Lavender/Trelawney, requested by a guest who regrets nothing.

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Lavender spends half of every Divination class staring at Professor Trelawney, and wondering what she'd look like if she put any product in her hair. Anything. Hand lotion, shaving cream, mentholatum. Possibly toothpaste, and then she'd also have the benefit of smelling minty fresh, rather that like...

She took a deep, slow breath as her professor wanders past, and frowns into her crystal ball. (which is showing frustratingly little.) Like... chrysanthemums and gladiolus, old books and fabric, cooking sherry, sweat and candle smoke.

Actually, scratch that toothpaste thing. Trelawney smells like a hot mess, but she is a hot mess, and Lavender kind of likes her that way. She has enough minty fresh, well polished teachers.

She needs a half crazed, homespun, mystical one in there, to stare at and smile at.

Years later, after a great battle, they meet again. Trelawney's hair is yet to have any product added to it. Lavender has a mass of scars. They are older, and in some ways, more tired.

Lavender stares at the women who was once her professor, sitting beside her at a pub, smelling like flowers and old linen and wine, and she smiles.

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Aight, so, readers. You may have noticed it's been a while. There's a reason for that. Mainly it's regarding requests.

If you go back to chapter one and read the guidelines for requests, you'll notice a few things implied, if not explicitly stated. One is that I require at least one clearly defined relationship. These drabbles are based on various ships, and that is the main factor in writing them. I can get a little creative, but if you do not explicitly state what sort of relationship you want, I can't really write as well. For instance, if you request two characte performing an action together or spending time together in some way. Great, if I was just asking for any old prompt. Alas, I am not. I need at least an idea of what the relationship is. If you want to include an action or maybe a bit of backstory, that is fine, as long as the ship is included. I can work with that. However, if you want something based entirely on an action, I suggest looking for other similar review based fics.

You will also notice that I pretty bluntly state that I lay claim to creative freedom. That means that I am not obligated to write what you ask, or exactly what you ask. I might slightly change your request. I may lack inspiration, and therefore put it off. I may simply dislike your request. Keeping this in mind, here are some not neccessarily rules, but tips for things I prefer to write, and things I avoid:

I am fine with both M/M, M/F, and F/F. That said, some mixes past that I do avoid. I am not partial to threesomes and I avoid some sexualities and identities because I don't have experience with them and don't want to misrepresent them.

I am perfectly fine with taboo things. Go ahead, request enemies to lovers, underage, or twincest. Request Marge and Vernon. I have absolutely no clue how to do that still, but by all means, ask! The limit is your imagination! However, there is a difference between taboo and crassness.

Lastly, I forgot to mention this, but if you're a guest, please leave something resembling a name to prevent confusion. You can just type in a number. Press A a couple times, followed by H. It would just be nicer than having fifteen chapter requested by "Guest" but no clarification as to which one. Some of you are already doing this, and thanks.

Okay so that's all. Thank you for reading, and byeeeeeee!