note so he could USE IT!11 Im goona bee kira now and ill kill all of the kirminals so i can be the god of the knew world!" he new that navi wood yel at him, sew he nocked her out and started riding donw names!

Link wote down the nams of a bunch of crenimals but he didnt wright don tingles name 4 plot purposes.

Meanwhile...Tingle hired a deterctive to fine out who was the knew kirra! The detractive was...L! He was crowching weird and eating candi.

What will happen next? FIND OUT!111 Now because the chap isnt over yet.

"So, L, who do u think is kira?" ased Tingle, who was there with the rest of his evil teem.

"It is...Link!" he repelled!

"Wow, you must be a genius! How did you know that?" questioned Hansel Ledger and Weldo.

"He's writing names in a Death Note right outside the window."

"Oh."

L took out some ice cream and ate it. "We better go stop him!"

Meanwheel, link killed everyone in New Jersy becus hes mad Joysey Shore was cerncerled. He elsa killed alot of kernals and was happy now. "I am the god of the knew world!"

Suddenly l walded up! he had his boyfriend, light yagami with him, eating potato chips! "You killed my brother so DIE!" he took out another death note and started to write down links name, but nothing happened! "Why did nothing happen?" he basined.

"It's because..." said L, "I switched that Death Note with a fake because I knew you were kira light!"

"No!" yelled lihgt. "But were dating!"

"Too bad!" yelled L.

"Oh yeah?" lonk said. "I took that note, and now i have both notes!" He started to rite donw their names in it! But nothing happend!

"That wasn't the real note!" said L. "This is!" he pulled out another note and wrote down his own name in it for some reason!

"Oh yeah well that wasnt a real not!" yoloed Lite. "I snatched it away and replaced it with the fake!"

"You mean this fake!" yelled link. "that was the real one and i wrote Ls name in the real one so that hed rite his name lin the real one so that he would kill himself!

"Noooooooooo!" yelled l.

"Oh yeah?" sed ligt. "When you werent looking, i stole the note and erased ls name so that he wooodnt dye!"

"Yeah but then i rote it back1" yelled link.

"Oh yeah," L L-ed. "I had the real note the whole time and i just rote my name in that fake one because i knew about your whole plan and stole it and i rote my name down 2 make u think that i was being controlled!"

"dangit!" lank lended.

"Not sew fast!" yelled tigle. "This is the reel note!" he held out the note! and rote down there names in it!

"That wont work, because I gave the real note to Near who is near, geddit!" L joked.

"I already killed Ner," said tingle who held out the other note!"

"Gasp!" gasped everyone.

"Or so you think you killed me!" yelled near. "THis is the real note!"

but then tingle shot him and took the note!

"Ha" said link. "That wasnt the note! when u thought u killed him i replaced it with a fake and this is a real note!"

Then he looked down and the note was gone! "Ha i stole it" said L who rote down links name. but nothing happend!

"Ha i knew you would steal it so I replaced it!" link verbed.

"Replaced it with this?" light beamed (AN: geddit!) he held out the fake note. "HEy, wait this is the fake!"

"And this is the real one!" yelled L.

"Or is it!" yelled Link.

"You know," said tingle, "I'm kind of confused about who has the real note. How about we just write down everyone's name on each of our notes, and then we'll know who really has it!"

"Okay!" everyone exclaimed. Everyone wrote down everyones name, but nothing happened!

"Wait, then where's the real note?" L asked.

Navi walked up to the group after recovering from the concussion. "Link, you dropped your notebook over there."

Everyone gasped! They all ran to get to the note, but L got there first because he ate alot of candy and was hipper. Now he was going to write down links name and kill him! But then then link through sand in his eyes, so that he couldn't see! Since he couldn't see, he accidentally wrote Light instead of Link and killed him!

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!1111111111111111111" scammed L Loliet. "My boyfriend is DEAD!1 This is your fault! You will pay, Link!"

L and Tingle ran off, leaving Link, Navi, and the Death Note. "At least I steel have the note!" locked link.\

Suddenly, Saria walked up! She was alive again for some reason. "Hey link I wrote a story in this notebook about me being eaten by a turtle!"

"Wait!" yelled Navi. "That was the—." Before she could finish, a turtle ran up, eating both Sarnia and the Death NOte. Then he ran away.

"Whoopsie daisies!" link germinated.

Meanwhile, L was talking to Tingle. "I want to join your evil team so that I can avenge Light!"

"Okay!" said Tingle. Then they both jumped into a giant pile of candy for some reason.

AN: Death note is COOL! Im relly good at makin sure evryone is in caricature. I aloso made a new sexxy chap in my Lemon story! Bee sure 2 reed it and also do my poll on my profeel paghe. An im also in the Natural Homers Sorority wher i ken maek fun of tim allll the time! Yay!